cyberneticlagomorph

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why did i give him so much hair

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doctor wife gf let me keep the staples after she removed them, they're in a little bottle on my trinket shelf rn

i should use them for something

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you try to do this to me often i think

one time I bit a vampire on his head and shook him so hard it came off

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@voltgeist OH FR?

my bad boss

the tism

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im just tryna have a conversation

there have been

no attempts to court this man

i got enough vampires at home i don't need another one rn

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>:V

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I AM NOT HE'S JUST FUN TO BOTHER

@cyberneticlagomorph replied to your post “Need 2 gift Lucien a pitchfork jesus christ”:

HELLO?

​LIKE TWELVE OF YOU ARE TRYING TO START A TWUNK COCK GRAND PRIX.

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OH YOU'RE IN NY?

my condolences

do you have... any pookas? or pucas or puccas or any of the like 20 other alternative spellings of that word

nobody ever has us and its sad :c

Good evening.

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little thing

hehehehehheheeh

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hiiiii luciiii

can i call you luci?

do you guys have a dracula over there?

OH DO YOU HAVE FAIRIES

Good evening.

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dracula sounding ass

Good evening.

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ALWAYS VOTE ASS-KICKING

does anyone even know what ava is short for

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Bunny need smoko

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Please tell Yagi I said hello and I got my staples out

Also hi please explain that last sentence there bud

I think I ought to revive the old project. Simeaus ain't coming back to life in a way I can't currently handle.

Plus it's kinda fucked to make a species and then just let it die Yags is right about that.

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oh shit my leitmotif is on here hold my drink

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Thank you Dave

Straight whimsymaxxing, out here based and-- I can't finish this post im in physical pain typing this

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Straight whimsymaxxing, out here based and-- I can't finish this post im in physical pain typing this