cynicalk

[cynicalk]

Hi, hello, good morning, good day, good evening, good night.

I saw your Wrench x Reader and I need more. I'm on my wd2 brainrot once again, crying over not being able to play it. if you not taking requests than no problems, just ignore this ask. but if YOU DO TAKE ASKS

How about a reader whom really into , like, arts and crafts and one day present Wrench with a handmade crochet cardigan?

The fun part here is that it's a light pink one, with some flowery pattern and it's half-serious half-crack gift.

(I returned back to crocheting after a long break and started new project... you never guess what it is, lmao)

Glowing regards,

Anon.

Hey I do take requests I'm just a slow writer lol. Again a heads up I'm still rusty (I'm also a knitter myself ((I made a scarf once)))

Enjoy dear!!

-Kayla

It was a long day at deadsec, reader was friends with everyone and it's not, not normal for reader to give out handmade gifts, they usually ranged from tiny decorative rocks to maybe a nice scarf, but alas reader was always open to requests too! Once Josh asked for a soft green scarf for winter due to his sensory issues and "normal," scarfs are ichy.

But today was a chilly fall afternoon and reader saw that wrench was a bit cold per say, of course if reader would ask wrench if he was cold he'd say no or dramatic lyrics sigh and then just doesn't answer the question. Reader was then on a mission to keep wrench warm the reader spent a long time on this cardin of course the reader got the softest yawn they could find in there stash of yawn and that yawn was a light / soft pink! Reader decided that they would go fully out and added pretty flowers on it! The reader added pretty white and yellow daffodils, which complemented the red roses on the cardin, too!

When the reader walked in and offered the cardin wrench suddenly thew off his jacket and put on the cardin and began to thank the reader over and over and wrench rocked the pink cardin. After that day wrench would be seen wearing the cardin whenever he was cold or when he deemed it "added to his outfit"

Thanks for reading! No proofreading, lol. Sorry if it's bland, I'm very sleepy rn :(

[cynicalk]

hello!! i saw the wrench hcs about a reader who has markus's role, and was wondering if you could do some romance hcs for the same scenario. reader is 18+ of course

Hey there! I did do a 18+ one but not really romance! So sure! (Again I'm sorry if the writing is bad I'm rusty lol)

Okay so first things off wrench would at first be a little mean to you but that's just how he grew up (wrench probably grew up in a divorce household) so wrench only learned that love was anger and fighting.

When wrench realized that he was indeed in love with you he would try his damn hardest to gaslight himself that he doesn't love you, not for your body bur for you.

Soon wrench would find comfort in either Horatio (sorry if I spelt that wrong it's been a bit) or one of the other members (since Marcus isn't in the picture) wrench confessed to his teamate that he had developed romantic feelings for you.

Of course wrench would began to give your "peace offerings" or references star treck (or other pop-culture references)

If your favorite band is Duran Duran or anything that's Canon in game wrench would 100% (not) pirate every damn album and burn it into a cd.

If the reader likes books wrench would probably print out some strange A03 fanfic for you and call it "art"

Wrench would actually get comfortable around you and would confess to you (with the help of others) if you accept he'd be thrilled. (If not then :'( )

Wrench would take you to that "famous" donut place.

When you see his garage your honestly not surprised, he says he "has a system" but we both know that's a lie.

That's all! Sorry if it's bad I did this on the bus lol.

[cynicalk]

It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Jesus is this account that old 😭

[cynicalk]

PLLSSSS PLLSSS PLSS I NEEEEEEDDDD WRENCH FICS PLSSSSSSSSSS

LIKE HCS IF THE READER HAS A SIMILAR ROLE AS MARKUS AND ACTUALLY GOES OUT TO DO HACKS

thank you

Omfg... I never say these yall I'm SO sorry.

Please give me some leeway here I haven't written in so long.

Headcannons if Reader had the role of Marcus Holloway.

If reader is under 18

If reader was under 18 wrench would actually help / join you on missions, or at least watch you from cameras (eg: like the first scene in the game with marcus)

Wrench would protect you even though he's not the biggest fan of kids, of course if he was questioned as to why he's protecting you he would brush it off or say "their part of the team".

Wrench would give reader little trinkets he made to keep them busy (if their bored or fidgeting)

Wrench would let reader relax or even sleep in his garage if needed.

Wrench would literally hate your parents because "they let a 'small' kid walk around San Francisco hacking?" And how "dumb" it is because if he was a parent, he would never do that.

Wrench would stop drinking (at least around you) if you kindly asked him.

If reader ever asked wrench for money he would go around San Francisco at night "borrowing" (as wrench says) peoples money for you.

If for whatever reason you got hurt (and got hospitalized) wrench would show up even though he has a huge fear of hospitals (a headcanaon of mine)

If you did fall on your ass or face planted wrench would laugh at you though.

If Reader was above 18

Wrench would get you beer if you asked (not good stuff because the more expensive stuff is "always out of stock")

Wrench would climb you at any given moment like a frog

Wrench hates when reader calls him "daddy long legs" even though he doesn't mind the daddy part

Wrench wouldn't join you on missions much but you often get guns as gifts (even though you're literally 3 feet away from the machine itself) but hey he tried.

If you ever asked wrench out he would probably say no at first but he probably would just have to get used to the idea.

Thanks for reading!

I've recently renamed to CynicalK. But it's still never-again-virgil.

So sorry for the late response.

[cynicalk]

Ooo this didn't age well...

Who/ What I make fic’s for

Vox Mechania (Idk how to spell today lol) 

Mcyt

only C!

C!wilbur

C!philza 

C!Techno

Sometimes:

R6S

hitman

monster high

Fnaf

Oh and btw if you don’t see a person here just dm me and ask if i do, do them!new 

-Best regards Virgil.

[cynicalk]

This person is keeping me sane with welt asks

Hi again its me Kayla. So I just read your welt yang x vampire reader now here me out. Welt yang vampire x reader. You get what I mean?

Don’t worry I do 😉

Vampire Welt C.Ai bots are going to pay off here maybe

Gn and older reader!

Vampire Welt Yang

Being a Herrscher and vampire is definitely a pain in the ass for him let’s be honest 💀

This man would always be gentle when sucking on his lovers neck, he makes sure not to take too much since he doesn’t want to hurt them and make them weak.

After Welt sucks on readers neck he makes sure to kiss the mark he made and massages their neck to ease their pain.

Sometimes I think he’d drink tomato juice for the hell of it to fuck with reader so they believe that vampires drink tomato juice as a substitute.

Welt has debated if he wanted to change reader into a vampire because he knows he lives longer than reader but hasn’t said anything to them due to anxiety and fear.

Sometimes when reader and Welt kiss, he’d bite their lip, making it bleed a little, letting out a small laugh as he sucks on their lip to suck the blood out.

But at the end of the day Welt always loves his old human lover as he is an old Herrscher and vampire.

Hopefully I did this justice 🫡

[cynicalk]

GUYS THEY RESPONDED OMG CRUMBS!!!! ITS AMAZING 😭😭

Hello! I saw your welt yang headcannons and I was wondering if you had anymore us welt fans are HUNGRY for crumbs of him. But don't force yourself :)

-Kayla

You’re in luck because I decided to do Valentine’s Day hcs!

Made with gn and older reader in mind!

Welt Yang Valentine’s Day hcs

I just know when reader gives Welt chocolate (or something else to your imagination), Welt will definitely have a shy look and his face and slowly take the gift in his hands because this is the first time someone has gifted him a Valentine.

Reader definitely pampers Welt the whole day as he gets so confused because he’s never been pampered like this in so long :(

I feel like reader and Welt will spend Valentine’s Day at the Xianzhou Luofu (I personally like the Xianzhou) and reader definitely calls Welt “Joachim” all day which makes Welt all shy and laugh a bit as his lover calls him by his real name (but they call him Welt still if they see someone they know in public that doesn’t know of Welts past yet).

Reader definitely takes Welts glasses off (it’s canon he doesn’t need them since he’s not actually nearsighted) for the day because they want to see Joachim for the day and not “Welt”, wanting to see the real him as they celebrate Valentine’s Day together.

I just know Reader definitely feeds Welt some food (romantically, not in a sexual sense) like fruits dipped in chocolate as he gladly accepts it with a grin on his face because this is one of the few times he’s been this happy in so long :(

Reader learned Finnish for Welt as they spoke in Finnish for him which made him happy that reader secretly took the time to learn and speak is native language.

After they spent Valentine’s Day together, I definitely think Welt cried after that (in private) because this is the first time someone has treated him with so much love and affection that he feels like he doesn’t deserve them. Even when they went to bed, he held onto reader tightly. He doesn’t want to lose the one he loves so dearly even more now.

Welt promises that when it’s White Day that he’ll make sure to shower his love as much as they did for him.

I hope I did decent for VD :)

Thought this image was funny so I’ll post it here as I did on Twitter 😛

[cynicalk]

GUYS IM HUNGRY FOR WRENCH STUFF. I ALSO MAKE WELT HC (for the record I began to play in hsr so I'm not uo to welt lore but I'll try) PLEASE ASK. PLEASE 😭

[cynicalk]

So a romantic wrench x reader and I have this idea in my head where they drink beer or smt on a rooftop and it's a nice cozy evening that progressively turns more upbeat the more they drink and end up having a competition on smashing beer bottles on lampposts

LMAO THAT'S REALLY FUNNY

So it's probably g!n reader since you didn't say but whatever. (Not edited)

Readers 18 years old.

The chilly breeze washed across readers face.

"Where is he? He's supposed to be here by now" the reader wonders

"WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKER!" a loud booming robotic voice came from behind reader "Well damn that took you forever to come here...wait a minute are you already hammered???" The reader began to laugh again

"Yeah and?? Your not my mom!" Wrench said wobbling a bit side to side

"Good God! How much did you drink?" The reader said In a surprised tone, "do I have to catch up?" The reader asked the piss poor drink man

"Hell yeah!" Wrench said

After about 3 beers or so the reader was finally a bit drunk.

"Reader! Do you wanna *hick* smash the bottles?" Wrench said absolutely smashed out of his mind.

"Hell yeah I do" the reader responded

And here they were reader and wrench smashing bottles against lampposts while hacking others to steal some pocket cash or more "leading" money as wrench told reader.

When morning came both wrench and Reader woke up inside of dedsec "how did we get here?" The reader asked. "That's because of me. I had to drag your two drunk asses here" Marcus said.

"Have I told you how much I appreciate you Marcus?" Reader said in a joking tone "Oh hush" Marcus laughed as he walked away.

Sorry for the poor writing it was rushed but thank you for the request I'm always open for more

[cynicalk]

PLEASE TELL ME YOU CAN TAKE A REQUEST FOR WRENCH????????

Sure I can! What's the request?

[cynicalk]

Head cannons for when if you were a teenager he found in San Francisco.

(You the reader are probably around 15 maybe 16ish I doubt wrench would be around anyone younger then that)

1. I don't think wrench would ever adopt you per say. But he would like let you live with him, he probably wouldn't be home very often (he probably lives in his garage)

2. I don't think wrench would really have any 'rules' except for probably don't add or remove from the population.

3. Wrench is a messy dude, but he would probably have you a little clean area for you do your own thing, like have your bed there or were you can just have your own stupid shit.

4. I feel like when you turn 18 wrench would probably not kick you out but might try and push you to get a job unlike him because honestly his main way of income is stealing everyone else's banking information.

5. Wrench would probably teach you the basics on how to build things and how to hack (to a point) in his freetime.

6. Wrench would probably drink around you. He'd probably drink less when your awake but he'd drink more if your asleep.

7. Wrench would supply you with new tech (probably shit that he made so you wouldn't have a ctos or Blume anything)

8. He would also give you headphones for all the yelling and screaming he does and also when he works on things so he wouldn't wake you up.

9. If wrench ever saw you cry or want attention from him wrench would probably freeze up, wrench seems like the guy that wasn't really treated right as a kid so he never really developed the emotional intelligence to help you so he'd might call up Marcus or someone like that to help you or to guide him more.

10. God forbid anything happend to you. If someone hurt you or God forbid kidnapped you their already dead wrench is going mama bear on there ass so fast.

11. I feel like even if Wrench gave you a bed you probably wouldn't use it. I mean he's not home always so might as well use his of course Wrench doesn't care what bed you sleep in its when he can't go to sleep because your ass is in the middle of the bed and refuses to move like a concrete wall weighing down the damn bed.

That's all for now, I might do more on these, I wish there was a way where you guys can give me requests but I have no idea how to.

[cynicalk]

WOAH

Font of All Waters⚖️🌊 (comms for tnbee)

[cynicalk]

THIS IS MY TASTE OMG.

Since no one decided to say it :

I did the honor to waste my time, and I personally don't regret it.

[cynicalk]

It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

WOOOOO!

[cynicalk]

Smile?

I wanted to share this tiny story I made.

There once was a girl named elisa, elisa was from a small town out in the woods. Elisa was not a normal girl; she had clear skin, perfect eyes, everything about her was perfect, she wasn't a normal girl in any shape or form but people were so blinded by her perfection to care all they wanted was to be just like her.

But from behind that perfect face there was a fragile girl, one that couldn't hide her true feelings.

She was fragile as the mask she wore, everytime elisa felt anything but happiness her mask would crack, a deep void that laid underneath that sad facade that she wore everyday, she fears for the day people would see elisa for the first time, a monster, a freak, she could hear the voices now, she didn’t want to be a outkast.

Elisa would always show others kindness and love but when it came to herself it seems she would run out of love, she knew the action of showing herself to the other villagers.

All the townspeople loved elisa for her personality and everything in between, elisa would often find the others fighting to hang out with her, but there were a few townspeople that believed elisa can't be perfect, nobody can right?

Elisa became the master of deception, a liar, a cheater. She would smile as her lips curved in an enchanting manner that seemed to invite anyone into her life, everyone envied her, they wanted to be with her, to be her, people believed that her aura of perfection would rub off on them.

Everyday elisa would feel the pressure of her emotions building up, she could feel the cracks deepen and throb, all elisa wanted to do was take off this mask she wore, elisa could feel the hard porcelain on her face, that face bright smile that shined everyday it was too much elisa had enough.

Elisa found a hammer and took a deep breath and swung at her face, everything went black, then elisa saw it the one connected perfect face laying on the floor shattered into bits, as elisa looks back in the mirror all she saw a void, blackness, the cold feeling on elisa face sent a chill down her spine, “is this relief? Is this freedom? Am I free?” Elisa wondered.

Elisa felt the rush, the will to do anything, then it stopped, everything felt…normal again, it wasn't enough, elisa took another swing to her face, elisa felt it again the rush, but soon it wasn't enough, elisa keeps breaking her face to feel the rush to feel anything but that dead emotion they called happiness.

Soon elisa’s perfect face was gone, she was a void, but then elisa needed more she kept on breaking her body, from her neck to her arms to her body, soon elisa was a void.

Elisa looked in the mirror, a twilight night sky, that's all elisa was, a void of the twilight sky, this was elisa, this is her, the one she hid from, dancing stars in the midnight sky, as comets flew by her, it was dazzling. Elisa didn't feel a rush but she felt something different, Joy, the exact thing she longed for, This was peace.

[cynicalk]

I found this website maybe a new story? (Maybe, don't get your hopes up)

[cynicalk]

Why did this become so popular????

Me Waiting for more Watch Dogs 2 x Reader content