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I may have had a glass or 2 but do we think Elvis would have made a good Grinch? I think yes.

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It's been a week and I'm still pondering the potential functions of periods in the wilderness from a survivalist point of view

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I wonder if periods could be used as an adhesive if stranded on an island or some Bear Grylls type scenario?

I dunno but sometimes the discharge be tacky and im just taking stock of future survival supplies at my disposal

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Can period blood be used as glue if we were stranded on an island?

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Making bagel at night. Just put marmite on back of hand like... I dont know what? I dont know how I got here:

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I was telling my friend about my "amazing" trip to my crush's house and ended with " and then I went to sleep on her couch with her dog and she went to bed with another girl."

Fuck I hear it now

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What name category/persona would 'Burt Macklesprouts' fit into?

Who is Burt Macklesprouts?

These are the questions that I need answered.

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Post curry: I just wiped the table with tortilla and then ate it.

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First bite was immediate regret.

It was definitely meant to be separate cravings.

Second bite was also regretful.

I'm craving chorizo sausage and honey yoghurt but I can't tell if that's separately or together?

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Fuck it let's do it!!

I'm craving chorizo sausage and honey yoghurt but I can't tell if that's separately or together?

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I'm craving chorizo sausage and honey yoghurt but I can't tell if that's separately or together?

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Sometimes I wonder why horses faces are long then go back to sleep

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Why have I told three separate people that I will bake for them tomorrow?

I dont even have the ingredients for one round of baking.

Fuck

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if you ever get called a lazy whore, dont feel bad, you are obviously putting in the hours to be called a whore so how lazy can you be?

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How many chances is too many before you can just accept that the cashier is bad at math and take the extra change they gave you without it being immoral?

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I feel hungover, not physically, just emotionally

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What kinda of a person would lemon lime and bitters be?