English speaking people: And they lived happily ever after
German speaking people: ...
German speaking people: And if they haven't died, they are still alive today
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When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
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i only have two emotions
1. i hate myself im such a bitch
2. i love myself im such a bitch
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I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty… you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.
J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
(via thelovejournals)
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Reblog if..
You think bisexuals who end up with the opposite gender are still valid bisexuals.
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Me everytime i see something disgusting: "would you eat this for $10000?"
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i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at
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*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice
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SM: Sehun, now that Tao is gone you have control of EXO during the time freeze. Do something cute and quirky with the other members while they're frozen.
Sehun: OMG
Sehun: I'm going to rip off their shirts
Sehun: No
Sehun: I'm going to make them kiss
Sehun: No wait
Sehun: I'm going to make them kiss and touch each other
SM: Sehun, actually we were thinking -
Sehun: This is the best day of my life thank you so much bye
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@ old people
why so quick to judge but slow to walk.
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there’s larries at my school apparently
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@2015 MAMA's
And the "Artist of the Year" is ...
EXO: ...
BIGBANG: ...
SHINee: ...
BTS: ...
...
ADELE: HELLO! IT'S ME!
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