I need someone who can fuck hard and talk deep.
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Do you ever just like.. meet somebody, and you both hit it off very well at first, but then you get to know them better, and at the end of it all, you’re just like “I 150% regret meeting you and wish to god that I could take back every second that I wasted on your miserable ass”
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I love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I’m just like lmao u should see my life
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sometimes I cannot believe that I am a real human being composed of organic matter like why am I on this earth all I do is drink lattes and complain on the Internet what is the evolutionary purpose of me
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