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postcards say IM HERE. IM HERE AND I LOVE YOU. IN THIS SPACE AND TIME AND WHEREVER AND WHENEVER YOU ARE. THERE IS A SPACE BETWEEN THOSE SPACES THAT CONNECTS US AND ITS FULL OF LOVE. I’LL MEET YOU THERE.

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Here is my piece for @itsagoodomenszine ✨ I had a ton of fun with it, thank you so much for having me~! 🥰

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Chapters: ½ Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Cowboys & Cowgirls, Established Relationship, Flirting, Pick-Up Lines, Bad Pick-Up Lines Summary:

Crowley interrupts Aziraphale’s ride with questionable pick-up lines.

For my wonderful, cowboy-loving friends, who were so kind as to let me play in this sandbox with them.

@cassieoh @d20owlbear @ran196242

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I uh... may have accidentally done this too, since you posted it in server

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25948411

A Break in the Storm

Tags: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), The Bentley (Good Omens), Moiselle (RodeOmens), The Bentley and Moiselle are horses, based heavily in the RodeOmens sandbox, giftfic, Hurt/Comfort, Aziraphale is a bastard, Crowley is a bastard, they both deserve each other so goddamn much in every way, Crowley gets hurt, Aziraphale patches him up, based on art!!, Cowboy AU, Western AU, Rodeo AU, vague D/s undertones, but not really unless you're looking for it tbh, the 'flash a little ankle' of D/s undertones, rated T for Crowley scaring the daylights outta Aziraphale, Aziraphale is THE Southern Pansy, Just of the American South this time

Summary:

It's a break in the storm of all those slings and arrows they've been dealt recently and they're living together comfortably. On a day like any other, Crowley's down practicing with The Bentley (his lovely, terror of a bronc) and Aziraphale's doing some washing up.

And then the worst happens, and Aziraphale's heart is in his throat and he's halfway down the hill before he can think of it, and oh thank the Lord he's alright.

Aziraphale caring for his (dum) injured cowboy husband. 

a birthday gift for @sosobriquet.

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working on the plot: 🚫🙈🤢🙅

working on tiny worldbuilding/character details that probably won’t even make it into the story: 👌😍💯👁️

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being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

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The Art of Forging Wine

Chapter 2 is up!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25698271

by D20Owlbear and @sevdrag​

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Gen, M/M

Work in Progress

Tags

No Archive Warnings Apply

Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Aziraphale (Good Omens)

Crowley (Good Omens)

Anathema Device

Newton Pulsifer

No beta we fall like Crowley

Kisses Bingo 2020

one very long very terrible bingo fill

wine forgery

The Inherent Eroticism of Passing Wine to Your Hereditary Enemy

Sort Of

Human AU

Crowley and Anathema are partners in crime

LITERALLY

Newt is nervous probably

Aziraphale is a bastard

Saltziraphale ftw!

Crowley loves the sea and the stars

there's too many metaphors in here most certainly

An AU of an AU

wine cwime

there are pirates probably at some point

maybe a heist

Crowley gets up to shenanigans

Aziraphale is besotted in face of them

not really 

they're both idiots

moron4moron

delightfully impaired decision making at some point I'm sure

canon level drinking in a human AU

how can someone so clever be so stupid

rated E for an Emergence of Wine Stories

also for Crowley's desperate thrill-chasing

brought to you by the feral table server

Crowley and Aziraphale say fuck the system

Alternate Universe - Robin Hood Fusion

Aziraphale's glitter stick

free range dumb gays

Summary

Aziraphale is a connoisseur of old things, especially older wines. He teaches classes and confirms frauds where he must to keep customers out of his bookshop.

Crowley, on the other hand, is a fraud of the highest degree. In that he devoutly loves parting rich fools who don't know the difference between a 2012 box wine and an 1893 pinot and their money with quite a bit of forged old wine.

A story told non-linearly in snippets and snapshots of the lives of two men.

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@sosobriquet​ @cassieoh​

Me throwing a cowboy out the window in a saloon fight: YEET HAW

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In the Blink of an Eye - “ALPHA CENTAURI” Ending

PREVIOUS PART | “WE REMAIN” ENDING

COMIC MASTERLIST

DEEP WOUNDS | COME HELL OR HIGH WATER | IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE PART I | PART II | PART III | “We Remain” Ending | “Alpha Centauri” Ending

It’s been a long time, i hope you guys wont end me hahahahaha.

The whole comic book is now also available in PDF form on my Etsy.

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A few things I (a fanfiction writer) want you to know

 I write fanfiction because I love the characters and ships I write. I’m not a published author, nor am I trying to become one. I’m here because I got obsessed with a stupid tv show. That’s it. 

Kudos and/or comments fuel me more than you can imagine. 

Every day, I get a ‘You’ve got Kudos!’ email. Every day, I open it. I take note of which of my fics have been given kudos. I take note of the usernames I find there. If you’ve left kudos on one of my fics before, I’ll recognize you. I take a moment to appreciate your support. I feel validated and inspired after this. 

When someone comments on one of my fics for the first time, I go ‘Oh hey there, new friend. Welcome to my world.’

If you’ve commented on one of my fics more than once, I know you. I’ve checked out your profile, your works, your bookmarks. When I see your username, I feel like I’m meeting a friend. I’m like ‘This is the person who likes the same rarepair I do.’ - ‘This is the lover of fluff/smut/angst fics.’ I remember.

I read every comment I ever get, many of them more than once. I try to answer them all. I’m not always fast with that, but I promise you, I appreciate the hell out of your feedback. Sometimes people ask me why I’m grinning so dumbly down at my phone, and many times it’s because I just got a new comment. You’re making my day with this. 

Sometimes I get a comment on a WIP I haven’t updated in a while, and in most cases, it motivates me to get the next chapter out. You’re reminding me why I started writing this story. You’re making me want to finish it. 

When I feel down and unable to write, I go back to the comments on stories that mean a lot to me personally. They give me new life. I treasure them. You have no idea how long they stick with me. 

My ask box is always open. You want to express an opinion on my writing anonymously? You have a prompt, an idea, a wish? You probably don’t know how easy I am to persuade to write something. Honestly, try it. 

No fic is too old to comment on it. Never. 

If you’re too shy to leave a comment, you are valid. I’m happy to have you as a reader. I’m a crazy fangirl like you. I’m dying to talk to you. If you can’t, that’s perfectly fine though. 

If you don’t know what to comment, believe me when I say that it doesn’t matter as long as it isn’t rude. You’re too tired to leave a proper comment? I read fics at 2am too my friend, I understand. You don’t know how to put your thoughts into words? You can literally leave me a HI and I’ll be happy about it. 

If you’re too shy to comment in English because you’re not a native speaker, you’re valid. You’re good enough to read fics in this language, you can be proud of that. I know how to use a translator. You may comment in whatever language you want to. I’m not a native speaker either, I’ve long stopped trying to sound like one. I take no shame in that. 

If you have ever taken time out of your day to read one of my stories, I appreciate you so much. If you have ever hit the kudos button on one of my stories, I appreciate you so much. If you have ever written me a comment, shared your genuine feelings about my writing with me, you are responsible for a big, stupid smile on my face and a significant bit of motivation. 

Thank you!

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me, twirling my hair around one finger and giggling: bloodletting? to rebalance the humors? omg that’s cool. and then what happens? oh wow your beak is so big…..

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HEY!!

if youre an artist who cant afford photoshop definitely DO NOT go to my google drive to pirate the program, that would be so bad!!!

do NOT click this link right here and DO NOT enter the password ghostE2008 when it asks for it!!! thatd be super bad!!

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I dreamed of this image last night

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I love it when people try to piece together nuanced character analyses of Hannibal Lecter because they’re trying to psychoanalyse a live-action cartoon character. His motivation is tormenting whoever most recently annoyed him. His personality is a delivery mechanism for ironic quips. The shit he gets away with is explicable only in terms of pure cartoon logic. He’s basically an edgy version of Bugs Bunny.

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But seriously tho, please caramelize your onions in the oven if you can, much easier and better results imo,and can take less time.

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions