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The secret option E is the correct answer

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I did not fucking say that.

Rest. I have already looked after it. —God

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I got your back, girl

No revenge because God takes personally all attacks on me

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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

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ITS FINALLY TIME

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I’m the man that hits on women in gay bars. I’ll protect the gays with my life, and in return… no I shan’t say.

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European talking about Americans: The Americans, they all wear paper under their clothes. This is because they believe underwear causes cancer.

British person talking about Americans: Did chew know tha’ those damn yanks say “bicycle” instead of Thomason’s ol’ chew-wheel gift from the queen. I’d kill one on sight if they walked within a 50 meter radius of me.

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I like how this implies his first name is Pu (poo.)

Im so fucking smart ask me anything

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Physics teacher just said he had 7 evil exes. Who does he think he is? Ramona Flowers?

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Maladaptive daydreaming? You mean the tv show that plays in my head?

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It’s crazy that Isabella from Victor and Valentino and kit from Jentry Chau vs the underworld are the exact same character. They go on the same character arc too.

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I am so sorry for your loss. But the shrimp is only doing the only thing he has ever known. He is just an animal reliant on its instincts. It’s not his fault.

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Everyone!! Watch Jentry Chang vs the underworld!! It’s really good!! But watch out!

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When the x’s in the u sub start to cancel out and you start to see a solution.