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[dabestmoonever]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS ANSWER BE BUT MAYBE??

Do you think they rolled the s in sex so they could bypass the filter

[dabestmoonever]

(For more views)

Chat did I cook (1 hr 16 mins)

(I'm also sick :c )

[dabestmoonever]

Reblogging because yes (also the same person)

A monologue I made to sum up 80% of this AU:

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The Beasts have returned.

The Beasts cookies have FINALLY returned!

SO FEAR AND KNEEL BEFORE THEM ONCE MORE!

Deceit, Apathy, Destruction, Sloth, Silence, all seep into the dirt of this cursed land...even without their souljams.

But how can this be?

How can cookies who are supposed to be soulless, defeated, arise once more?

Nobody knows and nobody will ask, because they'll have to beg for mercy to live before doing so.

IN THIS LAND, THERE IS NO PEACE! JAM SPREAD ACROSS THE SOIL, NO COOKIE CAN FLEE!

THIS PLACE IS THE LAND ABANDONED BY GODS...

....And now it's where the devil sleeps.

False gods spread across the world, searching for power, from the innocents who can't help but weep at the shower of pain, making them a coward.

Encapsuling them in crystals, only for themselves to keep,

Nothing can save us, because now, futility is key.

Their greedy souls have tainted the land, yet portrayed as "nothing to see!" By the risen beasts.

Why, you might have asked?

Because they too, have been affected by the unwanted visitors, dear cookies.

So I ask you, friends...

SHALL WE ENTER THE CONTINENT OF HELL, SHRED TO RUINS BY THE DEVILS LURKING INSIDE? Heed my words...

You should decline, which does the least.

BUT IF YOU ACCEPT...

Welcome to Beast-Yeast.

[dabestmoonever]

"Hello, TESSA."

everyone say hi to tessa right now everyone say hi

hi tessa

[dabestmoonever]

Peak song I tell you, as a comment said this is doing the world of Oc's so many favours

[dabestmoonever]

"North of Havana. C'mon now!"

"Wanna come to the Copacabana?"

- Mysterious lady

Huh? Where's that?

[dabestmoonever]

WHAT IS THAT THANG

"A witch? Hmm, no. I don't think so... I've never attempted making a cookie in my entire life, as if I want any more. I'm just taking care of the idiots. Trust me, because some of them don't even SLEEP."

- @ask-some-legendary-cookies

“Ha! Sleep’s for the weak!”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if the other GOAT has managed to burn down, like, half of your place while sleeping!”

“To be fair, havoc might be reeked if anyone got out of that household, I’ll give you credit for that lady!”

“By the way— have you possibly seen another Wind Archer perhaps in your dimension—? Mines kinda hasn’t been around for a while n’ I’m starting to worry bout him..”

[dabestmoonever]

"Now get back to work, BLUD!"

"And suuuuure."

[She already knew she's telling everyone within 100 miles of her.]

"Heya! It seems you ordered the 200,000,000 coin party happening at the Strawberry Manor?"

[The non cookie seemed to be a robot or something. Blue long hair with buns on the top, white as skin (?) with a visor with blue eyes. She also had a blue dress with red dots on it, along with white shoes. However, you felt like something might not be as it seems here.]

(And if you don't know what I'm referring to it's Murder Drones plz tell me you know, also an OC //ooc)

“Yo yo! Think you got the wrong place, I ain’t exactly got that kinda money plus no clue where the hell this ‘Strawberry Manor’ is.”

[Fire Spirit merely keeps his distance, unwilling to attempt melting the drone’s metal]

“I can attempt to point you in the right direction..?”

{OOC: I watched murder drones through and still couldn’t put the plot together 😔}

[dabestmoonever]

"Kyahahaha! I've survived snowstormz, magma, literally every single weather! It's how I was built!"

"Heya! It seems you ordered the 200,000,000 coin party happening at the Strawberry Manor?"

[The non cookie seemed to be a robot or something. Blue long hair with buns on the top, white as skin (?) with a visor with blue eyes. She also had a blue dress with red dots on it, along with white shoes. However, you felt like something might not be as it seems here.]

(And if you don't know what I'm referring to it's Murder Drones plz tell me you know, also an OC //ooc)

“Yo yo! Think you got the wrong place, I ain’t exactly got that kinda money plus no clue where the hell this ‘Strawberry Manor’ is.”

[Fire Spirit merely keeps his distance, unwilling to attempt melting the drone’s metal]

“I can attempt to point you in the right direction..?”

{OOC: I watched murder drones through and still couldn’t put the plot together 😔}

[dabestmoonever]

"Easy job, my guy."

[This girl started flying with her EYES CLOSED.]

"Heya! It seems you ordered the 200,000,000 coin party happening at the Strawberry Manor?"

[The non cookie seemed to be a robot or something. Blue long hair with buns on the top, white as skin (?) with a visor with blue eyes. She also had a blue dress with red dots on it, along with white shoes. However, you felt like something might not be as it seems here.]

(And if you don't know what I'm referring to it's Murder Drones plz tell me you know, also an OC //ooc)

“Yo yo! Think you got the wrong place, I ain’t exactly got that kinda money plus no clue where the hell this ‘Strawberry Manor’ is.”

[Fire Spirit merely keeps his distance, unwilling to attempt melting the drone’s metal]

“I can attempt to point you in the right direction..?”

{OOC: I watched murder drones through and still couldn’t put the plot together 😔}

[dabestmoonever]

"Of course, buddy. How do ya think I got here?"

[Revealing two metal not to mention sharp wings, along with two tails with some sort of canister at the end.]

[..Wait, two?]

"Heya! It seems you ordered the 200,000,000 coin party happening at the Strawberry Manor?"

[The non cookie seemed to be a robot or something. Blue long hair with buns on the top, white as skin (?) with a visor with blue eyes. She also had a blue dress with red dots on it, along with white shoes. However, you felt like something might not be as it seems here.]

(And if you don't know what I'm referring to it's Murder Drones plz tell me you know, also an OC //ooc)

“Yo yo! Think you got the wrong place, I ain’t exactly got that kinda money plus no clue where the hell this ‘Strawberry Manor’ is.”

[Fire Spirit merely keeps his distance, unwilling to attempt melting the drone’s metal]

“I can attempt to point you in the right direction..?”

{OOC: I watched murder drones through and still couldn’t put the plot together 😔}

[dabestmoonever]

"If it gets me my money, then sure."

(OOC: Walking Candle vs upgraded murder drone in disguise wanting her hard earned money who's gonna win 🔥🔥🔥)

"Heya! It seems you ordered the 200,000,000 coin party happening at the Strawberry Manor?"

[The non cookie seemed to be a robot or something. Blue long hair with buns on the top, white as skin (?) with a visor with blue eyes. She also had a blue dress with red dots on it, along with white shoes. However, you felt like something might not be as it seems here.]

(And if you don't know what I'm referring to it's Murder Drones plz tell me you know, also an OC //ooc)

“Yo yo! Think you got the wrong place, I ain’t exactly got that kinda money plus no clue where the hell this ‘Strawberry Manor’ is.”

[Fire Spirit merely keeps his distance, unwilling to attempt melting the drone’s metal]

“I can attempt to point you in the right direction..?”

{OOC: I watched murder drones through and still couldn’t put the plot together 😔}

[dabestmoonever]

"C o i n s."

[Her visor eyes got a little offended.]

"I came all the way here for a positive answer, got it?"

"Heya! It seems you ordered the 200,000,000 coin party happening at the Strawberry Manor?"

[The non cookie seemed to be a robot or something. Blue long hair with buns on the top, white as skin (?) with a visor with blue eyes. She also had a blue dress with red dots on it, along with white shoes. However, you felt like something might not be as it seems here.]

(And if you don't know what I'm referring to it's Murder Drones plz tell me you know, also an OC //ooc)

“Yo yo! Think you got the wrong place, I ain’t exactly got that kinda money plus no clue where the hell this ‘Strawberry Manor’ is.”

[Fire Spirit merely keeps his distance, unwilling to attempt melting the drone’s metal]

“I can attempt to point you in the right direction..?”

{OOC: I watched murder drones through and still couldn’t put the plot together 😔}

[dabestmoonever]

"Pay up, my guy."

"Heya! It seems you ordered the 200,000,000 coin party happening at the Strawberry Manor?"

[The non cookie seemed to be a robot or something. Blue long hair with buns on the top, white as skin (?) with a visor with blue eyes. She also had a blue dress with red dots on it, along with white shoes. However, you felt like something might not be as it seems here.]

(And if you don't know what I'm referring to it's Murder Drones plz tell me you know, also an OC //ooc)

“Yo yo! Think you got the wrong place, I ain’t exactly got that kinda money plus no clue where the hell this ‘Strawberry Manor’ is.”

[Fire Spirit merely keeps his distance, unwilling to attempt melting the drone’s metal]

“I can attempt to point you in the right direction..?”

{OOC: I watched murder drones through and still couldn’t put the plot together 😔}

[dabestmoonever]

"Uh...you know a "Fire Spirit Cookie?"

[oh boy!]

"Heya! It seems you ordered the 200,000,000 coin party happening at the Strawberry Manor?"

[The non cookie seemed to be a robot or something. Blue long hair with buns on the top, white as skin (?) with a visor with blue eyes. She also had a blue dress with red dots on it, along with white shoes. However, you felt like something might not be as it seems here.]

(And if you don't know what I'm referring to it's Murder Drones plz tell me you know, also an OC //ooc)

“Yo yo! Think you got the wrong place, I ain’t exactly got that kinda money plus no clue where the hell this ‘Strawberry Manor’ is.”

[Fire Spirit merely keeps his distance, unwilling to attempt melting the drone’s metal]

“I can attempt to point you in the right direction..?”

{OOC: I watched murder drones through and still couldn’t put the plot together 😔}

[dabestmoonever]

"But it says here Dragon's Valley 680000?"

[That was in fact, his address.]

"Heya! It seems you ordered the 200,000,000 coin party happening at the Strawberry Manor?"

[The non cookie seemed to be a robot or something. Blue long hair with buns on the top, white as skin (?) with a visor with blue eyes. She also had a blue dress with red dots on it, along with white shoes. However, you felt like something might not be as it seems here.]

(And if you don't know what I'm referring to it's Murder Drones plz tell me you know, also an OC //ooc)

“Yo yo! Think you got the wrong place, I ain’t exactly got that kinda money plus no clue where the hell this ‘Strawberry Manor’ is.”

[Fire Spirit merely keeps his distance, unwilling to attempt melting the drone’s metal]

“I can attempt to point you in the right direction..?”

{OOC: I watched murder drones through and still couldn’t put the plot together 😔}

[dabestmoonever]

"Nono, the address says here. My guy, done fumble on me."

(don't worry I'll lecture you on it pookie 👅👅)

"Heya! It seems you ordered the 200,000,000 coin party happening at the Strawberry Manor?"

[The non cookie seemed to be a robot or something. Blue long hair with buns on the top, white as skin (?) with a visor with blue eyes. She also had a blue dress with red dots on it, along with white shoes. However, you felt like something might not be as it seems here.]

(And if you don't know what I'm referring to it's Murder Drones plz tell me you know, also an OC //ooc)

“Yo yo! Think you got the wrong place, I ain’t exactly got that kinda money plus no clue where the hell this ‘Strawberry Manor’ is.”

[Fire Spirit merely keeps his distance, unwilling to attempt melting the drone’s metal]

“I can attempt to point you in the right direction..?”

{OOC: I watched murder drones through and still couldn’t put the plot together 😔}