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Hi who the fuck are you

anthony padilla from smosh (unreality) (satire) (not true)

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to anyone slacking off at work: consider turning that "sl" into a "j"

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i remember there were a ton of elvises (elvii?) here only a few months ago. are they still around. and are they still woah mamaing.

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my influence reaches far and wide it seems

mutual spotted on youtube shorts tumblr reading

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hajime chiaki and nagito vs jerry elaine and george. epic rap battle

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You are now the new fallenchungus

ah so the rumors are true, this website's hate mail game really is insane.

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Hello new zoo animal

ok but can i leave the zoo and go to the bank. and withdraw money. that i made by selling myself to the zoo. or have i just been duped.

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accidentally started scrolling your blog like its my dash but you just make banger after banger posts

thats because i myself am a "banger"... of your mom! #pwned

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op i know that post was a joke and not to be deep on main but as a trans guy who’s always been unsure about transitioning, it actually did rewire something in my brain a bit. like, society has always told me, along with my parents, that transitioning is this huge, terrible, irreversible thing. and even jokingly, seeing a cis guy so sincerely be okay with it in that context really… i don’t know if this makes sense, but it made me feel less, like, scared of it. if that makes sense at all. so thank u for that dude :)

yknow what thats nice to hear. im currently going through my asks and answering most of them in unserious ways but im glad something i posted made someone feel less scared of transitioning. best of luck to ya in your future ventures and remember to always wash your hands after going to the lavatory

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you are one of my favourite cis guys. keep on being woke :]

i got this ask on may 31. since then because of this ask i have been awake for almost 24 consecutive days. i completely replaced any water i intake with 5 hour energy. my piss color is now only visible to bees. please tell when can i go to sleep.

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ngl based on just the one post you seem like the ideal trans ally. o7

objectively not true. i once forgot about trans visibility day and the next day had water dumped on me in a stroke of poetic justice.

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at this point i just dont bother doing the "select all squares containing whatever" captchas. i now immediately click on "do audio captcha" in the bottom left corner and instead of doing 10 image puzzles in a row just transcribe 2-3 random words and move on.

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2 eecs in a day, i am on a roll

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consider this blueprint i drafted in my phone gallery app in 3 minutes

i wanna keep this hajime pfp even when ive mainly start posting other fandoms . like i wanna add susie because i Love her soooo much but this hajime pfp is just. Me now. this is my tumblr i cant change it. the only idea ive had for trying to remedy this is This.

which im not sure is amazing pfp material

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css is my favorite toy. this is the same trick that i did with my blog theme but more extreme. i think i house of left my wikipedia

i have kind of a hate boner for websites rounding all their damn corners so to combat that i installed a browser extension that lets me square all the corners on a given website. so far im not regretting that decision

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dont play the blamer, blay the plame

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was thinking about the green goblin (comic character) and how that name is kinda redundant because green is kinda the default color for a goblin. like when you imagine a goblin you probably imagine a green or at least a khaki one. and then i thought that maybe in the 40s or whenever the green goblin was created there was less of a consensus on default goblin color. maybe there was a cultural shift regarding goblins or something. i will probably look into it some time