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Quotes From A Dad
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The best of the best quotes from an Australian dad.
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dad-quotes · 7 years ago
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Dad Quotes 2K18- Yeah, I Know Math
You gotta juice that fraction down!
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dad-quotes · 8 years ago
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Dad Quotes 2K17- The 'Hip' Dad
"Go figs! Hey! There you go, that's my new 'you're welcs'! I'm giving you guys new lingo- you're welcs!"
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dad-quotes · 8 years ago
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Dad Quotes 2K17- The Force is Strong in this Bun
Dad: “Hey, what do you call that hairstyle where you put a basketball on top of your head?”
Mum and Daughter: “With a basketball?”
“Yeah; the princess Lay-up!”
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dad-quotes · 8 years ago
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Dad Quote 2K17- Sweeping the Nation by Storm
"Hey: no WOZ! It's my new 'you're welcs'; no worries!"
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dad-quotes · 9 years ago
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Sorry that the quality is so bad, it's a recording of a video on a 3DS. ^^'
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dad-quotes · 9 years ago
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Dad Quote 2K16- Logic
"It'll make sense now that nothing makes sense!"
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dad-quotes · 9 years ago
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Dad 2K16- Too bad, so sad!
Dad- "Do you want me to close the curtain?" Me (Daughter)- "Yes please." Dad- "Okay," closes curtain, "well, too bad!!" Rips open curtain.
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dad-quotes · 9 years ago
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Dad 2K16- why do I only have 3 followers? Where did that other one go?!
"It depends how famous you wanna be famous.”
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dad-quotes · 9 years ago
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Dad 2K16- Three's appreciated
"1 is a person 2 is peeps 3 is peeps who appreciate being welc'd"
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dad-quotes · 9 years ago
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Dad 2K16- Gone In Too Deep
"Feelin' it, there's the tidal wave!"
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dad-quotes · 9 years ago
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Dad 2K16-Thank You
“You’re welcs”
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dad-quotes · 9 years ago
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Dad 2K16- Somethings Not Right Here...
Me- "If you leave the zone, YOU'VE LEFT THE ZONE!" Dad- "That sounds like a Dad Quote."
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dad-quotes · 9 years ago
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Dad 2K16- Ba-Foon!
"FOON! A fork and a spoon!"
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dad-quotes · 9 years ago
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Dad 2K16- Self Proclaimed Saying
“You sneeze and you miss it!” “See, if you blink, you would see it, but if you sneeze it takes longer.”
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dad-quotes · 10 years ago
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Dad 2K15- "Mrs Marsh"
“And like chalk on your teeth.”
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dad-quotes · 10 years ago
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Dad 2K15- Over achiever
“Now that that’s done, is there anymore of that that needs to be done?”
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dad-quotes · 10 years ago
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Dad 2K15- The many levels of tomato sauce
“Tomato sauce works on many levels; it can be excited or excitable.”
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