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forgot to post House Miku from the twitter miku memes. Mojave is Mine

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[Speech 95] I'M GOING INTO LABOR

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Opening Fallout: New Vegas on March 15th with one very express purpose in mind.

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I’d like to apologize for this statement it was made by an ignorant depressed person with no taste I’m replaying FNV and the game fucks severely. Arcade is still best boy but all the other companions are also excellent, I love my nightkin grandma my bunker lesbian my depressed DILF with ptsd and my desperado ghoul grandpa.

I think y’all have already caught on to this, so I’m just going to put it out there… I like Fallout 3 better than New Vegas. I’m sorry I just. idk New Vegas doesn’t catch me the way Fallout 3 did. literally the only thing that has me enthralled in that game is Arcade. He’s my favorite conpanion ever, and he’s from my least favorite game in the series.

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Butch: Am I right, Lone?

Lone Wanderer: I’m absolutely certain that you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

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Lone Wanderer and Charon: *searching an old building for valuable scrap and realizing it’s full of super mutants*

Charon: this can’t possibly get any worse.

Lone Wanderer: *starting to improvise a way out of their situation* Sure it can—just give me a minute.

Lone Wanderer: *Pulls out a baseball bat and a bunch of grenades from their bag*

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Dr Li: What’s your type,

Lone Wanderer: uhh, 6’6’’, redhead, kind of irradiated, always grumpy…

Dr Li: Your blood-type, kiddo.

Lone Wanderer: Oh! Red.

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Lone Wanderer: I don’t give him butterflies, I give him high blood pressure which is basically the same thing.

Charon: *sighs* yeah…

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Lone Wanderer: I feel like I should warn you, I’m carrying a weapon.

Charon: It’s the wasteland, we’re all carrying weapons.

Lone Wanderer: *pulls a sword out of nowhere*

Charon: what the fuck, where did you even GET that??

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Butch: Ever notice that the letter Z is just a sideways N?

Charon: It’s three on the morning, go to sleep.

Butch: Zo.

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Lone Wanderer: Do you think we might be going too far?

Charon: Oh, no, don’t worry about that; we went too far 7 hours ago. At this point, we’re going to a BoS gulag.

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Charon: Why are you smiling? I don't like it when you smile. That means you're about to do something reckless.

Lone Wanderer: You know me so well…don’t look down.

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Burke: *about to ask her to blow up Megaton again* I have a favor I need to ask of you.

Black Widow Lone Wanderer: I’m not kissing you again.

Butch: Kissing???

Charon: AGAIN????