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people seriously gotta stop making me work for my username...

Israel Announces Ethnic Cleansing and Permanent Occupation of Gaza

DOn 5 May, Israel's security cabinet unanimously approved a new plan to escalate operations in Gaza, including the "conquest" of the territory and the promotion of the "voluntary migration" of its population into Egypt's Sinai Desert.

Let's call this what it is: the annexation of Gaza and the ethnic cleansing of its citizens-all while we approach ten weeks of Israel blocking food and water to the population.

The approved plan includes several core elements: the military occupation of the Gaza Strip, full territorial control, and the forced displacement of hundreds of thousands of civilians to southern Gaza, nearer to the Rafah border crossing into Sinai.

Ethnic cleansing has never been incidental to Israel's project it has been a core objective from the very start. The creation of the state itself was rooted in this goal, and decades later, its policies remain consistent in advancing it.

This is the collapse of international law. Palestine has laid bare a global system that not only permits genocide-but protects it, funds it, and cloaks it in the language of human rights.

We are so far beyond words. Beyond condemnation. What we are witnessing is indefensible: the greatest crime against humanity in our time.

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The Onion continues to never miss

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No, but I def should

Thanks for the idea!!

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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... Jesus christ, how did someone fuck up so bad to deserve that???

no more "sigil for anxiety" this or "love spell" that. give me your worst, most terrifying curse

the type of shit that'll tarnish their ancestral line for generations to come or ruin their chance of ever seeing the gates of elysium

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Twilight...

Fuck, uuhhh, Alice?

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

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I'm only getting fandom names...

OH, YOU MEANT I CAN PICK A CHARACTER FROM THE FANDOM I GET!

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

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Just noticed the rest of the instructions so I'll be returning to the wheel to find characters from a fandom I recognise

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

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Two paragraphs deep into Tohru Honda's fandom wiki page (personality section), and I'm already traumatised

What the absolute fuck??

Like, I originally thought she sounded annoying, now I'm sorry I even thought that.

How the fuck is this girl not in fucking therapy???

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

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A world where the currency is tuna-cans which I can earn by completing puzzles and I get to run a hotel for sapient cats?

FUCK YEAH

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Last media I consumed?

What if it was the news? Would I be reincarnated into the country of whatever the news is from?

What if it's historical records? Would I be reincarnated to that point in history? What if it's before Pirates existed as a concept? Would I become the first?

And if it's fictional, when in the timeline am I born? Is it before the story, so I exist when it happens? Am I born at the precise moment I was up to before I died? Am I born at the end of the story?

What about what I'm reincarnated as? Am I born as myself? Or if the story contains monsters and fantasy races, is there a chance I'm reincarnated as one of those? Or can I choose to be one of those?

What if I read mythology? Am I reincarnated in Ancient Greece, and can suddenly talk to the gods? What about something like the Epic of Gilgamesh?

If I read the Bible-

Would You Rather... (100th Blog Post!)

A: Become able to summon your favourite dragon from media you consumed that had one at will. (It does not have to obey your commands, but it cannot harm you intentionally directly or indirectly, you can also unsummon it at will.)

B: Whenever you whistle (including using a whistle), all the nearest 25 wild animals above 30cm in length will come running, then organise into a band, pulling out instruments and playing (and singing) this song in entirity before running off.

C: When you die, be reincarnated in the last media you consumed, as off the moment you left off and be destined to become a pirate (you will regain your memories after becoming one.)

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I have glasses, they aren't a bother or anything, and they fix my eyesight. Only real chore is remembering to clean them

You know what is a bother tho?

TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP WHEN YOUR NOSE GOES BORDER-CONTROL WITH THE FUCKING AIR!!!

The reason the poll is intended for people who wear glasses or whatnot is because if you don't need glasses you'd obviously pick option 2, it's not really much of a choice. Of course Lasik exists, but it's expensive, and some people (like myself) are ineligible for it.

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Stunning

★ 【LUCIDSKY】 「 Frieren 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow me on twitter // bsky

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this

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Okay but this is hilarious

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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Completely forgot about the type of werewolf we're talking about

Is it the kind that transforms during a full moon? Or whenever I want? Do I have control over the level of werewolf if so?

Do I have self-control when I shift? or do I become violent and animalistic?

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Depends on the vampire

we talking Carmilla and Dracula? Nosferatu? Twilight?

And then we need to talk about where I'd live. Is it a stereotypical dark-castle, or my house?

Then I need to know my outfits. Modern day, hot topic, historical, or cloak of darkness?

Coz if I'm not going to be a hot-af vampire, living in a gothic castle, and wearing sick-ass regal gowns and suits (I'm 50/50 on my ability to be in the sun)

Imma deal with being a raging furry once a month.

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People seriously gotta stop drawing amazing-ass artworks. This shit could rival the fucking moon in beauty, and I'm going to die from the complements you artists deserve

The posing; the colours; the shading; the nod to how vampires used to drink blood from the chest; the way they follow the same diagonal, hands inline with shoulders, drawing the viewers eyes to the centre and their closeness; the awesome pattern for a background; the hair; the fucking hands

HOW ARE YOU THIS FUCKING GOOD??!!???

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”