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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this

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Fuck no they don't even deserve to smell the farts I let out why the fuck would I give em money?

Do people actually buy from scalpers?

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Whoever is in charge of filling those Pokemon card vending machines should just fill them with deodorant, personal care/hygiene products, and job applications instead of Pokémon cards. Because some of these scalpers clearly need to get a job and a shower. If you can afford to drop hundreds of dollars on Pokémon cards, you can easily fill out job applications and scrub your ass.

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I made a little PSA poster centered around scalping. Think you can spread this message far and wide?

Don't let those greedy bastards win, because they're already losing, financially

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My senior IT tech revealed to me that they’re a Pokémon card scalper and someone walked in on us in the break room mid-convo looking like this.

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pirate arc.................

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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog

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if you bother Kris while they're drinking choccy milk they'll finish it first before nabbing you

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today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 SPOILERS//

I’m not sorry for the family fued jokes I’m doing with Tenna