dadjokeanon
dadjokeanon
❖ Dad Joke Anon ❖
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dadjokeanon · 6 months ago
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What should people never eat on New Year’s Eve? Fire Crackers.
What’s a spider’s New Year’s resolution?
To spend less time on the web.
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dadjokeanon · 6 months ago
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You’re not gettin’ cake, eat your dinner and go to bed.
I think I want to make a cake.
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dadjokeanon · 6 months ago
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We saw your brother make a joke once, but I don’t think he plans on actually joining us all.
He’s got his wife to worry about remember? She’s got a bun in the oven.
If you guys are on here, is Gabe here too?
@momjokeanon @dadjokeanon
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dadjokeanon · 6 months ago
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Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I play it by mom-ory!
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