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None of the Scions were around for the Crystal Tower story.

After the "call him by his name" cutscene at least one of the Scions had to come up to the WoL asking "Hey I know there's a lot of shit going down right now but who the FUCK is G'raha Tia?"

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Won't be posting anything plot related until the spoiler embargo ends, but please have some pics of my catboy son VIBING

(Under the cut just in case because new zones)

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FMK: Final Fantasy 14 Edition

first: spin the wheel to get a character.

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Most Huggable Job Trainer - Ranged + Magic DPS

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when you get cleared of regicide charges in the middle of HW

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Guys that punchable job trainer poll is gonna make me enter my villain era I swear to the Twelve

also, Martyn haters dni lmao

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Most Punchable Job Trainer - Ranged + Magic DPS

Merging these two because they don't have many individually and also didn't have many that seemed obviously punchable

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In a mood...

Feel free to add someone in tags, reblogs, replies, what have you. FFXIV easily over like 150 characters running amok. And tumblr polls have a 12 option limit.

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Imagine, if you will, that you're an adventurer in Eorzea who managed to get a little place in a city-state's residential district. One day you're in your house when you hear a knock at the door.

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My wishlist for dawntrail:

Zenos comes back (the sillier the reason, the better) bonus if he joins the scions

more Hildy and it takes the whole expansion budget

the glasses miqo is evil (he wears glasses, proof enough right there)

the level 100 trust glamour is a swimsuit

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Bonus Poll: Most Puntable Lalafell

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Punch or Hug: Emmanellain de Fortemps

Punchability Propaganda: He is insufferably annoying which is technically not a sin but also he doesn't take accountability for the negative consequences of his actions to an insulting degree. Hes so much worse when you first meet him in terms of haughtiness and condescension but it doesn't get much better.. Thancred was based for beating his ass that one time, emmanellain should have thanked him.

Huggability Propaganda: Got his ass beat by a red chocobo

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Punch or Hug: Fandaniel

Punchability Propaganda: He's all of the most punchable characters in one. He has Asahi's face, Amon's attitude, and he's Hermes at his core. All punchable. So, he wins.

Huggability Propaganda: Idk maybe he'll calm tf down

(Note: this is specifically for Fandaniel as he appears in modern Endwalker. There is, was, or will be a separate poll for Hermes)

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Punch or Hug: Hermes

Punchability Propaganda: Made cute bird children and sent them off to acquire existential dread and depression

Huggability Propaganda: I know he was already nominated for most punchable but I don't think that's fair. He cared so much and had so much compassion that simply didn't fit in with society at large! No one understood what he felt and he asked a foolish question and the answer was so unbearable and cruel! All I'm saying is that maybe everything could have been avoided if maybe someone had hugged him, y'feel?

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More than one video today! My reaction to the new Patch 6.5 Trailer for Final Fantasy XIV is up! What are you most looking forward to this patch?? Or just excited this story arc is done soon?

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Round 1A: Hermes vs Maxima quo Priscus

"What he really needs is some antidepressants and maybe a vacation but a hug will have to suffice."

"Maxima just wants to make things better. His parents die under mysterious circumstances, keeps his father's glasses as a tragic keepsake, and intentionally doesn't form long term connections so no one will get hurt to get to him. He has to hang out with Asahi, which, right there, is reason enough for a hug. When he tries to finish his peace mission after Asahi's shenanigans, he gets rewarded with an assassination attempt. Then MSQ tends to forget he exists. Please give this man a hug and a vacation."

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Mini BLU Rant because I LOVE these quests but there's something that annoys me-

--SPOILERS FOR BLU 70-80 QUESTS--

Idk how many others are this invested in these quests but I AM and it's MY POST I love BLU mage so much- I love the characters- Martyn especially tbh (Fuck Royse lmaoo)

I DO wish they'd give Martyn more than like. one glimmer of being cool before going back to usual-

1-50: Oh- He's kinda weird, but you find out it was actually for a pretty good reason <3

50-60: lmao look at this loser

60-70: lmao look at this loser

70-80: Hey look a- Holy shit you've been this strong the whole time?? Sticking to only blue magic was NERFING YOU?? Wow, this boss is actually really hard- -Game goes almost RIGHT back into loser right after-

PLEASE LET HIM BE COOL MORE OFTEN PLEASE

PS: The blue mages need to strike- Royse pays peanuts

PSS: The game needs to let me make nice choices on his behalf- BOTH options for that bounty in Gridania were just "Damn bitch why are you so into the bounty" when like. it's an established plot point that he's broke as hell and sucks at negotiating with a woman who's 100% exploiting abilities and kind nature for her own good-

Anyway, in conclusion- That terrible woman needs to pay him better so he has more time to learn more spells and be cooler more often <3