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au where scout is the only cis man on the team (above the waist nudity)

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I think the funniest example of technically-not-a-furry I've ever personally encountered is a person who'd firmly insist "I'm not a furry because furries have fursonas, and I don't have a fursona. I just pay furries to draw pictures of me having sex with their fursonas, which is completely different."

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i can see into the future. i see... an anime convention...... my god.... one million skinny transmascs dressed as chilchuck......

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in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

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Queer Fact Of The Day: When you suck dick for the first time this pops up in front of you

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yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

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you can jerk off to anything. just the other day i jerked off to a crisp and refreshing spring breeze

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i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about

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I need the Dimension 20 community to take their left hand, their right hand, grab both arms of their chair, and brace with me for whatever the fuck this means from @caitmayart

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kitten i have to be honest your misunderstanding of what 'death of the author' actually means is getting embarassing and mommy would prefer if you posted less or maybe attended some classes on literary analysis

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my I ❤️ WOMAN SUFFERING (IN A FETISH WAY, NOT A MISOGYNIST WAY) shirt is raising questions obviously answered by the shirt

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the real reason i’m never leaving tiktok is i refuse to forswear the mobile game ads

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absolutely incredible shit going on in circles of the internet I don’t even know about

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i struggle to drink a boba ball for ten minutes and when i finally get it in the straw i inhale it at 90 mph and i die of asphyxiation in the otherwise pleasant thai restaurant

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What the fuck dude