Everything the light touches is his kingdom
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There was a little frog who was very great
He was living it up in his hip ass estate
He lookin very sleek in his peak physique
When he met a cute twink who was lookin very Greek
They started a talkin when the feds came a knockin
Turns out the cute toad twink was hiding some illegal drink
Well the frog didn’t care and he said to the feds you can kiss my derrière
And the two disappeared into the thin air
They ran away and married at the end of the day and found a little bay
And that’s the end of their riveting tale
You can still hear them croaking over the dale
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GUYS GUYS GUYS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
thank u for your time
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GOD fine frogs love everyone except this person
fun fact about frogs: they love you very very much
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fun fact about frogs: they love you very very much
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Hello. Are they any animals that look like they've been hit in the head with a hammer?
that’s a great question! have a surinam toad.
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It's my birthday and to treat myself, I've scrolled through every frog on your homepage and I don't regret a single second. These are good little bois.
happy birthday!!! and they are such good lads arent they? :))))
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happy birthday fellow frog! :D
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This ad Facebook showed me
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