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day 8

i pierced my own septum in the school bathroom and got caught, and then got off scot-free. but i told my mom like a dumbass and she forced me to go to the ER cuz she thought it was infected cuz i "pierced through the cartilage" (i didnt, obviously)

the oncologist said i was fine and went home. she then yelled at me and forced me to take it out. deyassified.

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day 7

i had a ps4 and my mom didn't think i played on it enough so she gave it to my grandma so my cousins could play on it when we would go there. it was never touched again

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day 6

my dad kept putting off booking a vet appointment (both my cats had ringworm and ear mites when we first adopted them) even though one of them was scratching her head so hard she had scabs and was bleeding. eventually i'd had enough and took them to the vet myself at like 1 am one night because she was bleeding even more and i was terrified and they got diagnosed and had to be put in isolation

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day 5

when i told my mom about my autism diagnosis, she told me that "everyone is a little autistic" and that "im just seeking attention"

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day 4

my instagram got hacked 2 years ago and i was getting exposed for dating a girl on my instagram notes

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day 3

i saw my middle school bullies who essentially ruined my life at the mall and they saw me, so i panicked and told my aunt since she was there with me, and she told me it wasnt a big deal and i was overreacting

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day 2

sorry guys i failed to be consistent beyond 1 day, anyways

when i was 13 my mom once caught me filming a tiktok in cosplay so she ripped down my led light strip and peeled the paint off the wall

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day 1

my mom confiscated my ipod while we were parked outside of my friend's house and i tried to sneakily take it back. she responded by biting my arm so hard it left a bruise

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introduction!

if you're reading this, hello.

if you're not, you're lying

i've been told i have a very "tragically comedic" and "overstimulating" life, and it is equivalent to "a circus on fire"

that is why i have decided to post a daily fact about me as a person or a weird event that happened in my life. my story is an absurd one, and i am aware of it, so i think sharing it would be fun. this is kinda gonna be like my diary that everyone can see. it's also gonna help me stop feeling like i'm selfish every time i talk about myself, since this is a blog entirely dedicated to me

i hope my life story can make people laugh and feel understood. i know it won't be that way for everyone, but i'm hoping some people will find comfort in my posts. or at the very least, i hope to entertain you.