Diluc, pointing: May I sit there?
Zhongli: That's my lap
Diluc: That doesn't answer my question, Zhongli
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Diluc: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Zhongli: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Diluc: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Zhongli: Is it working?
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Diluc: Are you trying to seduce me?
Zhongli: Why, are you seducible?
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oh my god these posts popped off
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Morax: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Barbatos: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Morax: No! Four to five seconds!
Barbatos: Too late!!!
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Venti: Zhongli is playing hard to get...
Venti: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of!
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Hu Tao: I turned out perfectly fine!
Zhongli: Tao, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Hu Tao: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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