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dod logic

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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sorry it made for an interesting pose

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HiveWing Noble Halicta & Ex Princess Demoiselle

Demoiselle was a princess, the daughter of Queen Monarch. When Wasp took over both tribes, Monarch was imprisoned until death while the rest of the royal family was cast away. Demoiselle now serves Halicta and her family.

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-smacks you with a mouse-

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Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

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yippeeee grouse gets to open his mouth again!

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@bogcreacher its hawthorne

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can't be sure that that's what he was doing but one coworker said "yknow. people swallow several spiders every year" and my other coworker said "well that's just- it's not true. it's a- no, you'd wake up" and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know

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revelations

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together they form one (1) brain cell

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(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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Consider the last post you made about an individual character from any fandom.

That character is now your roommate.

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Cool rarepair I was thinking about. Glory and Fatespeaker. I have no recolection of them interacting canonically, but I think they would be cute togheter. Plus Glory meeting someone with so much hope in the nightwing tribe could get her to loosen up about nightwings yknow?

Their personalities are opposites, but not so different that I don't think they wouldn't work togheter.

Now I just need a cute shipname and I'll be set... hm... I dont want it to be Gloryspeaker or GloryFate.