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yes The Math Sorcerer. im sorry The Math Sorcerer.
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“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what
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"Don't be a Job Hopper" 1940s Disney WWII propaganda poster
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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
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After 4.5 years of making this I'm finally finished! The Beekeeper's Quilt pattern by tinyowlknits.
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Seeing a pope wear a baseball cap just feels wrong I can't even explain it
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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new m/m ship drops -> people make one million meta posts about how actually the love between these characters is the most true and important and beautiful thing in the world -> the m/m ship is all you ever see when scrolling the tag -> phase lasts anywhere from three months to about a year -> the fans move on to the hot new actual most true and beautiful and important love between men in all the world elsewhere in a different fandom -> your ship is nothing more than shovelware -> you have nothing interesting to say about the actual source material -> this too will be forgotten -> you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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