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"not my circus, not my monkeys" = not your problem
"not my circus, but those are my monkeys" = it's only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught
"my circus, but those aren't my monkeys" = it's your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem
"my circus, my monkeys" = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you're chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.
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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.
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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
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Every time I try to post it. I always end up reading too long and running out of time to actually post.
Reblog if you're a writer who re-reads their own work for funsies.
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reblog if gay
gonna see how far this goes without any tags.
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Another Nov 5 has almost come and gone, and I still have not gotten to Despair.
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VOTE. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, VOTE!!!
there are enough tumblr users who can vote in US battleground states to literally swing the election, do you realize that?? the election is going to come down to like 80’000 votes in those states — that could be your vote! so if you live in pennsylvania, georgia, arizona, nevada, north carolina, wisconsin, michigan, etccc your vote is going to make a huge, huge difference. please for the love of god vote (and if you live in a different state, you still need to vote too)
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Blob!Wind…
What’s he thinking about?
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@citrus-mammal
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my friend the bastard rat
I had a daughter and I changed her name from something normal to "Remy" when she was 8 and she despised me for it. She said she didn't want to be named after a bastard rat.
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I get a color guard vibe from Legend. Maybe it’s the not-dress? Idk.
Character art from the marching band au that I decided needed to exist. Would anyone be interested in reading that? Lmk
#my art!#lu legend#linked universe#lu#linked universe au#fanfic idea#loz#legend of zelda#color guard#Let me know if you want to know more#I’d love to talk about it
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Have y’all heard the song Spanish Ladies? It’s a sea shanty, and it’s fucking fantastic, and I thought that it gave Wind vibes. So. Here ya go!
(I messed with the words a bit so it fit his situation)
there are a lot of variations of the song, but here’s my favorite! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W7TViGkvQ0
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#legend of zelda#art#my art!#wind waker#Wind waker link#wind lu#aryll#Links grandma#This is the first thing I’ve completely inked and colored#I’m proud of it#GO LISTEN TO SPANISH LADIES#Can you tell I don’t draw boats often?#loz
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