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♡ JENNA ORTEGA the tonight show starring jimmy fallon

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Is it a crime That I still want you And I want you to want me too?

Sade - Is It a Crime

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FRIENDS (1994 - 2004) The One Where FRIENDS Turns 30!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 The show debuted on September 22nd, 1994, on NBC to 21.5 million viewers.

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Camila Cabello attends the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards.

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The way I'd give up everything in my life just to be her slave😩🤌🏼

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I'd like to think that Luffy stole one of Robin's lipsticks and is drawing on the mirror

(Later, Nami and Sanji are gonna hit him on the head for that, but Robin won't even bat an eye, even though that was one of her favourite lipsticks)

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Mitsuko, going over Matsuri's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Matsuri: Yes

Mitsuko: Okay... may I know what you create?

Matsuri: Problems.

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Matsuri: Rules are made to be broken.

Himeko: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Yuzu: Uh, piñatas.

Harumi: Glow sticks.

Mei: Karate boards.

Nene: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Matsuri: Rules.

Himeko:

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Yuzu: I like your pants.

Mei: Thanks. They were 50% off.

Yuzu: I’d like them 100% off.

Mei: The store can’t just give clothes away.

Yuzu: That's not what I-

Mei: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Yuzu.

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Store Worker: Would Ms. Harumi Taniguchi please come to the front desk?

Harumi, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Yuzu and Matsuri*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Yuzu and Matsuri, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Harumi: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Himeko: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Yuzu: "Prettiest Smile"

Harumi: "Nicest Personality"

Matsuri: "Most likely to start a bar fight"

Mei: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one"

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Yuzu: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Matsuri: Yuzu-chan, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Harumi: Did it hurt?

Yuzu: What? When I fell from heaven?

Harumi: No, when you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone did.

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Yuzu: What did you guys get for number 12?

Harumi: I got 18

Himeko: I got 9.5

Matsuri: ...I got Abraham Lincoln for some reason...

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Matsuri: I have come up with a three step plan to get Mei to marry you.

Yuzu: Okay, I'm listening.

Matsuri: Step one, get her to play truth or dare.

Himeko: Oh God, stop.

Matsuri: Step two, wait until she picks dare.

Harumi: Matsuri, no.

Matsuri: Step three, dare her to marry you.

Yuzu: *running out of the room shouting* It could work!