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bryon calling ponyboy conceited and then calling mark golden in the same book will never not be funny to me. like you can’t just insult a man and then steal his whole entire shtick.

on a somewhat-related note (at least to me): there’s so much to unpack in how mark and tex have gold eyes, and the way they see the world.

there’s also a lot to unpack in how dally didn’t share that trait with them, and how pony never did get him to watch the sunset. but mark and tex? I think they would.

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letting me watch early 2000s superhero cartoons was a mistake. letting me rewatch them in 2025 was also a mistake

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you ever just think about that one episode of Teen Titans where Deathstroke Slade is blackmailing Robin into working for him and he has the AUDACITY to say “who knows? I may even become like a father to you” and then Dick is like “bitch I already HAVE a father” and then the camera pans up to bats flying away. because yeah he does have a dad. have you heard of his dad. I sure have

and then Slade makes him go steal some device from a Wayne Enterprises building and you’re like so does Slade Know or is this just a big fucking coincidence. and it’s funny if he does Know because it means Slade sent Robin there specifically as a Fuck You for the “I already have a father” line, but also it’s funnier if he doesn’t Know because if you’re gonna kidnap and blackmail Robin why would you send him to fucking Wayne Enterprises when you know Batman’s gonna get an alert that somebody broke into his building and that the Teen Titans are fighting on his roof and Bruce is gonna be at home in the Batcave watching through security cameras like “what the fuck is he doing.” Alfred would like to know what the fuck Duck is doing too btw. like why would you purposely risk Batman finding out. why would you do that. And I get it right it’s Slade Deathstroke so he’s not scared of Batman. but even then, sure, maybe it’s a fuck you to Batman because you’re trying to steal his son/sidekick and turn him into your own. but even then like why bother with nanotech poisoning the Teen Titans why not just nanotech poison Batman and blackmail Robin that way. like there’s so so many layers to this.

and even dropping the whole does Slade know who Batman is or not thing (he probably does because it seems like they didn’t even NEED the WE tech? He just sent Robin there to get the Titans’ attention really? At Wayne Enterprises of all places?) it all comes around to the insanity of this whole thing only happened because Robin went all Batman-mode trying to take down Slade like. the other Teen Titans were calling Dick out for going crazy trying to take the guy down and it’s very heavily giving Batman & The Mission vibes despite that being a thing that Dick can’t STAND about Bruce sometimes and I don’t have time to unpack all of that. but it’s There okay. it’s there

tldr the “Apprentice Pt. 2” episode of Teen Titans (2003) is incredible but also genuinely so funny bc there’s no way in hell Batman didn’t notice Robin dressed like a mini-Deathstroke breaking into a WE building to steal Nothing and fight his friends on the rooftop like there is NO WAY Dick didn’t spend the next week after this ghosting Bruce’s calls

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I think there's an assumption that pony will/ wants to go to college but on my latest reread I think its interestin that pony himself never explicitly mentions wantin that for himself. hes told by both Darry n Soda that he has the brains for school n he shouldn't throw it away n of course there's a natural desire to want to make them proud, but have we considered pony who does fine in school but has less then no desire in a higher education? there's an important part of Pony's character that I dont see explored often which is that pony is not darry. hes not soda. he wants to make them proud but the book is a comin of age story about a boy findin his own way in the world. apart from his social class n his friends n the groups a person is born into. includin family. pony who doesn't drop out. but doesn’t pursue college. who chooses his own way in the world.

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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

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never not thinking about sodapop curtis

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cringe when superhero movies poke fun at the comic costumes. like ok bro know your place dude you are literally a comic book movie.

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So… about that audio…

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I bet Wally was a little troublemaker when he was a child so obviously his kids are the same. Also Dick is sick of Wally's rambling

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Do yall fw this carol design i really need to know

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you know i always in my gut as a hal jordan fan knew hed be trans but like youve opened my eyes to the truth of bigender hal jordan and i fear i can never go back

you’re right, hal IS trans

which direction?

yes 💚

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bad shoulder day