dan-crimes

[dan-crimes]

gee! i sure do love this complex female character with COMPLEX thoughts and COMPLEX feelings and COMPLEX reasons for her actions. surely the fandom wont villainize her and make her into a irredeemable monster for doing something even slightly unkind! (male character has done something a 100x worse.) looks at social media oh! well surely they wont water down her character into a single trait and/or only examine her at surface level and then proceed to misunderstand her entire personality, motives, and values! looks at social media again oh.

[dan-crimes]

Transcript: "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!!!"

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

[dan-crimes]

Transcript: "Bad biscuits make the baker broke bro."

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

I am on vacation! Answers may not be posted right away--please remain patient.

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[dan-crimes]

alright how can i take this song completely out of context to fit my ocs 💭

[dan-crimes]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[dan-crimes]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[dan-crimes]

My full spread for @grandfestzine ! 💚

[dan-crimes]

Marie’s pride flags but as cute outfits

[dan-crimes]

Happy Birthday 🎂!!!

Thank yoooouuu !!!!!

[dan-crimes]

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[dan-crimes]

I care, you know. I care about the little things, like the song you’ve got on repeat, or that bug you spotted and thought was funny. I care that you just stepped out of the shower, warm and calm. I care when you're out with your friends, smiling in the sunlight. I care when you're sad, even if you don’t say a word. I care about how your meal tasted, or the quiet love you hold for that one obscure character from an indie game no one else knows. I even care about whether you’ve had enough water today. I care about it all. I always will.

[dan-crimes]

have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

[dan-crimes]

happy birthday ‼️‼️

Thank you ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[dan-crimes]

Birthday today 😎😎😎

[dan-crimes]

birthday art of knife and bow commissioned from @knightobreath!!! ^_^ happy birthday to one of the most creative, talented and funniest people i know @dan-crimes. my life would be SO MUCH worse in so many ways if you were never born. but thankfully u were <3

hapy birthday!!!!!

[dan-crimes]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out