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you think being sold to one direction is tough? my mom sold me to RUSH and neil added me to his drum kit

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Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.
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he’s so important to me
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astros: YORDADDY TO THE MOON.
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Ted Cruz Hit with Beer Can During Astros World Series Parade in Houston
Ted Cruz was hit with a beer can during Monday’s World Series victory parade for the Houston Astros.
Cruz was on a float at the 2400 block of Smith Street in Houston when the can was thrown, Houston police tweeted.
“The beer can struck the Ted in the chest/neck area,” police said, adding that he was not injured but did shed tears.
A video of the incident posted on social media, boos and swearing can be heard coming from the parade crowd as Cruz drives by, standing in the back of a military style vehicle. A can hurtles toward his head and people cheer and clap.
🤣 … they sure love Lyin Ted in his own hometown!
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People have been to the moon and youre telling me they still cant make a cigarette thats good for you. like why do we even have science then
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Autumn nights in a small town
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they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me
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Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies
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