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"You could swim in those eyes" (apple Phil picture) you cannot, in fact, swim in those eyes (it would be impossible)

thank you anon for bringing this lie to everyone's attention! seasoned veterans will recognize this quote from one daniel howell in reference to philip lester's eyes:

some may claim that this is not a lie, but rather just dan being ignorant. perhaps, one might say, dan truly thought that he could go swimming in phil's eyes. however, dan is a man of science. surely he understood that it is physically impossible for a person to go swimming ("the sport or activity of propelling oneself through water using the limbs") in another person's eyes (not made of water, very bad if limbs enter). thus, we should, nay, are forced to draw the conclusion that dan was LYING!

why daniel j. howell would make such a blatant fabrication is unfathomable. this just goes to show that even in 2009, dan was a liar who did not care that he was obviously presenting falsehoods. and the fact that phil lester (AmazingPhil) would go along with said lie is repugnant.

we must fight for the truth! please everyone, i compel you to follow in the footsteps of this brave anon and submit more pieces of fiction from dan and phil.

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another lie from daniel dearest...

liar might as well be dan's middle name. today we have a shocking lie that there is no hiding from! first, observe this statement daniel james (read: liar) howell made in 2011:

as a reminder, here is what dan's natural hair looks like:

"but wait!" you may be saying. how do i have examples of his natural hair, when he previously stated that we would never see it again? well, audience, that's because danisnotonfire is a PEDDLER OF FABRICATIONS! this man has not touched hair straighteners in YEARS!

if you need further proof that mister howell regularly shows his natural hair, take only a moment to observe the recent uploads of the so-called "gaming channel" (more to come on that).

please, everyone, urge dan to take accountability for the falsehood he presented in 2011!

we cannot allow him to remain silent!!!

(note: i have made the above text WAD-colored in the hopes that it will catch daniel howell's attention)

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WE LOVE U D&P LIES!!!!!!! doing the lord’s work fr 🙏🏳️‍🌈💅

thank you. i live to serve two things: the phannies and cunt 💋

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You are doing amazing. I love you, and I'm with you, and I 100 per cent agree with you that the dnp lies should be catalogued so that the public knows they're lying liars who lie

You dont have to answer this or anything, btw... It's just some encouragement for the soul🩵🩵

THANK YOU ANON! I WILL CONTINUE TO EXPOSE EVERY LAST LIE THESE SO-CALLED WHOLESOME INFLUENCERS HAVE TOLD!

Love,

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🚨 MORE LIES TO BE REVEALED SOON 🚨

i apologize for my absence. i was overwhelmed by the weight of dan and phil inundating us with uploads (who asked!). additionally i have been researching more and more fabrications from daniel and philip. unfortunately these deceivers have said lie after lie, untruth after untruth, almost too many to handle. rest assured i will be bringing all falsehoods to light!

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thank you everyone for the support as we all work together to expose dan and phil's lies.

next we have another lie from phil. this is from THE FINAL GOOGLE FEUD (2018, dir. daniel howell and phil lester). phil claims that he does not have any legs and therefore is unable to get the pizza. however, this is a blatant LIE. please see below for proof of legs:

clearly, this LIAR of a man thinks that he can pul the wool over our eyes and convince the masses that he is legless. but as we have shown here today, this is just one of many deceptions from mr. lester

more lies will be exposed soon...

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THE NEXT LIE EXPOSED IS FROM PHILIP!

in the video Two Thousand and Nine, phil claims that his new year resolution is to get fit, and then he will be irresistible. when does the lie come in, you may be asking? he follows this up by saying "not really."

as we know this is untrue!! philip michael lester and his fat ass are, in fact, irresistible. even if everyone reading this disagrees, we know there is at least one (1) person who found phil irresistible in 2009. and evidence shows that he still finds phil irresistible to this day.

therefore this is a LIE from phil!

please let me know what lies should be exposed next

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another horrific lie! truly despicable that fathers could lie to their children so easily.

dan and phil claimed, on dec 24, that they would return to the gaming channel after 15 days. this would have been jan 8. and yet, have they returned?

NO!

they are sitting in their phouse (phan (phil+dan) house) in their pajamas (pyjamas for you british readers)!! they are content to lie! they spare no thought to how we would be emotionally affected by this. why give us false hope only to tear us down? my friends, it's because they are addicts. addicted to feeding their dedicated fanbase untruths and falsehoods.

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the next lie is again from dan (don't worry phil, your time is coming too...)

this is the video description of SERIOUS BUSINESS, uploaded one month (and four days) after his video before that. as we can see, danny boy claims that he will NEVER go more than 4 weeks without uploading!

it seems to me that dan is a LIAR who does not know what the words "never" and "ever" mean. as we are all aware, mr. howell frequently went months without uploading (only to come back with a tag, who no one even tagged him in, he's not a challenge to drag)

please join me in holding him accountable for his lies!

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to kick off this blog, we have a 2-for-1. as we can see the initial lie is dear daniel saying that @fuckyeahmargaritas will be updated starting jan 13... yet there was not another post until feb 21 as you can see from the tweets. and reader, the second part of this lie is the word "continuous." in fact, feb 21 is the last time the best blog to exist was ever touched. almost 13 long years ago.

this is an egregious lie and i will not stop until daniel james howell is hald accountable!

stay tuned for more lies that will be exposed...