phil is a genius at marketing bc he realised that if he turned sponsor segments into saw traps it would compel people to watch. and it's working. every time a segue makes dan look like he wants to die i am enthralled
I didn’t think anything could beat my genuine investment in Dab and Evan’s relationship but I never should have doubted DnP’s ability to manifest a potential polyamorous relationship between a goth queer cheerleader, another goth who hates him and may or may not have been involved in an alien abduction, a blonde rich guy and a jock who’s now questioning everything he knows about life