Hot mess with shit executive function. Trying to be less of a fuck up. It's still a work in progress.
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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.
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Please forgive me for ranting, but...I am so tired of AI. Just so tired. I don't want Microsoft Copilot, or Google Gemini, or Meta AI, or whatever other energy-sucking, water-wasting, mediocrity-spewing LLM is currently being thrust upon me. I just want to be left alone to create in peace.
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Ask not for whom the bell tolls because that's not my department. You're going to want the bell tolling department, they're on the floor above us.
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible
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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel
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Ok, I say this not as a feedist but an American, our whole deal as Americans should be that we have incredible food and like to party. Projecting America as like strong and tough and manly sucks ass and everyone outside of the US hates it. We should lean into being the place that has the best burgers, bbq, a melting pot of incredible food, and knowing how to have a good time. Every region of the US has a different way of letting loose and I think that’s one of our best qualities, and something we should embrace. Everyone likes someone who is a great hang and brings great food. That could be us, but instead we’re doing evil empire shit.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhekuli_Biya
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each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.
to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch
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