dandydogboy

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I finished this like 3 days ago idk why it took me that long to get around to uploading it

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* I ask Queen why is she still hiding in the alleyway after 3 years

Theyre Gonna Fuckin Get Me

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Be gay, trans, and alive

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SUSIEZILLA!!!! BWAAAAARRRR

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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

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viewing queer identities as “this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now” rather than “this is who I am, was, and always will be” will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing your mind is proof that you have one.

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(gets 0 notes on a post i made five seconds ago) sigh.... i see how it's.... (walks into the dark scary forest)

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go, my warriors!!! hollyleaf and scourge. (I headcanon that hollyleaf has the family white paw) 🤍🐾

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No sun time

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Alright I'm reorganizing my tags and am curious now.

What's the craziest/funniest fandom drama you've ever been involved in or witnessed?

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all fours

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Creature blast !!!! with borgar :)

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pool beast

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I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

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🎵 i have no mouth and i must kiss ❤️

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collection

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name