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Happy Birthday to our very own Ultimate Nurse Suzy Shepherd!

We hear that "sitting on a giant syringe" is quite a popular thing among previous ultimate nurses so we figured it was time to allow Suzy to do the same (though the reasons behind such a trend are beyond our understanding).

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A very happy birthday to our main girl herself, Peppa Porkton!

Given her status as a world champion in puddle jumping, as well as our protagonist, it only seemed fitting to make her the subject of our very first attempt at splash art!

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We... were supposed to be wishing Kylie Kroft a happy birthday today but it appears she's disappeared off on another high-stakes, fantastical adventure... again.

Well, we suppose that is to be expected! She had to pick up her ultimate-worthy survival skills from somewhere! We'll just put her cake in the freezer until she gets back...

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We're wishing a very low-key (but the most sincerest) of happy birthday's to our favourite farmer Rebecca Rootveg!

We must admit, she kept things so secret that we had to rush our preparations a little but we made sure to do something to help her feel loved.

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whos the most fun to write?

Congratulations to Pedro Pistol for winning the "Who is most fun to write" competition!

It was a close call and took quite the bit of effort for our judges to set their biases aside but we're grateful that our runners up are taking the decision well.

Yee-haw!

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*No hearts were harmed in the making of this vine re-creation! ;)

A very happy birthday to one of our busier students, Zoe!

Being the best postlady around is a demanding job so we're grateful she took the time to help us re-create a classic mail-related joke in her honour!

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This is genuinely a really cool idea! I especially like that a good amount of these ultimate talents is a callback to each of the characters and it would make sense for each of them to have those types of talents! Danny as the ultimate Pirate and Pedro as the ultimate Cowboy suit them perfectly for example. That’s a nice touch.

Forgive us for the late reply to this ask - taking compliments can be hard sometimes!

Every Ultimate student has had a fascination or talent since childhood, eventually resulting in their stills being deemed Ultimate Worthy! Be it the sea salt that flows through Danny's bloodline or George's knack for dinosaur facts, signs for their passions could be seen since as far back as pre-school!

Though we're sure Pedro would have become The Ultimate Superhero, if he'd found the means necassary...

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Oh dear! It seems that Delphine appreciated receiving such a beautiful gift that her make-up was smudged from her tears!

Luckily we found out about her plans to break in to The Louvre to replace the Mona Lisa with this in advance and were able to put a stop to it but we can't deny that we wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment!

And while we're unable to comment on the romantic relationships between our students, it's a matter of fact that Gerald is quite the fan of Delphine's poetry ;)

Art with Delphine ready!!

I know I'm not an artist, I just couldn't help but draw her!!

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I JUST SAW THEIR PICTURE AND I ALREADY FELL IN LOVE WITH THEM AS A COUPLE😭😭😭

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Where were YOU when you heard the news?

Currently we are having to revise and hold out on writing certain aspects of our scripts, thanks to this recent development but rest be assured that this potentially despair-enducing turn of events will undoubtedly give way to even greater hope!

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Will it be a video game or a video series?

Where will your project be viewable?

Everything is still quite early in to the writing and planning process but once both the resources and time are acquired to make videos, we'll be making a dedicated youtube channel for this project!

In the meantime, this blog will be sharing artworks and answering questions (all non major spoiler related, of course!)

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A very happy birthday to our youngest (and self-proclaimed smartest) classmate George Porkton! He absolutely insisted upon being the first to receive some in-universe lines of dialogue as he's rather jealous that Susie got a proper sprite artwork before him. Who are we to not indulge such a request?

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A very happy birthday to none other then to one of our less talkative students, The Narrator!

We couldn't quite figure out what he wanted to do to celebrate so we settled on making a simple sponge cake! He was indifferent, as usual but at least his puppets seemed interested in it?

Oh well! With such an exciting year ahead of us, perhaps it's a blessing to begin it with a more simple endeavour.

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Good evening Everyone! How are you all faring during this chilly winter season? Good, good...

Now, we at Danganpeppa have quite the festive story to help get you all cosy and warm before a certain jolly old man comes knocking! It's called "Peppa's Night Before Christmas".

Are you sitting comfortably? Good, then we will begin!

Trigger Warning: Pink blood, implied death

Oh dear! It seems that somebody's had a bit of an accident!

Now that was a lovely story, wasn't it? Our favorite parts were the stockings! So cute! Ah, but we here at Danganpeppa have to get back to murder-proofing our own homes before the big day arrives - just to be on the safe side - so we shall see you all in the new year! Soon, hopefully, if we are to be so lucky!

Happy Holidays and New Year to all and to all a goodnight!

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Meet The Cast 16/16

The Narrator is quite the enigma. All they care to talk about is their talent, that of The Ultimate Storyteller. Using children's hand puppets to convey hundreds of memorized stories, he's always prepared to tell a fable with a relevant moral featuring at least one nursery rhyme and/or brutal character death!

They refuse to share any personal information beyond their name... or more rather title so its more then obvious that he takes his craft seriously to an honestly quite creepy extreme.

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Meet The Cast: 15/16

What's more reliable then a mail courier? The Ultimate Mail Courier! Good thing we have Zoe Zenith around! Continuing her family's business in running her home town's post office, Zoe can organise and deliver hundreds of letters every day. She's fast, strong and determined! Nothing can get between her and a job needing doing.

With a keen eye for detail and a picture perfect memory, it'd be impossible to keep secrets from such an observant young lady.

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Meet The Cast: 14/16

This class only has room for one Ultimate Cowboy and his name's Pedro Pistol! From rootin' ta' tootin' this gunslinger's well versed in everythin' Wild West! Noon-time showdowns and defusin' dynamite are 'is bread 'n butter so long as ya'll ignore his extensive history a' horseback ridin' injuries! ... and the fact that he's never even been to America before...

He has a bad habit of interrupting and struggles to follow conversation topics/social cues but it'd be a shame to leave him out when he's just so easy to pick on!

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Meet The Cast: 13/16

Keeping things cool is the hippest, trendiest gal' around; Penny Polar - The Ultimate Barista! Working at the classiest cafe in town, her efficiency and skill is only rivalled by her ability to keep up to date with all the latest trends. She can brew all sorts of drinks and has both the pictures and social media clout to prove it!

She's self described as "quirky" but is always down to chill and chat over a couple of fresh iced coffees.