I put WAY more time and energy into this than I intended. I should've been asleep twenty minutes ago...
My Stupid ADHD brain after hearing this scene in Harry Potter:
Harry: Yeah, but what’s the point?
Mr. Weasly: The point?! Harry, they’re Death Eaters! There is no point!
*Scene cuts to the Death Eaters in a company meeting*
Voldermort: Thanks to everyone for showing up on time today. It’s nice to know everyone is still devoted to the cause, which I truly wish would’ve reflected in last quarter’s statistics: fear in wizards is up again this quarter is up again, which is great, but muggle torturing is still below quota; I’m looking your way Dolohov. C'mon guys. We CANNOT run this on name alone. Remember our motto: “Death Eaters. Not Shit Eaters.” Now, I’m hoping to get our educational unit up as soon as Snape can secure us a position for the Carrows: Snape? How’s that coming along? We CANNOT have another Barty Crouch Jr.
Voldermort: Moving onto this months goals for twarting Harry Potter in increasingly traumatic ways– Has anyone seen Malfoy?
*Malfoy bursts through a door"
Malfoy: I’m so sorry, Dark Lord. Traffic was insane this morning. The morning floo network traffic is absolutely ridiculous.
My Stupid ADHD brain after hearing this scene in Harry Potter:
Harry: Yeah, but what's the point?
Mr. Weasly: The point?! Harry, they're Death Eaters! There is no point!
*Scene cuts to the Death Eaters in a company meeting*
Voldermort: Thanks to everyone for showing up on time today. It's nice to know everyone is still devoted to the cause, which I truly wish would've reflected in last quarter's statistics: fear in wizards is up again this quarter is up again, which is great, but muggle torturing is still below quota; I'm looking your way Dolohov. C'mon guys. We CANNOT run this on name alone. Remember our motto: "Death Eaters. Not Shit Eaters." Now, I'm hoping to get our educational unit up as soon as Snape can secure us a position for the Carrows: Snape? How's that coming along? We CANNOT have another Barty Crouch Jr.
Voldermort: Moving onto this months goals for twarting Harry Potter in increasingly traumatic ways-- Has anyone seen Malfoy?
*Malfoy bursts through a door"
Malfoy: I'm so sorry, Dark Lord. Traffic was insane this morning. The morning floo network traffic is absolutely ridiculous.