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Android Down, serialized, Chapter 7 http://www.danmanning.com/androidWeb/chapter7.asp

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ANDROID DOWN, THE SERIALIZED NOVEL CHAPTER 6

http://www.danmanning.com/androidWeb/chapter6.asp

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Scrubbington has a new home for the 2018 Spring season. Tune in to this channel to see what happens next. #plants

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GAAA! just take the knight! >< game # 7413 https://lichess.org/n0sb0zYN/black#65

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+14 ratings point checkmate. Feels so right. https://en.lichess.org/jxNYpV1U/black

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reblog this and in five minutes you will have reblogged this. 

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Another garbage sac. Fooled my opponent, who left the game. #6615

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<BEGIN BOOK PROMOTION>

Hello, I am called Dan Manning, and I am transmitting this message to you from the recent past via an open communications network called THE INTERNET.

I thought up a batch of stories, which I delineated using a WORD PROCESSOR. These stories were then put on paper, and bound together, in sequential order, and numbered thus, to produce a book. This book is available in both paper form, and electronic form, because technology.

These stories have various characters overcoming obstacles to achieve goals. There are villains and heroes, weird creatures and sometimes, THE SUPERNATURAL.

I urge all of you to share this transmission, by whatever medium available, so you can say, when the movie based on this book comes out, "I WAS THERE. I HELPED MAKE THIS HAPPEN."

Now I have established a connection with you, my DEAREST AND MOST IMPORTANT READER, and together, we can turn this joint into a blockbuster of epic proportions. And I couldn't have done this without you.

The book is called FIREWOOD FOR CANNIBALS, and while there are no acts of cannibalism described in this book, there are cannibals, and there is firewood.

Ingredients:

POSSESSED PAINTINGS, DEVIL BABIES, ALUMINUM FOIL HATS, SEXY DEMONS, POST-APOCALYPTIC CANNIBALS, RECKLESS SORCERERS, NOBLE THIEVES, HEAD TRAUMA, ABANDONED SUBURBS, ASSASSINATIONS, BEER-DRINKING ALIENS, VENGEFUL LAB ANIMALS, DEAD EX-BOYFRIENDS, EUTHANASIA SQUADS, FRONTIER JUSTICE, TIME TRAVEL, BOOSTER SUITS, SNIPERS, FASCIST GRANDMAS, SURVEILLANCE STATES, AIR-CARS, FORBIDDEN MAGAZINES, REBELLION, KREENE HOUNDS, URBAN WIZARDS, SUSPENDED ANIMATION, MAGIC BOARD GAMES, AND FIREWOOD.

What follows is a link to this book. Remember to SHARE THIS ON EVERY PLATFORM AVAILABLE TO YOU ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB.

 http://a.co/hU6HD97

 <END BOOK PROMOTION>

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ACTUAL-REALITY ORBS (A-RO)

Virtual Reality is all the rage, and will soon be everywhere. But I'd like to tell you about something even better.

Actual-Reality Orbs are biologic devices that use light waves to transmit signals DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN. Using light refraction technology, if you move your arm, you can actually SEE your arm move. (H.A.N.D.S.) can be used to pick up actual objects in the real world. Audio collectors are located on the sides of the cranium, to deliver High-Fidelity sound directly to the brain.

Physics and gravity aren't only simulated, but actuated by unseen forces that work automatically. Set an object down, it stays there! Momentum, velocity, mass and energy are all synthesized using seamless physics that seem to work all by themselves! It's REAL!

The detail is amazing. Just look around. There are buildings, landscapes, rooms, and weather patterns! Rotate your head left or right, and your perspective rotates as well. Now you can see MORE real objects in the real world. So many objects! Maybe too many. Move them away from yourself if you feel crowded. You might feel crowded. Arrange them any way you want! Use in-game credits to accumulate more objects, or get rid of objects. The choice is yours!

Move around this actual world using (F.E.E.T.) ambulatory technology.

Other players look so real! The people you see in the game are other people, who are also playing in a realistic ACTUAL world. Communicate and interact with other players to unlock various secrets and bonus activities. You could spend a literal lifetime with your new friends (and rivals!). EVERYONE is into actual reality, whether they like it or not!

Experience is earned by repetitive activity. There are different levels. The game starts with the player having almost no abilities, but as the game goes on, the player collects experiences and develops skills. These skills can be used to earn CREDITS, which can be used as actual money. Money can be traded with other players for actual goods and services. It's an imperfect conceptual fabrication, but it works well enough!

There are lots of activities in this ACTUAL WORLD available while using your A.R.O. technology. Literally BILLIONS of players are already playing, collecting credits based on performing lots of tasks, like cooking actual food for others, selling vehicles or household items, or arranging symbols by tapping little squares. There are various rules and limitations put in place to make things interesting.

The game seems to be based on various boxes. Get lucky, or play the game right, you get to spend your time in a FANCY box. Break the rules, and you get put into a PENALTY box, (unless you have lots of credits.) You will probably end up in a AVERAGE box. Make sure you have some kind of box, because weather.

At the end of the game, you are placed in a TINY box.  

Surprise! You're already playing. Good luck, play nice. For a limited time only. Act now! Actual reality: try it today!

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I’m gonna tweet it!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight shlemiel, schlemazel, everything incorporated

I'm gonna tweet it

Give me any chance, I'll take it Read me any rule, I'll break it I'm gonna make my dreams come true Doin' it my way

Nothin's gonna turn me back now Short attention span's okay now I'm gonna make my dreams come true Doin' it my way

There is nothing I won't tweet Never heard the word 'undignified' This time no facts stopping me! I'm gonna tweet it

Sitting on the toilet seat now Thought a thought I gotta tweet now I'm gonna make that dream come true And I'll do it my way, yes my way Make Donald's dreams come true And I'll do it my way, yes my way Make all my dreams come true For me and me!

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Obligatory Picture Of Moon

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"Seven of Nine!"

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