dannythecheeto

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Defaulted to an Australian accent when I was reading an alien’s dialogue. Idk if this says more about me or Australians.

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I love birdblr. Yes, please tell me more about roseate spoonbills, I’m all ears. Absolutely show me how pretty that hummingbird was. Please infodump about the murder of crows you’re training to disappear people by covering your enemies in bird seed. Nature is beautiful

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Anyways hi @bpandj

(Sorry bottlecap, it dies with me :/)

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

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Love me a good french onion soup

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Hey baby, is that a vigenère cipher in your pocket or are you rhfn lnsdg gb mir ps?

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Oh shit hi jpegmafia

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TED.

TED. STOP THAT.

DO NOT FUCKING ROTATE ME.

TED.

low poly hate pillar

get rotated idiot

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SILKSONG IN 2 BUSINESS WEEKS WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK

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Ah yes, Luke, short for Lukelele.

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Update. The tiddies are back. Kendrick has left me. The scales of the world are left unbalanced.

hey let’s scroll through tumblr!

oh that’s boobs

oh that’s boobs

oh that’s boobs

surprise Kendrick Lamar cameo

you’ll never fucking believe it.

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NO QUESTIONS I’M ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS

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Call us kismesis one more time and I’m gonna refund your fingers back to Hot Topic.

Been a minute sense I've hatted on @dannythecheeto and honestly as of late I think he needs to be humbled a little

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah? Well fuck you.

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Get a load of this guy, ladies and gentlemen. Me? Humbled? I’m so fucking humble it makes you look stupid

Been a minute sense I've hatted on @dannythecheeto and honestly as of late I think he needs to be humbled a little

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah? Well fuck you.

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A plague upon you, may a swarm of locusts befall your crops.

do kids these days know about The Game?

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Ok, so there’s no way that the tail of hell belongs to image_friend, right?

Tobias “All Your Theories Are Wrong” Foxwell is too cunning and devious to let us get this one right.

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The jorg believers lie dormant.

dumb argument with a friend, so

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Homestuck fans when they’re stuck at ho—

*gets fucking shot by the comedy police-sponsored comedy sniper*