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Entertainment Weekly isnt a trash magazine like People for one thing. So get that through your skull. For another, fuck you guys.

Psst. I heard that Dante really is into Quinn but Lord knows he'd be quick to jump into bed with any other woman who showed interest. Make sure he wraps it up Quinnie dear.

A huge shock, to be honest ( that’s sarcasm, sweetie ). Rumor has it he also has been trying to jump in bed with a certain blonde manager as well as messing around with Quinn. The tour is either going to have a lot of offspring running around, or all the girls are going to have articles written about them in Entertainment Weekly. Be wary, girls.

@dantehay @cordellaquinn @cordellarhiannon

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Why do you think you're good enough for Quinn Fabray?

I dont know what you're talking about, anon.

I'm aware that I'm not great for Quinn, but dont be calling me out on this.

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"Unfixed cats in heat" Are we back in high school?

Any hot, fresh tea around? We want some new tea, not the same tea reheated.

Here’s what we have so far, and remember– our readers know us to be solid factual evidence. What we say goes live to the press and blows up. 

Cooper and Cordelia Wilde have been seen hanging out on multiple times. We’re calling them #coopdelia for now. But really, there’s no way Cooper would go for anything Cordelia related, so I’m assuming it’ll be a beard situation.  Cooper claims he’s been working on something with Cordelia, but any time dear little “virgin” does anything, she lands in bed with them and cries herself a river when it’s a one night stand. 

There’s something going on between Stella and Bradley after their whole twitter flirtation. It was as thick as can be. We don’t know details just yet, but we do have people watching their every move. Are they really just ‘huge fans of each other’? Undetermined for now. 

Abigail Anderson looked like an absolute snack tonight, but no one knows anything about her– honestly she and Blaine are the two Andersons that need to step up their game to be a name here. Could she just be a pretty face, some talent, and nothing more? Shame, shame. Show a little ankle sweetheart, get frisky. It’s fun.

Speaking of getting frisky, Dante and Quinn– definitely lovers. Or more like unfixed cats in heat. We get it, you’re both hot, but you really are laying it on hard. It’s almost unbearable. I’d be careful, Q– you don’t want another baby on the way, do you? Oh. Did you think skeletons in the closet would hide forever? Tsk, tsk.

Also, Olivia and Lexi might be cheating on each other with other people– no one sees them around each other anymore. And I wouldn’t blame them, the honeymoon phase goes pretty fast and then if there’s no real connection besides physical, it’s just boring.

@the-californiansaint @cordiewithcordella @slappin-dabass @blainedevonxx @dantehay @cordellaquinn @msoliviaflanagan @lexixpuck

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I make this look good. Shout out to @cordellaquinn for capturing my good side. Just kidding, every side of me is the good side.

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Worst possible time to get horny?

Church, but thankfully I had some help with that and definitely brought the girl closer to God.

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imessage | Quinn 😏

Quinn: I’m doing alright. Why do you ask?

Dante: Just askin. Have a good vacation.

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imessage | Quinn 😏

Quinn: I still can't believe there is another vacation for us.

Dante: Me either.

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Dante: You doing okay?

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#so tell them I was hitting it.

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@rileymeeks:

He means me, duh! Kidding… what’s up, Hayward?

We both know that you can’t handle this, Meeks. Not much got back from the gym and now Im in need for a shower. What's up, Meeks?

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unchainedrose‌:

Thank you! Well, the consensus with the media so far hasn’t been that positive, but I appreciate that! I may freshen up my look a little, but there’s only so much grace I can switch up.

Good thing Im with Entertainment Weekly, huh? I mean, no one’s asking you to change whatever, you need to change unless you’re hiding something.

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TEXT 📲 DANTEMILIAN

MAX: I really... really don't know. Like, I'm just stuck entirely. I don't think we need something over the top. We're already dramatic everywhere else. A calming point would be nice.

DANTE: Over top would get you more viewers, better ratings and more fans. Hence why Kris Jenner is always in the middle of her children dramas and reveals a bunch of drama at once, because she knows its great for their ratings and it gets them another season. The latest scandal happened right before the newest season aired because Kris Jenner is a mastermind and genius.

DANTE: Could always do both, do the calming point and then do another over the top that beats Kayne's proposal. Also, the only reason why I brought them up, is because people look at them as "America's" royalty and they have 18 seasons and you guys have one.

DANTE: Also saying as someone who isn't apart of the press and not for a trashy magazine, because I mean, Entertainment Weekly isn't a trashy magazine like People is, but, give her a promise ring bro. You guys are young, there's literally no rush on getting married unless you brought an engagement ring already, then I guess ignore the last part.

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rockinwilde‌:

Bus rides really aren’t the best thing when you’re nursing a hangover. I’m trying to sleep it off but I can’t because people are too damn cheery and noisy and all around annoying. Monday night can’t get here fast enough.

Too bad that murder is illegal, but that never stops anyone. Feeling any better or are you still nursing that hangover?

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top 5 hottest in your opinion on the cordella tour

Everyone knows there’s hot ass on this tour, so you can’t narrow it down.

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you should model more often because holy fuck you're insanely attractive. ever thought about hooking up with fans?

I have a few things lined up, just gotta wait like everyone else. I’ve thought about it, but I know that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen and might put me in a bad situation.

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Childish Gambino | Heartbeat

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imessage | Quinn 😏

Quinn: I am so glad you think so, it really means a lot.

Quinn: Good thing I am great at being patient.

Dante: I know. ❤

Dante: Depends on the things, but yeah. You're definitely great at being patient.