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A new episode of our podcast is up and Zach shares this story about his Tottenham fandom!
We're joined this week by Kevin McCaffrey, a fantastic comedian you may have seen on Letterman, TruTV, or in one of his many viral videos online. He talks to us about his obsession with the Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. We also discuss sports video games, late-night talk shows, and the FBI.
Jump in! The water's fine!
My New Thing is a comedy podcast featuring interviews with the funniest people on the planet discussing their latest obsessions! We're talking hobbies, sports, video games, and obscure films you can only find on VHS. It's a podcast where comedians talk about anything but how they got started in the biz! What a relief.
Hosted by comedians Dan Wilbur (The Onion, Sirius XM) and Zach Sims��(Comedy Central)
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Get Ready With Me: JD Vance prepares for Trump’s military parade.
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LIST: Non-Woke Musicals
by Dan Wilbur and Jay Welch
Donald Trump went to Les Misérables last night at the Kennedy Center. Earlier, he promised there would be fewer "woke" productions at the theater. Thankfully, my friend Jay Welch and I compiled a list of the safe musicals that you can expect to see in the coming years.
Oklanhoma
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Daily Stormer Message Board
UFC Cage Aux Folles
Sunday in the Park After Church
Thoroughly Reactionary Millie
Normal Boots
Phantom of the Opry
State Fair of Exception
The Best Little HOA House in Texas
Fox Newsies
The Boy From Oz Has Been Deported To A Slave Labor Camp in El Salvador
Gypsy has been Deported to A Slave Labor Camp in El Salvador
Five Guys Named Moe Have Been Deported to a Slave Labor Camp in El Salvador
(They’re Eating the) Cats
The Theo Von Trapp Family Singers
Charlie Daniels Band on the Roof
Chicago Crime Statistics The Right Wing Ecosystem Has Taken Out of Context
How to Succeed in Business By Inheriting Your Father’s Business
Aladdin has DEFINITELY been Deported to A Slave Labor Camp in El Salvador
Man of La Mancha’s Deportation Was Halted After We Learned He Was Very Strong Against Windmills
New York State Has Prohibited Me From Operating My Sweet Charity
The Scarlet Pimpernel
Springtime for Hitler
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Oh, wow, hey... It's our first episode!
Comedian Mike Drucker (The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, Nintendo) joins the hobby squad this week to talk about his lifelong obsession with video games. We also chat about his new book Good Game, No Rematch, which details every embarrassing moment in the life of a gamer.
My New Thing is a comedy podcast featuring interviews with the funniest people on the planet discussing their latest obsessions! We're talking hobbies, sports, video games, and obscure films you can only find on VHS. It's a podcast where comedians talk about anything but how they got started in the biz! What a relief.
Hosted by comedians Dan Wilbur (The Onion, Sirius XM) and Zach Sims (Comedy Central)
Join us, hobbyholers!
Where to listen:
Apple Podcasts
Spotify
Show Website
RSS Feed
Follow us on Instagram!
Music by Corn Mo.Art by Jordan Doll.
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Coming Soon!
Oh, wow. Dan and Zach have a podcast now!
My New Thing is a comedy podcast featuring interviews with the funniest people on the planet discussing their latest obsessions! We're talking hobbies, sports, video games, and obscure films you can only find on VHS. It's a podcast where comedians talk about anything but how they got started in the biz! What a relief.
Hosted by comedians Dan Wilbur (The Onion, Sirius XM) and Zach Sims (Comedy Central)
Join us, hobbyholers!
Website link
iTunes link
Theme music by Corn Mo
Art by Jordan Doll
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JD Vance complains about the Church not choosing Trump as the new Pope
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Vice President JD Vance reveals which children’s books he wants the Supreme Court to ban from schools.
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JD Vance fires back at critics of Trump’s tariffs.
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JD Vance responds to allegations the Trump administration deported a father to El Salvador in error.
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JD Vance explains why Trump dismantled the Department of Education
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JD Vance berates Zelenskyy at Oval Office meeting
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Vice President JD Vance sends an email to DOGE explaining what he did this week.
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I don’t post thirst traps on social media. I do, however, post the occasional photo of an elaborate meal I cooked. While this might not seem as sexy as showing off my abs (existent but hidden by years of eating pretzel chips), the food photos do point to some modicum of stability, focus, a need for novelty and pleasure, and of course, a commitment to the domestic life. If I’m in my kitchen cooking dinner for my wife, I’m not out boozing with strangers. I’m at home, transfixed by the Hexclad wok we got for Christmas, a pan so nonstick I nearly sling food on myself every time I stir something in it, making me rethink centripetal force experiments from Physics class and all the summers as a kid I felt my body go around the curve of a water slide at the Rocky River public pool and swore I was about to be flung over the edge and onto the concrete below.
My intense fascination with a brand recommended by attractive celebrity chefs might also add to the fantasy that my culinary endeavors are sexy. A man knowing what equipment works best in the kitchen is a replacement for a previous generation’s obsession: tinkering with cars. Imagine how similar it is to see a man wiping grease off his hands after fiddling with a dipstick versus wiping grease off his hands after tasting a sauce with his fingers. I think this image makes my case. All that to say: I cook a lot and like to show it off for the positive feedback I receive. The Instagram hearts, the drooling emojis, the digital applause all do more for my pleasure centers than the taste of the food.
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I don’t post thirst traps on social media. I do, however, post the occasional photo of an elaborate meal I cooked. While this might not seem as sexy as showing off my abs (existent but hidden by years of eating pretzel chips), the food photos do point to some modicum of stability, focus, a need for novelty and pleasure, and of course, a commitment to the domestic life. If I’m in my kitchen cooking dinner for my wife, I’m not out boozing with strangers. I’m at home, transfixed by the Hexclad wok we got for Christmas, a pan so nonstick I nearly sling food on myself every time I stir something in it, making me rethink centripetal force experiments from Physics class and all the summers as a kid I felt my body go around the curve of a water slide at the Rocky River public pool and swore I was about to be flung over the edge and onto the concrete below.
My intense fascination with a brand recommended by attractive celebrity chefs might also add to the fantasy that my culinary endeavors are sexy. A man knowing what equipment works best in the kitchen is a replacement for a previous generation’s obsession: tinkering with cars. Imagine how similar it is to see a man wiping grease off his hands after fiddling with a dipstick versus wiping grease off his hands after tasting a sauce with his fingers. I think this image makes my case. All that to say: I cook a lot and like to show it off for the positive feedback I receive. The Instagram hearts, the drooling emojis, the digital applause all do more for my pleasure centers than the taste of the food.
Read whole essay here!
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