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Girlfriend explaining extensive lore of the sports yaoi she’s reading about seemingly like gay ultimate frisbee racquetball players who are in West Virginia but also somehow inexplicably in the yakuza (in West Virginia) and I thought she had to be fucking with me but apparently thousands of you on here are eating this up. devastating

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Nicky, after graduating and moving back to Germany, probably tells his new friends and coworkers about his and Erik's love story, how they managed a long distance relationship when Nicky moved back to the US to raise his baby cousins.

And how much he loves and misses those little guys.

That he was in the states for about 7 years to see them through graduation.

Everyone's imagining little kids that Nicky took care of until High School.

Until he shows them a recent picture from Aaron's graduation. They assume they're going to see young 20-something fresh out of undergrad.

They are flabbergasted to see that it was a doctoral graduation, and those "little guys" are a doctor and 2012 Olympic gold medalist Andrew Minyard.

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Count reprints, later editions of the same book, etc. If you have a copy that includes multiple books in one volume, you can count that, but do not count sequels/etc on their own. You can count ebooks and audiobooks if you possess the files in a permanent way (borrowed and streamed don't count).

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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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I added the first 100 fandoms I could think of to this wheel. Spin it twice.

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I wish someone really did want to send me $2500/week 😔

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can u draw reddit post of skin bingqiu going at it in the backyard 🥺 please please pretty pleas e 🥺

NOT DOING THIS. 👎

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They're already shaming people for using VPNs instead of giving their personal id data to the sketchy ass tech companies.

This might be the future for all of us on the entire internet and it's bleak.

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Various aftg notes in Baltimore City on wplace

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link if you need it

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im so charmed by characters who are likely to have the worst day of their life at any given time in the story where we happen to check in on them

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getting really really mad about someone’s dogshit take and going to their blog to see it entirely dedicated to Hamilton shipping. never mind I guess

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the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

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Happy 2nd birthday to Baldur's Gate 3!

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I NEEDED TO DRAW THIS PICTURE

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i love when you remember youre a aftg blog

Look at my interests boy

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Reading Jeremy’s POV is like banging on the door of his mind begging to be let in and he’s just dancing with headphones on like lalalalalalala