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.....Can confirm

Interviewer: How do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people out in the world who don’t like you?

Tony: With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

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One of my favorite cities

rainy day in budapest

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Peggy: You are amazingly self-assured, has anyone ever told you that?

Howard: I tell myself that every day, actually.

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I was SO DRUNK in this pic But hey. At least we're fecking adorable ♡♡♡

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Steve: I can do this all day

Bucky: okay pal well I can’t so can we please take a break

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nobody is perfect…………except for bucky barnes he is perfect

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No One:

Literally No One:

Not A Single Soul:

Mr. Collins: lAdY cAtHeRiNe De BoUrGh

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Look. I may have been named after a 19th Century Hydrolics Engineer named Henry PHILIBERT GASPARD Darcy by a slightly eccentric Billionaire Genius.

But I am SURE as fuck thankful I didn't get named after a "Super Cool Airplane" and "Artificial Intelligence, but in Elvish" and whatever the heck else Poor Elon Musk kid's name is.

#ElonWTFDude

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Chicago Tribune, Illinois, July 7, 1945

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i will not stop doing peace signs in photos until there is world peace

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*cough* Barton and Romanoff

U know what’s also good. That whole ‘sunshine character steals the heart of raincloud’ but instead, raincloud is the one who pursues sunshine character like

Sunshine character: *exists*

Raincloud: I want this one and no one else.

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Someone remind me to tell Thor to grow a HammerBeard and walk around holding onto it like a weirdo garden gnome. (A statue found in 1815 in Iceland . The most probable identification is Thor . About 1000 AD)

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Pops is managing Social Isolation with some level of inactivity. Thaaaank you Thord. #gettit #Thord #TooADHDtoFunction

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"Darcy. I have found a picture for your internet blog. Love, Thor (and Jane. Who didn't think it was amusing) (PS. Don't tell Stark I have a phone.)"

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If anyone is wondering how Self Isolation at the Avengers Compound is going:

• Pepper has banned Tony from the sixth floor. She needs a place where he DOESN'T Exist and where she and the baby can not be poked at • The House's A.I has been rewired to talk like a 1940's TransAtlantic Accented Detective on a bender • Steve has grown a mighty Quarantine beard, I've taken to calling him Captian Ishmael • Banner's hulked out four times whilst muttering about 'Idiots Not Knowing Germ Theory' • Barton has managed to show up with 4 new tattoos. No one knows who did them. Or with /what/ •Romanoff's ActualFacts OCD Has spiked. She now smells purely of hand sanitizer and STRESS •Sam and James are either going to kill eachother or end up having hate sex babies together. I have popcorn and am eagerly awaiting this outcome • No one has seen Wanda or Vision in three weeks •Jane refuses to let Thor come over any time soon and is busy being a vegan with stars to map • I'm living my best introvert life. I have prepared myself for this. I have not put on a bra in 11 days and counting. I'm the only one who can get the netflix to work properly. Getting enough Vitamin D for the first time in my life So Yeah. Going Grand!

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Your Grandparents were asked to live off rations. To work in bomb factories, to say goodbye to their husbands and sons and daughters. For years. Forever. They were asked to re-arrange their entire lives so the world didn't fall under a fascist regime. YOU'RE ASKED TO STAY HOME AND BUY GIFT CARDS FROM SMALL BUSINESSES. ITS NOT THAT HARD.

Yo, listen to cap ladies and gents

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OMFG