#sassy

[darkpoeticsoul]

A witch bows to no man. She makes him kneel—if he’s lucky.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I used an Ouija board to try and communicate with the dead, but when I asked it if any spirits were there, a spirit moved the planchette over to the ‘no’ section. I didn’t know what to make of the fact that I got sassed by a ghost.

[geek-22]

[zhelin-thames]

So after "test mission" [Villain's pov]

[Lex Luthor's Secret Lair]

Lex Luthor: [watching security footage of Danny on monitors] Who is this glowing child?! Mercy Graves: He appears to be half-ghost. Lex Luthor: [scoffs] Impossible. Ghosts don’t exist. Danny: [on the monitor, phasing through a wall while holding Lex’s prototype] Guess again, Baldy! Lex Luthor: [glaring] I want him analyzed.

[Gotham’s Rogues Gallery Meeting]

Joker: So… Bats is working with a ghost now? Harley Quinn: He’s kinda cute, in a spooky teenager way. Penguin: He floats through walls! It’s unsporting! Scarecrow: He must have no fear if he’s working with Batman. Two-Face: Let’s flip a coin to see who takes him down. Danny: [phasing through the ceiling] Hi, yeah, I can hear you. Joker: [cackling] Oh, I like him!

Darkseid: Who is this boy who defies me? Danny: [dodging Omega Beams while eating a sandwich] Just your friendly neighborhood ghost kid. Darkseid: [furious] I will obliterate you! Danny: [goes intangible] Yeah, good luck with that, stone face.

Black Manta: The boy interfered with my plans for Atlantis. Danny: [floating upside down] You’re just mad I scared away your haunted Kraken. Black Manta: [furious] It wasn’t haunted!

[spacialbeing0]

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[bipolargreen]

Our boy looks so done here 😂

[socialbutterfly19]

I think I’m just at that point of not giving a fuck

[homeofhousechickens]

Sassy wants the hamburger so bad

[liberaljane]

[lilislegacy]

piper: after everything you two have been through over the last 25 years, what are the most terrifying and brutal beasts you guys have ever faced?

everyone leaning in, ready for a good story:

percy: oh that would be our children

annabeth: *nodding slowly with wide eyes as she has flashbacks*

[timot-ei]

Sometimes she does not have enough fucks to give

[spideyson-stuff]

I'm not the biggest fan of this topic but, Peter being SASSY!

*Flash and Peter during a study session*

Flash: You and Ned are far too close Parker, that's gay

Petet: Funny hear that from the guy who looks that would PURPOSELY drop the soap in prison

Flash: 😨

*Ned looking at Peter after Peter was stabbed during patrol*

Ned: OMG Peter, you're bleeding!

Peter: Oh, you just realize that?

*Tony giving Peter a moral lesson lecture*

Tony: Peter, being a hero is dangerous, you need to be extremely careful

Peter: Big talk for someone that revealed his address in live on national television

Tony:

Tony: I can't even argue with that...

*Peter completely silent on the way to the tower with Happy*

Happy: Okay this is getting unbearable, say something!

Peter:

Happy: Was something I did!?

Peter:

Happy: PLEASE ANSWER ME!

Peter, taking off the headphones he had on from the beginning: You said something?

Happy:

Happy: Well-, uh, I-

Peter: Just kidding, I heard it all

Happy: YOU-

Peter: HAHAHA! SUFFER!!! 😈

[babyanimalgifs]

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[luckmandude]

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