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hey guys, sorry I'm still in my gooner era

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Had an abortion and the planned parenthood staff brought out a sombrero and a fried ice cream w a sparkler in it and sang a song about how I shouldn’t feel bad because the baby was ugly
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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage
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I think Asian women should be allowed to nuke all white adult males wearing Japanese school uniforms and cat ears, actually.
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i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves
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Ethernet???
we all love him and his name begins with e
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ovulation horny feels like being a tiny fairy living in a beautiful forest but period horny feels like ur a pig in a farm that is about to be slaughtered
#i got a hormonal iud#so at all times i am like a rabid dog trapped in a cage#i need dick#at all times#i'm frothing at the mouth#this cock deprivation that I'm under is going to kill me#but at the same time#i can't be fucking bothered to talk to a man
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j'pense qu'il y a comme 3 personnes francophones dans le fandom mais on est là!! 💀💀
mais franchement, le côté espagnol est beaucoup plus grand. possiblement aussi grand que celui anglais
Est-ce qu'il y a un fandom français secret sur Kyou Kara Maou ??
J'ai très régulièrement des kudos sur mes vieilles fics et c'est tellement le genre de fandom qui donne l'impression d'avoir disparu dans les limbes d'une époque révolue
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Amanda: you know, every time you smoke a cigarette, it shaves a year off your life.
Valerie: I don't want to be old anyway
Valerie, at some point: all I need is a fresh pack of Newports and a couple red bulls. if I had those right now, I'd probably be able to conquer the world in like an afternoon or so
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Valerie, at some point: all I need is a fresh pack of Newports and a couple red bulls. if I had those right now, I'd probably be able to conquer the world in like an afternoon or so
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Amanda : remember when we kissed?
Valerie : no
Amanda : WHAT how could you forget??
Valerie : I don't know. I just did. When was this?
Amanda : it was at New year's
Valerie : I don't think that counts
Amanda : what the fuck do you mean it doesn't count???
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Listen. Ulrike knows what's up. You think any of the guys actually needed to be naked to go to the human world? You're fooling yourself. Ulrike transported a whole box full of souvenirs and some swords and a fully clothed Gunter. That was the most stable fucking warp gate Yuri had ever used. Ulrike just said you know what? I deserve this.
"You have to be naked" :3
And then invited everyone she could think of to see what a great idea she'd had.
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oh no thank you I don't smoke weed anymore just excessive drinking for me please
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