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Arty the Archer
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Artemis here, most call me arty! Don’t let the name fool you i’m actually a guy. Quotes content mostly.
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darkartem1s-blog · 7 years ago
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Sole: *picks up Valentine and sends Danse home*
Danse:
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darkartem1s-blog · 7 years ago
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Sole: I can’t find my mouthwash, anyone see it?
Curie: What does it look like?
Sole: Well I keep it in a cleaned out psycho casing so it doesn’t get dirty. I could’ve sworn I put it in the bathroom cabinet.
Hancock: *from other room* WHY IS MY ARM NUMB! I CAN’T FEEL MY ARM!
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darkartem1s-blog · 7 years ago
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darkartem1s-blog · 7 years ago
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Sole and Deacon Meets Hancock
Sole: Alright so from what I can tell this guy is dangerous, one wrong move and we’re dead.
Deacon: What else do we know about him?
Sole: He likes drugs and girls.
Deacon: I have an idea.
*some time later*
*walking up in a dress and wig*
Deacon: *in a high voice* Hey handsome, wanna show me where I can find some jet?
Sole: *from a distance* This is never going to work..
Hancock: I think you should check your geiger counter cause baby you are glowing!
Sole: What the fuuuu
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darkartem1s-blog · 7 years ago
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Deacon: Guess who just found some magazines. Check out these babes in their natural glory.
Hancock: Oh man i just want to put my face in that one.
McCready: I could use some time with that girl. That silky blonde hair is amazing.
Curie: What are you all looking at?
Deacon: *holds up petsweekly magazines* Dogs, what else would it be?
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darkartem1s-blog · 7 years ago
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Deacon: No seriously, it’s the funniest thing ever!
Sole: Are you sure this will work?
Deacon: Of course I’m sure! Done it plenty of times.
Sole: So I just put the mannequin here?
Deacon: Yeah now get back here and throw a rock.
Sole: *places mannequin and throws rock*
Mutant Suicider: YOUUU!!!!
*runs at mannequin and blows up*
Deacon: *laughing hysterically* DID YOU SEE THAT!
Sole: Get the next mannequin..
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darkartem1s-blog · 7 years ago
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Hancock: Guys I think I broke it.
McCready: How?! We’ve been here like 10 minutes?!
Hancock: I don’t know! I walked in, said hey, and this just happened!
McCready: I highly doubt that.
Hancock: No really! I swear it just-
Sole: Has anyone seen Codsworth?
McCready and Hancock: ... no.
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darkartem1s-blog · 7 years ago
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Synth #1: Be you Synth or Organic?
Sole: [disguised] Synth, we be.
Deacon: [disguised] Yep, just two Synths synthing it up.
Synth #2: Admister the test.
Synth #1: Which of the following would you prefer? A) A puppy; B) A flower from your sweetie; or C) a large, properly formatted data file?
[Sole and Deacon discuss in whispers, then turn back]
Deacon: Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
Synth #1: No, it is the bad kind of puppy.
Sole: Then we’ll go with the data file.
Synth #1: Correct.
Synth #2: The flower would have also been acceptable.
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