#incorrect fallout quotes

[caitlynskitten]

Lucy: Do we get a senior discount?

The Ghoul: Excuse me? How old do you think I am?

Lucy: Didn’t you say you’re over 200 years old?

The Ghoul: Well yes.

The Ghoul:

The Ghoul: Hell, I am a senior I guess.

[comingupforblair]

Ghoul: I hate being touched.

Ghoul: The last time I touched anyone was in 2006. In hand to hand combat.

Maximus: Lucy is literally hugging you right now.

Ghoul: This means nothing.

[hangon-silvergirl]

fallout tv series + game dialogue, & a niggling suspicion that this bullshit is going to be my personality for a while

[dad-victoriam]

Charon: I can’t believe you assassinated President Eden.

Lone Wanderer: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him—also, he was a computer.

Charon: He was what.

[officialmoonknightbrainrot]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥: the plan is kind of changing, so we're just gonna take you with us.

𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐲: am i being kidnapped?

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥: no, no, no.

𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐲: can i leave?

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥: no.

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Curie: We have no idea how many stars there are!

Deacon: I think there are 7.

Piper: There are more than 7.

Deacon: Curie just said we have no idea how many stars there are.

Curie: Well… I…

Piper: We know there are more than 7.

Deacon: Are you calling Curie a liar? Because now I’m even more convinced it’s 7.

[4th-fallout]

Codsworth: "That Institute chap is in the kitchen again."

X6-88, reading from a cookbook: "'Beat three eggs'. In what, hand to hand combat?"

Sole Survivor: "Get. Him. Out."

[tinkerbitch69]

They asked me if I knew anything about theoretical medicine. I said I had a theoretical degree in medicine!

[vaulthistorian]

The lone wanderer: I'm looking for my father, he wanted to better the world.

The lone survivor: I'm looking for my baby, and to avenge the death of my lover.

Courier Six: Packages and bombs Bitch!

[incorrectfallout-4quotes]

[Hancock is cooking]

Preston, walking into the room: Any chance that’s for me?

Hancock: It’s for Sole. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.

Danse: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

[never-gonna-danse-again]

fo4 companions incorrect quotes

if this post goes well I'll post some more with different companions too :)

made with thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy's generator

MacCready: standing at the top of the stairs What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? Curie: I accidentally fell down. Preston: HANCOCK PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent! Cait: Curie bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. Danse: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Cait.

Preston: floor is lava! Curie: helps Deacon onto the counter Nick: kicks Danse off the sofa Danse: lays on the floor Preston: ...Are you okay? Danse: No.

*at Disneyland, in the teacups* Preston, Curie, and Cait: spinning a little and talking Hancock, MacCready, Danse and Deacon: flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming

Deacon: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Curie, watching Cait screaming, Hancock trying to set a sleeping MacCready on fire, and Preston choking on air: I don't know either.

Preston, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Hancock, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

Cait: Deacon? What are you doing here? Deacon, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.

MacCready: I’m going to hell. Cait: Probably. MacCready: I'll pick you up? Cait: *nodding* Carpool.

Cait: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. Danse: What club? Deacon: The hating Danse club. Danse: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

[caitlynskitten]

Lucy: *holds up two vault suits*

Lucy: Which one is better? This one or this one?

The Ghoul: They’re… the same.

Lucy: No! This one has a different shade of blue! And there’s more texture in this one! Are you blind?!

The Ghoul: *squinting* Apparently.

[comingupforblair]

Ghoul: There’s no such thing as friends. Just enemies you haven’t made yet.

[hangon-silvergirl]

fallout tv series + onion headlines, okey dokey?

[dad-victoriam]

Soul Survivor: *crying over her companion’s dead body*

Soul Survivor: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

[ceo-of-sloppy-men]

Nick Valentine: I like helping people because being treated as human is my love language

Me, extraordinarily smitten: whatever you say