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Calisthenics for Beginners (2023)

You can learn almost any exercise by building up with easier variations! Here are some examples.

Note: this is a short version of a 26-minute long video called "Home Workout for Beginners (2023)" on our YouTube channel. If you want more details, please check out that video or the Hybrid Routine page: https://www.hybridcalisthenics.com/routine I tried to fit what I can into a short video.

Also, yes my knees go in a bit more than I'd like during my intro jump when I stand up 😅. The one later is better.

We're going to try to schedule a large backlog of videos to post daily for a while! If anything seems out of order, that might be why. Follow for more - have a wonderful day!

Free Hybrid Calisthenics Fitness App (beta) - based on this video's philosophy

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Links for All Soulmate AU Lists

For easier reblogging purposes! :D Or if you just want everything organized.

[MASTER LIST]

[Part 1] (18 AUs) [Part 2] (13 AUs) [Part 3] (17 AUs) [Part 4] (15 AUs) [Part 5] (16 AUs) [Part 6] (28 AUs) [Part 7] (18 AUs) [Part 8] (15 AUs) [Part 9] (32 AUs) [Part 10] (30 AUS)

202 AUs in total. I hope there’s no repeats. Enjoy! :D

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So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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How to Disable and Remove All AI Features in Mozilla Firefox

*deep, calming breath* On the plus side, the steps at that link were very clear and easy to follow.

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“X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy I hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood).

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May 2025

Hello and welcome to the first poll of this blog. In celebration of summer, and the beach episode of death note that we never got, lets start this blog by a poll so controversial that hills will shake and peaks will flatten.

Yes, that's right. Its time for the first season of-

L and Light have Protagonist Privilege TM. As usual, they are here through the power of plot and nepotism✨

Rem and Ryuk are our diversity entry, straight from the Shinigami Realm! Well. Maybe not straight straight. But they're here nevertheless.

Near's loose clothes and Mello's leather vest may or may not hide hills! But! We know in our hearts that they are not plains.

As the only married man on this list, Soichiro is here to defend his honor! And to prove his son isn't Kira, but that's never going to happen so, moving on ~

Mogi and Mikami, as the two people whom we know for sure go to gym and bench press regularly. They are here fulfilling the role of fictional eye candy.

Rounding off this list, are our strong ambitious women representatives! Misa Amane (one half of the death note fan service duo, her modeling in nurse and maid outfits will forever be remembered), Takada Kiyomi (To-Oh graduate who has sworn to never let Misa win) and Halle Lidner (undercover and all the better for it). They're here to aim for the peak and won't stand for anything less!

Its time to vote, once and for all in the season 2025, whose map has the highest mountains and deepest valleys. It's a map-off!

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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

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Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

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Listening to Andor in wheel of Time s3 album. On repeat. Because this song is my favorite of all songs in WoT soundtrack.

Why does it rock so hard? Why does it fit so well? I listen to it, Andor's arc from the books come to mind. Another perfect song ✨

PS - my 2nd favorite song in the album is Moghedien. Sorry, Hills Of Tanchico, but Moghedien's chorus is stuck in my mind on repeat.

PPS - given the heavier, rock themes we're seeing of the Dark Side characters, I'm anticipating Rand's theme getting more rock as his insanity sets in. I just know Lews Therin is going to have a banging song lol.

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I love all the character development we've been getting, I really do. The whole Siuane and Moiriane plot (which I always thought we needed more of in the books), Egwene and Elayne and Liandrin and Nynaeve (my favorite WoT female character!!!) and and and-!

But not at the cost of Rand's character 😭. Why are they building up Egwene at the cost of putting Rand in a negative light? Whyyyyyyy???

We knew from the beginning Egwene was never going to marry Rand. She had already decided to be a Wisdom at Edmond Field. Which meant no marriage for her. It was literally in the first part! In the first few episodes!

And then you get Rand telling Egwene he respects her for her choices (that is not *him* at any rate) and tries to get closure (which Egwene should have done herself! Immediately after she had accepted the Wisdom offer and passed initiation! Something that happens timeline wise pre-show start at that!)

How does Egwene respond? By casting doubt on Rands sanity. She literally asked "Have you finally gone mad?"

I know she is not referring to their breakup when she says this. But! The way it was filmed and shown! The way it was cut!

Makes Rand seem like a cheater. Which? What? How? Why?!!

Please someone fix the editing or something! Cut it better! Give us more flashbacks! Idk what but do something to clear Rands character please.

Build Egwene up as much as you want. But don't hide her flaws. And don't cut the scene in such a way that puts those flaws on Rand, the victim of heartbreak in this scene.

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Speaking of the box.

Given the way Elaida has been going (she literally said the Dumai's Wells plot is what she intends for the dragon in front of, well, a whole lot of people).

And given that in the books, Rand and Min got trauma bonded (not the One Power bond) there. I'm thinking maybe that's when they plan to do the whole Rand/Min plot.

Which means this is a veryyyy long wait ahhhhhhh!

We at least need to make it to the Box cause otherwise Josha would be sad

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reblog this and tell me where you'd sit

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Lopareva and brissaud, you'll have gold in my heart ✨

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Donovan Carrillo (MEX)

2025 World Championship Short Program (71.55, SB)

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I know It's Shallow but every now again I think it's good to remind people the only way the premise of Death Note is in any way believable is for Light Yagami to be the hottest person anyone in Tokyo has ever seen. Because there's no other explanation for how foolish and giddy every person around him suddenly gets when he's around. If you don't want to be a Light is hotter than the surface of the sun truther, I get it. But I can never figure out how else he: 1. Made 'gives no f***s' L go through entire avoidable process of super-verifying his most likely suspect 2. Made Naomi 'Massacre' Naomi, who looks like she eats men for breakfast, slow down and carefully talk to him 3. Made Japan's top idol so excited by the idea of being with him she repeatedly tried novel ways to nearly kill herself, to his benefit 4. (people forget this one) Made Rem fall for him too. 5. Made a fool of the veteran members of the Task Force. How did everyone not immediately suspect him when only L and Watari died and he assumed the detective's name. 6. Never made the news. After a certain point he lives full time with Misa, who only grows in popularity and no one is ever remotely confused about why this nobody is with her. 7. Made Takada fall? Kiyomi Takada is an anchor for the NHN. Conveyed as one of the most desirable jobs in this fake version of Japan. She's quickly seduced by Light running a honeypot operation on her. 8. Made Mikami see the face of God. During the moments before he realizes Light failed, Mikami was pretty much like Oh that's Kami? Checks out. If your answer to this series of questions is 'by being smart and duplicitous' it doesn't explain every single person here. Light Yagami was the human equivalent of getting glitter thrown in your eyes, that fact is central to the plot making one lick of sense, and no one can convince me otherwise.