darlingboydiaz

[darlingboydiaz]

nobody is coming to save you. get up

[darlingboydiaz]

send this to all your favorite moots and grow a garden! KEEP THE GARDEN GROWING!🌼💚🌱💚🌻 🌳🪻🌼🍒🌹🌼🌸🥦🌾🫜🍅🍓

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[darlingboydiaz]

Cat

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Welcome back Sauber Charlie. I didn't expect you to be here. And wearing Ferrari red.

[darlingboydiaz]

making nico rosberg do the interviews for a double mercedes podium after witnessing a glorious instance of teammate on teammate twattery is so funny. how is he meant to ask coherent questions he's probably mentally naming 5 things he can see 4 things he can touch 3 things he can hear etc etc

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Hey wait a fucking minute-

[darlingboydiaz]

You know, I’ve been thinking, and I’ve realised that it must be so frustrating to be a Max hater.

You have to watch him win over and over again and when you say, ‘it’s just the car,’ he manages to keep being the best on the grid even when he no longer has the fastest car. So then you say, ‘it’s not a tractor, it’s still the fastest car, he qualified P1 so…’ and then drivers on the grid like Alonso will just outright say he’s not in the fastest car, maybe even in the third fastest.

So then you say, ‘it’s still second fastest and it’s not that impressive what he’s doing,’ and you get ex-drivers like Nico Rosberg, Mika Hakkinen, Emerson Fittipaldi, etc. raving about how he has top tier car control, how he reminds them of Senna, of Schumacher, and so on. How he’s driving the wheels off of that car, more than people realise.

So then you say, ‘but he can’t race wheel to wheel, he drives dirty,’ and have to ignore when he pulls off the drive of his life in Brazil, or what could be overtake of the season so far in Imola, and pretend you don’t see all of the other battles he’s gone through cleanly with no issue. So then you say, ‘fine, he’s good, but he’s an asshole and petulant and I can’t root for that,’ and then you have to hear countless people, like James Hinchcliffe, Alex Jacques, Laura Winter, Alain Prost, Jacky Ickx, just to name a few, who talk about how down to earth he is, how he’s “one of the nicest/sweetest guys in the paddock,” how he’s one of the only ones who is humble and makes time to talk to them, etc.

I mean, no wonder they’re so salty. I’d be frustrated if I was a Max hater, too. 😮‍💨

[darlingboydiaz]

he is HIM

[darlingboydiaz]

you only watch f1 because the drivers are hot—-WRONG. I watch f1 because Max Verstappen thinks Charles Leclerc is hot and that makes him look stupid and I find that entertaining

[darlingboydiaz]

Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

[darlingboydiaz]

likely thing for him to be doing

[darlingboydiaz]

whoever cursed mclaren i hope your pillow is cool on both sides and your sleeves never fall down while you're washing your hands

[darlingboydiaz]

I love having mutuals. #myfriends<3

[darlingboydiaz]

the red bull second seat is the worst seat in f1 not only because you're competing with max verstappen but also with his teammate from 7 years ago and they are both winning

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[darlingboydiaz]

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

[darlingboydiaz]

OH I AM EXCITED!!

Hello. Yes, you may call me Chandelier. Also commonly shortened to “Chan.”

Hiiiiii!!! Thanks for answering my question. But for real, i hope you find motivation to write and finish your wips!! 🫶🏻