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Metonic art will be either the most gorgeous metaphor rich thing you’ve ever seen in your life or Sonic going “I know I shouldn’t stick my dick in that… however!” and there’s really no other way I’d have it

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I love sitting with one leg on top of the other and with my arms crossed.

Peak faggot sitting pose, it has so much aura.

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Random Sonic Headcanon #19: Agent stone is Metal’s favorite parent. If Eggman says no to something, Metal just goes to Stone and flashes puppy dog eyes/beeps sadly, and Stone caves INSTANTLY. He absolutely spoils his baby/all the badniks.

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dear lord the things I would let the ps3 phat do to me....

someone give it a mechanical body and im going to SUCK IT DRY

im bottoming btw, obv

I'm more fond of the Xbox 360, but I can certainly see where you're coming from

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If i had a nickel for everytime that something official with sonic and metal sonic sounds like it’s from a fanfic then i’d get three nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened thrice (sonic channel story, sonic ova, orgone energy), at this rate I suspect there’s just this one or more metonic shippers just submitting their ship fanfic stuff as official sonic material at sega

You'd have alot more than 3 nickels tbh

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being objectum or into robots is so funny sometimes. bc when i envision having sex with them, all I can think about is the metal pipe "asmr" video 😭

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Sonic x Metal Sonic Cover Story!

Translator note: I am not totally fluent in Japanese so please understand that my translations are not perfect, but I hope you can enjoy this fun story. Any constructive criticism is appreciated.

Deep within Dr. Eggman’s abandoned, secret lab… a robot connected to a database booted up made note of the current situation. The evaluation was as followed:

[[Current status… “unfavorable”]]

While this robot was in rest for maintenance, Dr. Eggman was once again defeated by Sonic. Yet again, “he” was unable to rush to protect his master from crisis.

The same amount of bitterness stirred inside him… or perhaps even more.

It longed for the opportunity to defeat Sonic.

This mechanical piece of intelligence was known as “Metal Sonic” and it was created for the sole purpose of destroying Sonic. It continued to analyze the situation:

[[Current status is “unfavorable”]]

☆ ★ ☆

“Speed ​​Highway” is a super-three-dimensional highway that runs through a plethora of high-rise buildings.

It has many acceleration lanes such as the “360-degree rotating loop” that rises to the sky and a corkscrew that stretches into a large spiral. It attracts the souls of speed enthusiasts everywhere!

Sonic was running around in good spirits as he hummed to himself.

CRASH!!

Suddenly, something attacked Sonic head-on! He barely avoided it as the road just ahead turned into a pile of rubble from such a shattering impact. Sonic let out a gleeful grin.

“I’m worried. You didn’t damage yourself with that stunt, did ya, Metal?”

It was, in fact, Metal Sonic that stood up from the rubble.

Metal gave a piercing, sharp gaze towards Sonic. Within a second, he quickly closed the gap between the two of them while pointing his left hand to Sonic.

“Hey! Isn’t that–!?”

It was the flickering of a Chaos Emerald. Metal’s other hand pointed to the innermost parts of Speed Highway. It was unwavering.

Sonic instantly understood what Metal Sonic meant.

“You’re gonna bet that in a competition against me? That doesn’t seem very fair now, does it?”

Sonic then took out his all of the Chaos Emeralds he had on him.

“Alright, Metal! This is for real then. All or nothing!”

In an instant, two blue shadows dashed out onto the street, illuminated by the lights of the skyscrapers at dusk. The race that moved faster than the speed of sound had begun!

☆ ★ ☆

As the sound barrier was broken, the rush of wind echoed through the elevated roads that were cast as a valley between the buildings.

A corkscrew twisted down from a 360-degree loop as it curved to the right and then to the left. It then went into a spiral that took them up and down and all around.

Sonic lightly traced across the road’s surface as he felt enthralled by the difficult course of the Speed Highway. Metal Sonic was able to glide across the road with the use of a jet engine.

The race continued with the two hedgehogs barely gaining a step on each other, but a big change occurred in the middle of the course. A super long and sharp curve came out after a speedy decent. Metal Sonic decided to engage in some close combat before this area.

He boosted forward as his body entered this shocking, electromagnetic state. It was a sudden attack, but Sonic was able to avoid it. He must have read his moves. Metal Sonic’s energy output temporarily dropped at the end of the boost as he slowed down; just as planned. He could clear the curve with just the right amount of speed. Sonic had to slow down here too and Metal Sonic had nothing to lose!

Everything was going fine, but at that moment, Sonic was speeding up and approaching fast. Metal Sonic’s thoughts became fragmented if only for a moment.

[[……!?]]

Sonic, as he started to tumble off the side of the course due to his great speed, had put his hand out and grabbed Metal Sonic’s head, curved inward, and accelerated towards the inner-section of the course. He pushed Metal downwards and perfectly made the curve.

“My bad!”

Metal Sonic, who managed to regain his posture, raised his face, he saw Sonic running far ahead.

Metal Sonic tried to analyze the situation

[[Current status… “unfavorable”]]

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Metal Sonic continued to analyze everything while giving chase. He had never won again Sonic ever since their first battle. He was built for the best performance and had a tireless, steel body. There were many factors of his creation that should have meant he was unbeatable.

But I can never win.

Why? Why… it’s just a hedgehog that runs fast…

Right at that moment,

A buzz of electricity rippled through the robot’s AI and it’s train of thought.

Is it because it’s not just “fast.”

 [[…………!]]

Why was this robot made to resemble Sonic?

Perhaps, the creator, Dr. Eggman, created this body simply to not waste time creating it, but to also be a replacement to Sonic.

It was created for that specific purpose. There’s something that had to be done.

Metal cut all non-essential parts such as “fire control” and the “electromagnetic spark capacitors.” All systems were set on full power to “Speed.” Metal sharpened and gutted himself on the inside.

A moment later, a creature of blue steel, which had become the pure concept of a new “Metal Sonic” began to chase after Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Meanwhile, Sonic had already taken notice that something had changed with Metal Sonic. The distance between them was gradually getting shorter.

Metal Sonic was purely a machine. There’s no way to know what it could even be thinking about. However, Sonic could sometimes tell. He could sense Metal Sonic’s joy, willpower, and unhealthy obsession towards victory.

“Looks like things are heating up!”

Sonic sped up even more, with a serious expression, muttered words of amazement while suppressing a grin that was continuously rising to his mouth.

“Heh, you don’t feel like you’re getting burned out?”

It was a straight line from the left-twisting, half-corkscrew to the goal. Below, you could see the surface of the city piercing upwards. The two blue streaks sped up the outside of a vertical skyscraper.

The goal was just around the corner. Sonic was in the lead.

Metal Sonic’s AI became fully aware at this point. It would not win at this rate.

How can it win!? Perhaps it could increase the output from the jet propulsion unit a little more, but where there even enough resources to do so…!?

☆ ★ ☆

“…?”

Just a few hundred meters from the goal.

Right then, Sonic couldn’t understand what happened.

Metal Sonic pulled out to Sonic at an impossibly fast speed! A dazzling seven-colored light erupted from Metal’s chest as a bright red flame with black smoke gushed out of the jet exhaust hole on his back. Parts and debris flew off of him in a violent roar.

“Metal…!?”

That’s right. Metal Sonic absorbed and utilized Chaos Energy! However, the power of the Chaos Emeralds was not stable and was very uncontrollable.

While speeding ahead, Metal lost his balance and collapsed.

Upon seeing this, Sonic tried to call out…

In a single moment, Metal was swallowed the the seven bright lights as they were then engulfed by smoke. Metal Sonic turned into a glowing red bulb.

The explosion sent an impact out that knocked Sonic back. As he looked up to the sky…

Against the backdrop of the night sky, Metal Sonic’s scattered body parts, which drew a trail of red flames alongside shimmering shards of window glass seemed to fly by in slow motion.

For a single moment, Sonic thought it was strangely beautiful.

Immediately after, Sonic got to his feet while being shocked at the explosion sounds that came soon after. When suddenly…

Metal Sonic’s upper body, which only had the torso, head, and right arm attached had crashed to the floor. As it made attempts to crawl towards the goal. The efforts proved too exhausting as he soon stopped dead in his tracks… just 10 meters away.

Shortly after, Sonic begrudgingly crossed the finish line; putting this little game to an end.

A Chaos Emerald flew towards Sonic. As he caught it, he looked back with a unique and serious expression. Metal Sonic had tossed the emerald with the last of his power.

[[……!!]]

Metal Sonic jumped to restrain Sonic as he approached with his fiery eyes.

Sonic felt as if Metal Sonic was saying that it’s impossible for two people to have crossed the finish line.

The damage that Metal Sonic had taken wasn’t as bad as Sonic had expected.

Sonic spoke in his usual tone, feeling uncomfortable with how relieved the situation felt.

“It was a good race.”

As Sonic let out his remarks, he never turned back and said,

“I’ll be waiting for a rematch.”

☆ ★ ☆

The defeated Metal Sonic was analyzing the current situation.

This time, it was an utter defeat.

Metal tried to re-calibrate all of his resources, but still couldn’t win.

Metal Sonic tried to sharpen his strengths, but it was all too late. In the end, he lacked a way to channel his resources and self-destructed.

….However,

it should be noted that an unprecedented performance was achieved this time.

 Even with the final Chaos Emerald, considering that the race would have been lost regardless, it wasn’t necessarily a bad move… but a more detailed analysis is to be postponed.

A rescue signal was already issued. Aid was available and recovery could be achieved at Eggman’s base. If Metal connected to the base’s main computer and analyzed today’s data, he can definitely win next time. There is room to not only improve speed, but also inhibitory behaviors and attack patterns.

I can still reach a tier of being and there will others who can surpass or fall victim to that tier!

At the moment, Metal Sonic was forced into a deep sleep mode due to a drop in his voltage energy. His ability to think dropped rapidly and Metal Sonic obtained an analysis result that was unbiased and unemotional.

 [[Status is… “favorable.“]] 

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I'm also very much due to a facial expression practice.

Draw too much robot yaoi and you'll forget too how to draw the chad face in a character.

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If someone is wondering why I am not answering asks:

IT'S THIS FUCKIN' BLUE RAT'S FAULT.

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Also akita neru as surge

Putting the other ones also here:

Anon...

HOW DID YOU CAME UP WITH ALL OF THIS??

There's vocaloids I've never heard from, holy cow! And the corresponding characters are actually pretty accurate, like- Myu Izuma?

That's literally Miku Scourge! And I've never heard of her!!

Honestly, kudos to you, your Vocaloid knowledge is impressive and I'm very much thankful for being blessed with your fire ideas, I will gladly listen to your yapping about your AU any day. 🙏✨

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You know how it was initially believed that humans and animal characters in sonic lived on separate two worlds but not canon anymore? Well that but in miku sonic au where the vocaloids lives in SEKAIs while humans live on a normal world (in vocaloid rhythm gacha game called project sekai, normal human teens interact with vocaloids that guide them within another realm spaces known as sekais that are formed from emotions), in place of chaos energy, it is pathos energy (since sekais are formed from emotions and pathos is about appeal to emotions)

WHAT?! THAT SOUNDS SO COOL THO?!!

That means it could work for a Sonic X AU too.

Who knew STH and Vocaloid could make such a compelling and interesting AU, HSFHAFSHS.

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“Pro tip: if you’re going to take a shot at the quickest idol in the universe, you better not miss!” -Miku kicking Metal Teto in miku movie 3 post credits scene, “Um I’m flattered by the cosplay but you got some details wrong!” -Miku at Metal Teto who narrowed her eyes at Miku’s comment

Ngl Miku getting jumped by a swarm of Metal Tetos is sending me.

Seething Metal Teto rage in the air.

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Does that mean synthesizer v teto is metal teto’s neo form?

Yes.

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Quotes from teto overlord fight in miku x zatsune generations: “You can't hope to defeat me! Accept your fate, you fake vocaloid! I am now the true Miku! The true Ultimate Idol Singer!" Zatsune: “True Ultimate Idol Singer? Don’t make me laugh, You’ll be joining the rubble in the deep sea soon enough” (deep sea is ref to shinkai shoujo btw), “"I am the Queen of all Creation! Nobody can defeat me! Not you! Not Miku! Not ANYONE!" “"As if I could be challenged by an imposter idol like YOU!!!"

We need to think of an equivalent to chaos energy because I think the line:

"Trying to use Chaos control? Ha! that power already belongs to me!"

would really go hard here.

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neo metal sonic but he has a long stinger tail where stinger is like a syringe where he can use it to collect biodata

I might absolutely be tripping and you can call me out on it but that reminds me of the tails of the characters in Murder Drones.

But having said that...

YES ABSOLUTELY, SO BASED. GRRRGBRRGRR.

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Metal teto’s first and last words in miku ova: “There is only one miku!” after she slapped away Miku’s hand to save her

NOOOOOOO

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Quotes from teto overlord in miku heroes: “See me as I am, no longer afraid of ANYTHING! I shall become the ultimate queen, ruling as the world's most supreme being!” “You can't hope to defeat me! Accept your fate, you fake vocaloid! I am now the true Miku! The true Ultimate Idol Singer!”

Ngl "The true Ultimate Idol Singer" goes hard af, very Teto behavior.

But now I can't stop laughing at the thought of Miku saying "We're Miku heroes!"