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where do we go from here....

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master

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where do we go from here....

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😉✌️

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uncle

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dean

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monster

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nori of the woodland fae

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once upon a time... ♡

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after sweet-talking arlene into letting him and lil' stinker move in with her (he promised her rags-to-riches and screentime and she believed him, big mistake arlene), fleabag then said goodbye to his youth. it's the end of a chapter for him but fear not, he will be back!

happy bday fleabag!

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that night fleabag packed up his humble belongings and made the difficult and uncharacteristically grown-up decision to give up on his dreams of becoming a self-made billionaire..

arlene: well well well, look who's come crawlin' back!

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fleabag: there is one good thing i've done. i'm gonna do right by you, lil' stinker. i'm gonna give you a name and put a roof over your head even if it means i have to become a rabbithole criminal. or.. die trying. (literally.)

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fleabag has so many questions. is he not a rags-to-riches sim after all? he thought he'd end up in a big mansion in the pinnacles, not pushing up daisies in the ravenwood cemetery before he's even had a proper chance to live! why is this happening to him?? maybe it is time to face reality. none of his hustles have taken off. he's a sticky fingers klepto who can't sell from inventory. his new generators won't power stuff from business & hobbies no matter how many he's got. the rules are stacked against him. he's never going to make it big. and now he might just drop dead anytime out of the blue? who's going to take care of lil' stinker when he does?

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ms. capp: i'm afraid i've got another meeting to get to. my colleague is going to help you fill out the paperwork. it's all pretty standard stuff but there is the issue of naming a caregiver for any dependants of course-

fleabag: lady, you just told me i'm gonna die and won't tell me when or how! i'm not doing your stupid paperwork! GET THE HELL OFF MY DIRT PATCH!!

ms. capp: right well, you can just mail it back to us later, that should be fine. goodbye!

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Omg, I just put on my notifications for your posts because I MUST find out more about Fleabag and his adventures! I'm living vicariously through you because I always want to go down a different sim road, but can never seem to motivate myself to let them suffer/have a hard life. You're gameplay is so interesting and just flows so lovely. :) Have a great day <3

truth be told i'm just winging it lmao but i'm happy you're enjoying fleabag's suffering :D he was genuinely meant to be just a rags-to-riches shady sim for me to play business & hobbies with but my self-imposed rules made the riches part kinda impossible lol

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ms. capp: there is no easy way to say this so i'm just gonna say it. mr. fleabag, your death has been decided. i can't share any details but my firm will be handling your estate free of charge when the time comes. all you have to do is-

fleabag: wait wait. what do you mean my death? i'm a rags to riches sim, this isn't some kind of a sick early demise legacy challenge!

ms. capp: well, actually....