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i started posting david on a site i use a lot in like a crushy soprt of thread and so many dastwives are coming out of the woodwork... ive done god's work

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through the shared power of autism, i have found the one dastmalchian character who i could possibly self-ship with.

i am bored. how interactions with any dast character would go for me, based on what i've watched in full.

abner krill, the suicide squad: realistically, i am not good with shy, neurotic people. i'm an introvert, but have been told i'm very type-a and come across as an extrovert because of that, so i'd probably accidentally bully him. i am sorry, abner, i really do love you.

bob taylor, prisoners: i literally would never talk to this guy, and he would never talk to me. we would have a really autistic conversation (peez no hurt me i was diagnosed as a kid i can say dat) if some situation befell upon us that made us speak to each other. the scene where loki came to his door is, in retrospect, morbidly funny to me, because i would probably answer the questions the exact same way.

jack delroy, late night with the devil: he probably would like me, and i'd definitely like him for the sort of "bumbling" but charismatic nature. i am from the southwest, but have been told i have a midwestern charm, so we'd probably have good conversations about IL culture and whatnot. i had a lot of fun writing my jack/madeleine fic when it came to IL references, especially since my dad’s from englewood and i visit my grandparents there a lot.

lester billings, the boogeyman: would fucking kill me.

murdoc, macgyver: would not fucking kill me, because i would just be a bug in his eyes. he'd find me annoying, but i'd be so inconsequential to him that there would be zero point to killing me.

wojak, the last voyage of the demeter: idk, i think he'd be fine with me, but he wouldn't really care. there's a vampire, dude, he's got stuff to do.

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David Dastmalchian talks addiction, mental health, Count Crowley volume 2 & cats

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Rosario (2025) (1 of 2)

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David Dastmalchian as Gurathin in Murderbot (2025).

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In high school, David Dastmalchian was exceedingly talented and driven, having been involved in theatre and football. He toyed with several career and postsecondary path ideas, from being a high-school drama teacher to studying English, before one of his most influential teachers told him he had the talent to do acting as a career.  Source: Death Wish Coffee Co, Fueled By Death Cast Ep. 24 - DAVID DASTMALCHIAN

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David Dastmalchian and Michael Des Barres behind the scenes of the 2016 adaptation of MacGyver. Des Barres played Murdoc in its original showing in 1985.

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Star Wars Solo Red Carpet

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Congratulations to David Dastmalchian reaching twenty-three years sober. Via dastmalchian on Instagram; shot by Drew Gurian.

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david posting depeche lyrics <3

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Waking up to all the posts you've made while drunk last night like

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i am bored. how interactions with any dast character would go for me, based on what i've watched in full.

abner krill, the suicide squad: realistically, i am not good with shy, neurotic people. i'm an introvert, but have been told i'm very type-a and come across as an extrovert because of that, so i'd probably accidentally bully him. i am sorry, abner, i really do love you.

bob taylor, prisoners: i literally would never talk to this guy, and he would never talk to me. we would have a really autistic conversation (peez no hurt me i was diagnosed as a kid i can say dat) if some situation befell upon us that made us speak to each other. the scene where loki came to his door is, in retrospect, morbidly funny to me, because i would probably answer the questions the exact same way.

jack delroy, late night with the devil: he probably would like me, and i'd definitely like him for the sort of "bumbling" but charismatic nature. i am from the southwest, but have been told i have a midwestern charm, so we'd probably have good conversations about IL culture and whatnot. i had a lot of fun writing my jack/madeleine fic when it came to IL references, especially since my dad’s from englewood and i visit my grandparents there a lot.

lester billings, the boogeyman: would fucking kill me.

murdoc, macgyver: would not fucking kill me, because i would just be a bug in his eyes. he'd find me annoying, but i'd be so inconsequential to him that there would be zero point to killing me.

wojak, the last voyage of the demeter: idk, i think he'd be fine with me, but he wouldn't really care. there's a vampire, dude, he's got stuff to do.

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the gray hairs…

Moon Knight Premiere (x)

(makeup details)

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Music Shuffle

ty for the tag beloved oomf @strang3lov3 ♡

rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people to do the same.

1) angel — massive attack

2) play dead — björk

3) the wind — pj harvey

4) dead men don't rape — 7 year bitch (yes, my life sucks rn)

5) killer (tits) — queenadreena

6) you and whose army? —  radiohead

7) sad pony guerilla girl —  xiu xiu

8) l. dopa —  big black

9) televised mind — fontaines d.c.

10) sour times —  portishead

tagging @donadefr3sa & @hellokittybabez & @murdocsgirl & @murdocs-sweetheart & @ronecam

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thank you tumblr

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i started reading the murderbot diaries and i’m usually not someone who likes sci-fi (or fantasy, for that matter) because my suspension of disbelief is at -0.0000000 degrees, but… this is so good and i freaking love murderbot