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Did I miss something?

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I'll be back soon, I prommy

Sorry I haven't posted in a bit. I've kinda been going through it

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Hiii :3

Could I ask for platonic Dorian, Teddy, Amir and Reggie with homeowner who is aroace and really just wants friends but so far all of their previous friends have tried to hit on them without any regard for their clearly stated boundaries or identity. The objects have witnessed most of these interactions, some ending harsher than the others.

Friendship squad + the ultimate hater, 12/10 dynamic

Dorian🚪

●"As it should be"

He likes you already. 100% supportive of you being aroace and is quick to defend you if someone has something to say about it

●The two of you bond about preferring to be friends with others. Him due to his pas (cough cough Keith) and you because you just won't want to date or get freaky

●He'll listen if you want to talk about your previous friendships and assure you that he'll always be your friend

●If you're worried about who to talk to, he'll point you in the direction of the friendlier object in each room

●The more friends he sees you make, the happier he is for you

Teddy🧸(couldn't find his friend screen online, but it's platonic love)

●All aboard the friendship train! You listen to his stories and actually act interested?! What more could he ask for in a friend

●He's all for it. Friendship and your sexuality. As far as he's concerned, you're still you

●He feels bad you haven't had proper friends before, so he's going all out. Not only is he making it 1000% clear, but his love for you is purely platonic, but he'll actively discourage others from getting flirty with you

●I know you can romance Teddy, but I see him as more of a father figure type character

●Much like Dorian, he'll also defend you from would-be suitors, except instead of telling them off, he'll just lead you away

Amir🪞

●Someone dared to make his gorgeous flawless perfect best friend uncomfortable😡?

●Literally, you're #1 hype man/cheerleader

●He'll tone down the compliments if it, which makes you uncomfortable, but he also makes it clear that he sincerely means it and he's not trying to woo you

●I think he would be very offended at the idea of someone being pushy and befriending you just to date you

"Who are they to think themselves entitled to your beauty?"

Reggie💔

●"Why be friends with all the losers in this house when you could just hate them?"

He'll be your friend for sure, but he's also encouraging you to be waaaaay more hateful

●If you have someone persistently going after you, he's trying to get you to ruthlessly reject them

"And why not? If they can't take a hint, give their ass what they deserve"

●Instead of popping up when you get rejected, he shows up when you do the rejecting and tries to get you to be meaner about it

●WILL trash talk your ex-friends if you tell him about your experiences

●If you have trouble standing up for yourself and setting boundaries, he's more than happy to do it for you. In fact, he kinda wants to (warning⚠️: letting Reggie reject people for you may result in watching someone cry)

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Hi!! Could you please do some romance headcanons for Vaughn Trapp? There’s no content for my dear rat man

Still think it's hilarious he pulled a literal goddess

●Literally, the "he makes me laugh" final boss

●He's still waiting for you to change your mind and realize you can do better (obv you never do)

●He still loves the plush rat you gave him and starts collecting more

●After you get him to leave the crawlspace, I feel like he'd be pretty light-sensitive after spending so much time in the dark

●Surprisingly, affectionate once you start dating

●Absolutely shameless when it comes to flirting with you or showing affection, but doesn't actually know what to do when you do the same

●More on the antisocial side, so he prefers to stay inside for any date nights, but if you really wanted a night out, he won't fight it (well, maybe a little)

●He's so friggin smitten. He's literally your biggest supporter

●If you have trouble standing up for yourself, he's definitely pulling an "excuse me, they asked for no pickles." he's aggressive enough for both of you

●let's face it, you're almost certainly taller than him(and he's into it). If you put stuff on a high shelf, he's sulking until you get it for him

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Can you do headcanons for Dorian , Beverly , Betty , Hector , and Shelly with a reader who’s in a band that does a lot of practices at their house

Or anything of that sort of vibe (you can change the characters if you’d like)

I got a very similar ask, so I'll consider this Part 1, then Part 2 (soon) will be the other ask

Dorian🚪

●Not a huge fan at first. Not because he doesn't support you, but because now theres strangers in the house (strangers to him at least)

●Extra on guard, watching everyone carefully, but he relaxes a bit when he realizes your bandmates aren't gonna hurt you or any of the dateables

●He enjoys watching you practice, boping his head to the music

●He's still keeping an eye on everyone, but he's relaxed a bit more relaxed

"They seem like a good bunch. I'll just keep an eye out in case anything gets dodgy"

●He supports you 100%, though. He thinks you're so talented and can't wait for you guys to get big

●Post realization, Dorian would be the bouncer at all your shows, wanting you to stay safe and uninterrupted

Beverly🍺

●She's so happy! Your bandmates coming over means new customers!

●She watches from her bar cart, cheering you on and preparing drinks for when you guys take a break

●What better way to attract customers than a live band!

●It's not all business for her, though. She's genuinely loves watching you practice and wishes she could be there to see you actually perform

●She makes a signature cocktail (or mocktail) inspired by your band. Maybe even themed shots for each member

●After her realization, your band always has a gig at the Tipsy Tumbler

Betty🛌

●Why do I feel like she'd have a thing for musicians? The right music(anything you're playing) just puts her in the mood

●No matter the genre, she's listening alone with a smile and cheering you on

●If you play bass, she 100% makes comments on how skillful your hands are

●She wants to hear all about the gigs your band work, big or small

●Post realization, Betty goes to every performance (and obv gets vip backstage access). If the band is popular, the fans are well aware of your relationship with Betty

Hector💨

●This professional yearner would think you're amazing, no matter what. He's your #1 fan

●He's at every single practice, every rehearsal, even mini jam sessions. He doesn't want to miss a moment of your transcendent performance

●Even if you guys were awful, he's acting like it's the most beautiful music he's heard in his life

●He's also writing chapters and chapters of rockstar homeowner fanfic

●He has all your merch. You don't have merch? Well, you do now, say thank you to Hector and Fantina

●Post realization, Hector is kinda scared to go to your shows, but he has every album and gushes about his favorite band to anyone who will listen

Shelley📚

●Oh hell ya, music gets her pumped up, especially if it's her gorgeous partner

●She's your hypewoman, practically screaming to everyone how awesome you are

●She kind of hopes someone needs to put their stuff on a shelf so she can be involved

●Similer to Betty and Hector, she's blown away regardless of your guys music genre

●If her babeirino needs help carrying any heavy equipment, she's more than happy to help show off

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Slight delay, sowwy

Had a neighborhood wide power outage last night as I was writing the next ask. Unfortunately, I lost 90% of it, but I'm working to rewrite it

I'm kinda mad ngl but it should be here sunday

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Headcanons for Mitchell Linn,Freddy Yeti,Stefan,Friar Errol in dealing with a Lover/Homeowner....who a complete klutz and terrible cook in the kitchen and how bad are they well they somehow set boiling water on fire and burn homemade ice cream

Oh dear! Poor kitchen dateables, they're in for a ride. Gonna add Luke as well cuz I think he'd fit

This is mostly silly goofy, but there's a lil bit of fluff

Mitchell Linn🍛

●He's just a little scared of you, seeing as how he's food

●He acknowledges you're at least trying and can appreciate that despite your lack of skill, you're doing your best

●That doesn't mean he won't try to bond with you over food. You may not be able to cook, but you still enjoy food together

●If you're still passionate about food and want to go to his reviews with him, he's happy

●Honesty, if you have the foodie knowledge to match him, I don't think he'd care much you can't cook

●He's still a little warry of you being in the kitchen, though. He'd rather not the kitchen be set on fire

Freddy Yeti🧊

●"Hey, don't sweat it, cool kid, there's always food fetch"

He really doesn't care much. Sure, you can't reheat the leftovers the optimal way but he's more than happy to just do it for you

●If you ever get insecure about your cooking skills, he'll reassure you it's nothing to worry about. He tries teaching you, but unfortunately, Stefan and the Friar have a one in a lifetime agreement and ban him from being your teacher (didn't even know you could burn ice cream)

●He can tell you're feeling down about how everything turned out. He brings you (non burned) ice cream and sits next to you and spends however long it takes to make you smile, telling you how awesome you are and you're great at all kinds of other things

Stefan🔥🐤

●The poor man is STRESSING😭 he really thought all you needed was a good teacher and who better than the best chef in the house

●He was surprisingly patient about it, too. You really were doing your best, and he could tell, but wtf how did you set the pasta water on fire?

"Okay, that's fine, it's okay. We just need to start smaller. Something nobody could mess up. Normally, I don't like cooking something from a box, but today, we're making an exception. Cluckls, set a five minute timer"

●You and Stefan stare at the chard remains of the boxed mac and cheese. How... how did you do that?

●Ya, he takes over kitchen duty after that please just let him do it

●Truely, he appreciates that you tried, and he's a little disappointed you can't cook together, but he's happy as long as you enjoy his food

Friar Errol💨

●He was weirdly excited about your complete lack of cooking skills at first. He figured he could spread the gospel of convection by showing everyone that with the air fryer, even you could make a delicious meal

●...ya that didn't work out🫠 now he doesn't know what to do. He tries every recipe in the holy book, and it only seems to get worse with every new try

●He guesses it's up to him to cook up a recipe to show you the superiority of convection

●You may not be able to experience the efficiency and glory that is the air fryer for yourself, but he's glad to do it for you

●He'd probably blame grease demons. Something about how the grease demons have made it so you can only eat greasy fast food so they took away your ability to cook

●In any case, he vows to protect you from the vile greasy masses by cooking you delicious superior food from the air fryer

Luke Nuke'm☢️

●He's basically the only way you're able to "cook" for yourself. Save for the couple of times you set your hot pockets on fire, you've managed to feed yourself with microwaveable food just fine

●He thinks the path of utter devastation (burning all your food) you leave behind you is sexy. Fire, smoke, mini explosions, he can't tell if his heart is racing because of the adrenaline or because you're so smokin' hot

●He's seen what happens when you try to cook, and he thinks you'd make a great soldier. Seriously, you almost blew up Errol one time; it was hilarious (to him at least)

●While he may not love the life of a microwave, he's flattered that you rely on him so much.

"You gave me a mission of great importance, and I won't let you down, Ranger."

●He really doesn't care that you can't cook. If anything, he can put your destructive forces to work against the swarmers

●Yup, you're the perfect partner. Dangerous, adventurous, and damn fine

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💜Masterlist💜

General Romance Headcannons

Scandalabra

Shelley

Lucinda

Miranda

Diana

Koa

I. Ronaldini

Jean Loo

Vaughn Trapp 

Sick Homeowner

Part 1 

Part 2

Nosey Family Comes To Visit 

Part 1

Part 2 

Other Stuff IDK To Put

Burnt Out Homeowner

Jean x Homeowner x Johnny

Hector and Betty With Autistic Homeowner 

Hector and Scandalabra With Affectionate Drunk Homeowner

Lux x Fantina

Platonic Teddy

Portable Charger Reader (Eddie&Volt x Reader)

 Ace Spectrum Headcannons

 Green Flag Homeowner With Scary Side

Terrible Cook Homeowner 

Never made a masterlist before (or an ask blog), so if you have advice on how to improve this, that would be incredibly poggers

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I Love the Headcanons for what some of the Dateables will do if Homeowner relatives came to visit can you try one with Mac,Johnny Splash,Curt and Rod, Scandalabra

I'm so glad you liked it! I was actually planning on doing a Part 2, so this is a good excuse(Part 3, maybe? Who would ya'll want?)

Part 1

Mac🖥

●They figured something was off when you changed all your passwords to be more secure, but they'd been wanting you to have more secure passwords anyway, so they don't worry too much

●Then your family shows up, and Mac puts two and two together

●Unfortunately, you barely get any time together since you have to be "social" with your family and "can't lock yourself in your office the whole visit"

●They miss you so much😭 Mac is so used to seeing you every day, even if it's not through the dateviaters, so I do not see you at all for more than a day is kinda torture for them

●Not a fan of how nosey your family is. Mac is glad you changed your passwords since you had a couple of family members try to look through them (godda protect that shameful fanfic)

●They got a brief visit from you, and my goodness, they were so excited. Even if it's just ten minutes

●Even though they don't see much of you, they notice you've been looking pretty drained and try their best to comfort you

●When your family finally leaves, Mac treats you to a playlist they made of cat videos and anything else they think would make you happy

●They have you sit on their lap as they wrap their arms around your waist. If you need to decompress, you can sit in silence. If you need to rant, they're happy to listen

●Legit, they almost want you to sleep in your office. They missed you so much, but Mac knows you need a good night's rest and the office isn't exactly the best place for that

Johnny🚿

●My guy is working overtime. With so many people in the house, he barely has time to rest, let alone sing

●But the worst part is that he can't see much of you anymore. Sure, he sees you when you take a shower, but other than that, nothing

●One of your cousins keeps hogging the bathroom and using all the hot water (sorry, Winnifred), and he has to deal with Amir complaining about all the steam

●He normally looks forward to your showers, but now he's even more excited. He's giving you the most relaxing shower he can, wanting to help with your stress as best he can

"Don't worry, gorgeous, I had a little talk with Winnifred. No cold showers for my biggest fan"

●He sulks for the entire time, writing bad heartbreak songs and performing to a very unwilling bathroom

●Much like Mac, he's so used to seeing you every day that he doesn't know what to do with himself

●He's pretty relieved when your family leaves. One, he can actually see you for more than a shower now, and two, he can finally rest after working overtime for the past couple of days

●Of course, if you wanna take a nice long shower, he definitely won't object

● He's wrapping his arms around you and burying his face in the crook of your neck, breathing in your scent

Curt & Rod

●They are NOT happy. Your family is definitely shady but not in a good way. They're just rude

●Your aunt insists the curtains are old and out of style and tries to replace them multiple times.

●Okay, now they're panicking. Curt & Rod are hyper vigilent around her now, wanting you to stay close. They worry for a couple of reasons. One, your aunt is actively trying to get rid of them, and two, what if she ends up convincing you she's right? You wouldn't replace them... would you?

●You may not be able to talk much while your family if here, but they make sure to be extra charming. You can tell something is off even when they insist they're fine but decide you can have a deeper conversation after your family leaves

●They are RUTHLESS with your family, throwing shade at every opportunity (so basically all day)

●Then it happens. Your aunt brings home new "better" curtains, telling you that you can put them all up together. And the worst part? They're gorgeous, both as objects but in dateable form. Curt & Rod are just about ready to pack their metaphorical bags until you absolutely lose it. You get in a screaming match with your aunt(who leaves not to long after that)

●After the rest of your family leaves, they want to immediately wrap you up in their arms, but you're so drained you go straight to bed Betty

●The next morning, they're all over you. Hugging, kissing, and generally being uncharacteristically clingy (not that you mind)

●The three of you have a long and much needed talk. They were terrified you'd replace them, especially when your aunt actually brought new curtains. You reassure them that you'd never do that and that you love and cherish them

●You spend the rest of the day in eachothers arms as they tell you about all the cringe stuff your family did when they thought nobody was looking

Scandalabra🕯

●He clocks pretty quickly that you're not having a good time. Your family is nosey and has absolutely no boundaries, and you're stuck taking care of everyone

●Unfortunately, being a candelabra, he can only do so much. So he decides to go full Maggie mode and watch everyone like a hawk, gathering every bit of scandal he can

●What's this? Your married aunt is on Tinder?Your cousin is smoking weed in the bathroom? He knows all of their secrets now. His plan was to tell you sooner so you could hold it over their heads, but you never actually get the chance to talk to him

●Unacceptable! He misses his lover and their lips. And now your family is actually starting to annoy him. I mean, your aunt has been rearranging furniture all day and decided he was best off on the hallway able. Now, he can barely see any delicious scandals!

●He appreciates that you move him back to the dining room able every time, but he always ends up back in the hallway

●Maybe a little kiss would make him feel better? Just a little smooch on his labrum

●When your family finally leaves and you have to put everything back where it was, he's overjoyed that he's not only back in his spot, but he can finally see you again

"Oh darling, how I've missed you"

He's all over you, smothering you with affection

●Once you've put everyone back to their spot and can relax, Scandalabra tells you EVERYTHING. You share laughs as he spills everyone's dirty secrets

●That's how he helps you de-stress, by making you laugh and getting you invested in the scandals

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KOA CONTENT PLS

I adore Koa! He just wants to chill

Disclaimer: Non-sexual nudity towards the end

●Total cuddle bug🐛 Whether you're leaning on his arm, sitting on his lap, laying on his chest, or fully koala clinging to him, he doesn't care. He's just happy being close to you

●Despite his love of quiet time together, communication is very important to him. He's happy to listen to how you feel and quick to fix and issue but slower to actually follow his own advice and talk about what's bothering him so it's takes a bit of nudging

●If you had a bad or stressful day, he's carrying you to the couch and locking you in his arms for the rest of the day

●I just KNOW he gives the best hugs! He always makes them feel safe and warm and squeezes just enough to secure, but to so tight, it feels suffocating

●Sometimes, the world is too loud, and he knows that. Whenever you need quiet time to decompress or just a well-deserved nap, he's patting his lap, encouraging you to lay your head down and enjoy eachothers presence

●He'll initiate small forms of affection(cuddles, hugs, cheek kiss, pecks on the lips) , but when it comes to anything more, he'll wait for you to initiate since he doesn't even want to risk making you uncomfortable

●His love language is definitely quality time (obv), but also feeding you. He takes pride in seeing you enjoy the food he made. Want to see him blush? Compliment his cooking

●He can't help but feel excited when he feels the couch dip during a nap. Knowing that you're near him brings a sense of peace

●He'll subconsciously reach for you in his sleep, needing you close to him

●I feel like he'd really like skin to skin contact. He's already shirtless, so if you wanna follow suit and lay on him, he's in heaven.

●He'd enjoy the view as well, but again, unless you initiated something, you guys would just cuddle

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💜Request Rules💜

Masterlist Here

Figured I'd post rules to make it easier for when I re-open requests

I will NOT write anything involving

pedo******, any kind of non-con, abuse, HEAVY NSFW, suicide (basically, I'm here to write fun fics with some occasional angst and medium spice)

Preferably 5 characters max per ask, but that's flexible, honestly

If I get duplicate asks, I'll most likely do a part 2

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Pleaaaaaaaseeee write for Diana from date everything I’ll give you my arm and my legs

You may keep thy precious limbs anon, however, I require your internal organs💖

I love Diana so much. One of my favorite designs in the game

Some are romantic, some are general

General📖🖋

●She has trouble remembering things similarly to Barry, but instead, she forgets dates/timelines

●Certified yapper(and I love her for it). She'll talk about anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time.

●I have a headcannon that her and Barry have almost daily yap sessions because most people can't keep up with whatever the hell their talking about

"It's so hard to pick a favorite! I mean, the koto zither has such skilled craftsmanship, but on the other hand, the gayageum sounds divine"

"Zither? Slither? Slither like a snake? I do quite like snakes... and lizards, but not spiders. Spiders have far too many legs. Lizards have four, snakes have none, and I have two. I counted"

"Ooo, have you seen a lavender corn snake? They're absolutely gorgeous!"

Ya, they could easily go for hours

●I feel like post-realization Diana would get really into poetry, specifically spoken word poetry. She went to a couple of open mic nights. It's more of a hobby/coping mechanism, but she still loves it

● Post-realization Diana also has SO MANY reminders for import dates. A calendar to mark the day, sticky notes around the house, and a bunch of reminders set on her phone

Romantic💖💋

●She loves telling you stories! Sure, a lot of them yours, but you're happy to listen, and she's happy you take the time to listen

●She tries her best to remember the important dates. Your birthday, anniversary, holidays (Holly definitely won't let her forget any holidays)

●Being your diary means she knows about your perfect fantasy confession. Well, at least that's what she thought. She actually knows what middle school you imagined as your perfect love confession.

Her plan to ask you out was cheesy to put it generously. Flowers, a note, and whatever cringe(cringe is dead) emo band you were into playing in the background, and to top it all off, she quoted an old shojo manga you hadn't touched in years.

You feel your face heating up. Partly because Diana was just so cute, but also because you're being faced with your cringe past. You didn't have the heart to tell her you weren't into that stuff anymore but happily excepted her confession

●She briefly thought the two of you broke up after remembering a passage you wrote about when your middle school partner broke up with you and was inconsolable for an hour until Rebel got tired of hearing her "annoying ass sobbing" from the bathroom

●You, of course, reassure her that everything is okay, you still love her, and there's been so break up

●Doing grounding exercises by having her walk you through her day and helping her sift through what's your and whats actually hers

●If you got her her own diary, she'd be so happy she might cry. She also might get pretty existential about it (thanks, Doug). The last thing she wants is to put someone else through the same thing as her.

She'll treat it with the utmost care and respect regardless of whether or not they're alive, like her(let's go with no for simplicity). Writing down the good and the bad. She begins to understand why you wrote to her so much. It's been pretty helpful for her, both for keeping track of her own memories and for voicing her thoughts

●She loves soft affection. Cuddling, cheek and hand kisses, words of affirmation, and sleeping in each other's arms

●She loves having some kind of contact with you, no matter how. If you're with her, guaranteed you're either holding hands or linking pinkies at the very least

●She's weak to flirting-type damage. Even the bad cheesy pick-up lines make her blush. She can't explain it

●She's pretty shy about initiating affection, so it's kinda up to you, but she always happily reciprocates

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Can you write some romantic/smut with Ben'Hwa!

So sorry, I don't do smut, but if I may make a suggestion, @starrymix has some pretty good work. idk if they write for Ben'Hwa, tho

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HIIIII!!

How are you?

Can i please request for a Headcanon

Character:Mac, Skips, Berry, Cam,Mateo, Dirk,/Clarence, Harper, Eddie and Volt and Lux with a reader who is a gender fluid and has two side

First side

Is a certified GREEN FLAG Golden Retriever With bit of Black Cat personality

Like reader is calm (Like literally) and kind and knows how to cook, clean, patience, loving good with kids and likes to tease them

Reader is also very strong(despite having what seems to be no muscles) and tall and can literally lift there lover with one arm up and is literally patient (like a saint) Reader is always smiling and has this whole "Angelic aura that could do nothing wrong" And whole "Gentlemen vibe" And again a whole GREEN FLAG like whenever there parents would visit reader would always be happy and talking to them hugging them giving them present (and a mama kid) ams always help out especially the elderly in the neighborhood,And always has there hair half down half up (reader has a wolf cut) when there feeling masculine and letting there hair down when feminine

Reader is literally what people call "The perfect Lover" Buttt.. Reader has a second side that they only show to there lover

Second personality

Reader despite being "Angelica and gentlemen" They aren't all that no no.. Reader is a beast in the sheet!! Like once there done doing it in the morning reader would act all innocent and perfectly fine while there lover legs wobble for a bit

Reader also despite being calm can be scary as well like of there lover is complaining about something reader would asked "Then can i kill that person?" With a CALM VOICE AMS INNOCENT Face 🙃🙃🙃

Anyway that's all!! It's perfectly fine if you don't wanna do it i understand have a wonderful day/afternoon/Night!!!

Love love love it!!! I really like the idea of two-faced characters (with two faces, not necessarily meaning bad)

Anyway, this took me ages so pretty please don't let this flop😭

Mac🖥

●From the moments you first awakened them (and even before that), Mac was smitten

●You were just so nice and well organized (and pretty👉👈)

●You made every effort to help everyone around the house and never asked for anything in return

●They admired your kind nature but worried about you possibly being a pushover. It seemed like you were incapable of saying no

●You would reassure Mac that you just liked being helpful, and nobody in the house gave you much reason to help

●But out of everything, you're insane patients surprised them. Mac was by no means short-tempered, but watching you interact with some of the less friendly objects was a little frustrating to them

●Mac never realized how much they loved phycal affection until you showered them with it. They love it when you sit on their lap and wrap your arms around their neck

●You cook surprisingly often for someone who lives alone(not that Stefan minds), and everything you make is heavenly (can the objects eat? I think so since Freddy talks about eating)

●The first time they got a peak of your other side was when they told you the... effect that the double clicking on them, Mac didn't think much of the mischievous look in your eyes

●But then you're suddenly very interested in cookie clicker for almost an hour and looking at them with a smug grin

●After your first night together, they're kinda shocked. Not in a bad way! They actually really liked it

●Suddenly, they have a full-blown perv on their hands, and you're making Mac blush in every way you can

●After that, they can't get enough of you, leaning into your every touch (spicy touch or not)

●Mac huffed frustratedly at the screen and you ask what's wrong.

"It's nothing, I'm just trying to explain to this person online the harm ai causes, and they got so aggressive immediately"

●You lean down to get a look at the monitor, take a look at the username, and start looking on your phone. "One moment, my love, just keep doing what you were doing before"

●After a couple of minutes, the person suddenly apologized and went offline. OK, that was weird

"You didn't have anything to do with that, did you?

"Oh, I just dm'd them their address, no biggie"

Huh?

●You still had that same sweet smile on your face, all while admitting you straight up doxed and possibly threatened someone

●As much as it shocked Mac (and maybe scared them a bit) , it didn't change the way they thought of you

Skips🖤

●God, you made him so nervous at first

●You were just so cute and sweet that he worried about scaring you away (especially with his first form)

●But you stayed with him. You played his games, kept him company, and never seemed scared

●The first time you called him cute, he was pretty shocked. One, he was a huge shadow monster (homeowner's a monster fucker fr), and two, no one had called him cute before.

●He found it was pretty ironic, actually. He was literal darkness in love with someone who was basically sunshine personified

●He was so nervous when he showed his true form to you. What if you thought differently of him? What if you thought he was a loser?

●Fast forward, and his face is bright yellow because you've just spent the past 10 minutes telling him how cute he is

"Y-you are very kind, penumbra."

●It doesn't take him long to realize there was more to you than he thought. He didn't think much of it the first time. He watched as you helped Mateo look for a missing inanimal when Koa told you one of them had hidden underneath him. Well, it wouldn't come out, so what did you do? You lifted the whole damn couch

●He was a little shocked but mostly impressed (and a lil turned on (omg who said that?!))

●He didn't know how to handle the abundance of affection at first, but he absolutely loved every second of it

● He loves everything about you. Your kindness, your smile, the way you played along with his "lord of darkness" thing without ever making fun of it

●Lap sitting! You on his lap, him on yours. Either way, he loves it. If you're on his lap, his arms are wrapped around your waist, and his face is buried in your chest. If he's on your lap, his arms are around your neck, and he's lying his head on your shoulder

●He also likes lying his head on your lap as you pet his head

●Honestly, he loves any soft, squishy parts of your body, it's just so nice to cuddle

●There were a couple of times you really caught him by surprise, for someone who seemed so innocent, you REALLY liked to tease him. Like when you would "readjust yourself" while sitting on his lap, or when you would plant dozens of kisses all around his face, only to look at his flustered face with a satisfied smirk

●He's tried to get you back, wanting to fluster the way you do him, but it usually doesn't work; you just grin and turn it back on him

●Oh ya, it's over for him. You friggin jump his bones and put that emo nerd TO WORK

●The next morning, his body is heavy, and he can barely move, but he manages to cling to you all night

●He figured that was a far as your other face went...until your ex showed up at your door, refusing to leave. They were yelling and swearing as they banged on Dorian.

●Skips was overwhelmed with worry as you sighed and went to open the door. But you looked different, your usual smile was replaced with a surpriseingly deadly glare

"You can either leave now, or leave in an ambulance, either way you're fucking leaveing"

●Oh...Oh~. He kinda likes the idea of you being seen as scary by others (Skips is a freak, I know it)

Berry💄

●He adored you right away!

●He loved your upbeat attitude, how you would listen to anything he had to say about his current interests, but most important to him, how you never got upset with him about his memory issues

●He loves doing your hair. Whether you're wearing it long or short, he has dozens of different ways he could style it

●He truly feels safe with you to be himself. One time, he was telling you about discontinued instruments he thinks should make a comeback (Omnicord!!!), and after you waited for him to finish, you told him just how cute you thought he was.

●He stood there, his face becoming more and more red, as you told him how gorgeous he was, how much you loved his voice, how you could listen to info dumps for hours. All you wanted to do was show him just how cute you thought he was (that part went over his head)

"T-that, my goodness, darling"

He's pretty much stunned into silence. You worry you might have been too forward until he grabs your hands in his shaky grasp and wordlessly brings your hands to his lips

●It takes him a bit to get used to how affectionate you are, but even then, it's still very easy to fluster him.

●He begins to notice when you're actively trying to make him blush because, according to you, "his blushing face is the perfect shade of red-pink"

●He LOVES how strong you are! He doesn't even remember how he found out that you were much stronger than you looked, but he didn't care

●He has a good view of the gym, so he can get a good look if you're lifting. But if you lift him? Oh boy, his heart can't take it!

●After a particularly... passionate👉👈 makeout session, you look down at him, and his makeup is a complete mess, and you sorta just pounce

●After that, he's more confident when it comes to initiating affection

●He'd never actually seen you mad before, well, until IT happened.

There was a really persistent guy at work who kept trying to get to go on a date with him. You told him you had a partner (technically several) you told him you weren't interested, you tried everything while trying to remain professional, and it was pissing you off.

Fast forward a week, and the fucker somehow gets your number and starts planning a date you never agreed to

●Barry was pissed and about ready to give him a piece of his mind himself until your phone buzzed

He watched as you looked at the new message, and your face turned red. You glared at the message and actually had to set Phonicia down before you did something stupid

●A couple minutes (and many feel better smooches) later you send back a VERY strong worded text (he didn't know you could be so... creative with your threats)

●Well at least that weirdo never bothered you again

Cam🗑

●I feel like he might not have liked you much at first. He didn't actively dislike you. You just seemed too soft

●But you kept coming around with that dumb (cute) smile, and he figured he was stuck with you

●Ok, so maybe you grew on him a little bit (way more than a little), and now he got super grumpy when you weren't around, not that he'd ever admit that

●You didn't call him gross or make comments on his love of garbage. You didn't treat it like something shameful or act like he was "stuck" with the stuff nobody would want

●He was one of the only ones to see your other side so early into knowing you. With everyone else, it was after you started dating

●He noticed you throwing away crumpled notes multiple times a day for the past couple times a day. They were all the same type of nasty, rude notes a high school bully would normally leave in a locker, except they were slipped into your mailbox.

Somehow, this person managed to escape not only Dorian but also Windowlyn, Curt, and Rod (who all felt pretty bad about it)

●Well, on the fourth day, you were surprisingly happy as you threw away the last of the notes.

"You're way too happy for someone getting threats in the mail."

"I had a lovely conversation with Ms. Quinn, and tomorrow, she'll be moving away".

"That's pretty convenient," He chuckled. He knew. He didn't know how, but he knew you said something unhinged to that woman.

●Maybe it was the sly grin on your face, or maybe it was the thought of your honey-sweet voice being used to strike terror into a heart. He didn't know what it was about that moment, but he liked it

●He briefly thought the super nice, golden retriever thing was a cover until he realized he was wrong. He liked being the only one who knew about this side of you.

●He encouraged you to tell him all your nasty thoughts so you wouldn't bottle them up. He meant mean thoughts, you took it a different way...oops

● Congratulations, you've given him the green light to be a big perv, and now his hands are on you pretty much all the time

Dirk/Clarence👖👕

●You were a breath of fresh air. You were just so nice and patient. You never seemed to get mad when he and Harper would fight. Instead, you calmly tried to help both of them, and even when they broke up, you didn't try to make either one feel more at fault

●He noticed pretty quickly that you were like that with everyone. It was kind of impressive, really. You kept calm even with Rebels shenanigans but also a little concerning. Maybe he'd have to help you get a backbone (totally not using it as an excuse to spend more time with you noooo)

●It's around this time when he gets to know you better. Before most of your interactions consistent of you being a glorified couples therapist, but now it's just the two of you

●Oh damn, you're really strong. Long story short, one of your favorite shirts got stuck behind the dresser (hiiii Damon), and you moved the entire thing by yourself... kinda hot...really hot

● Low-key tries "testing" your strength. He tells you about the wayward sock that stuck behind Drysdale just to see if you could lift him

●You noticed and began giving him knowing looks as you show off your strength. Eyeing the subtle way, his ears would turn red when you'd offer to pick him up

●He pretends not to be excited at the offer and stands close to you, shooting you a smirk. You lift in in your arms and... was - was that a squeek?

You look at him, amused and surprised, and he looks back with abright red face. He didn't think you'd actually pick him up, so he was caught completely by surprise.

"Okay, fine, very funny. You're big and strong. Now put me down"

"Or what?" You smirk and bring him closer. Your noses brush, and he's tempted to close the gap between you

●Ya, things escalate pretty quickly, and he's barely able to leave your bed the next morning

●Now, whenever he gets you to pick him up, you know he's in a freaky mood

Mateo🐈 (warning: mentions of animal neglect towards the end)

●Even before getting the glasses, he adored you

●He would see the wounded and stray animals you would take in and nurse back to health

●You click almost immediately. Both of you spend a lot of time together, taking care of the inanimals (and sometimes real animals)

●You're kind heart makes him swoon, and he falls head over heels pretty quickly

●Much like Mac, he worries about your kindness being taken advantage of. He admires how willing you are to help anyone who needs it, both inside and outside the house

"Mi vida, perhaps you should take some time for yourself. You've been so busy taking care of everyone."

● King of calm! If you're overstressed, then he's wrapping his arms around you and refusing to let you leave bed

●He loves how affectionate you are, and he's more than happy to reciprocate even the smallest moments

●One day, one of the inanimals gets stuck under Koa. Mateo tries helping he can't get them out. You end up lifting Koa like he's nothing, and the little tassle hound runs out and straight into Mateos arms

He's so happy that Snowball is okay and distracted trying to make sure their okay that he doesn't register what just happened for a good couple minutes

●It hits him when you gently place Koa back down and offer an apology

"Oh that's okay, Buddy"

●He looks at you, clear surprise on his face

"Woah, I didn't know you were so strong"

He doesn't actually have strong feelings about it. Sure, he's impressed and finds it admirable, don't get me wrong. But he reacts more to you saving Snowball.

●If you thought he liked you now, he's even even more smitten now.

"You didn't hurt yourself, did you, mi héroe?"

He frets over you for a bit, acting like you just lifted a car. He sits you on the couch and checks your arms, making sure you didn't pull a muscle or anything

●Things with Mateo are usually pretty wholesome, but one night, both of you get a little over excited, and you take ✨️very✨️ good care of him

●He's exhausted but lays awake next to you, watching as your chest rises and falls. He scoots closer, places an arm around you, and lays his head on your chest. He falls asleep when your hand subconsciously rests on his head

●You wake up the next morning to the feeling of him wrapped around you. He's still sound asleep on your chest. You just keep watching until he stirs awake

"Good morning, mi héroe"

●Mateo and you made for a very rational couple. It was rare to see either of you angry, even more so to see either of you let your emotions get the better of you, but boy, were you close to it.

Your neighbor had a dog they NEVER properly took care of. That was bad enough, but you noticed they left the poor thing outside during a heatwave. Well, one thing led to another, and now the dog is drinking ice water and enjoying the ac in your house (thanks, Hector).

●Obviously, your neighbor noticed and stomped over to confront you. Mateo was beyond worries as they pounded on the door (sorry, Dorian) and screamed for you to come outside.

You swing open the door and berate your neighbor for their treatment of the dog, not even giving them room to argue. You make it perfectly clear that you're fully prepared to call the police if they try anything and that as far as you're concerned, they never had a dog. You finish your rant and barely stop yourself from slamming Dorian in their face

●Mateo watched everything go down in shock. Sure, he'd seen you get annoyed at the shenanigans that go on around the house, but he hadn't actually seen you genuinely angry. He doesn't think any differently of you thought. He knows he'd certainly do the same

●After the whole ordeal, he's quick to check on you and make sure you're okay, praising you for so brave and helpful. You spend the rest of the day cuddling and coming up with names for the new member of the house

Harper🧺 (Warning: Rebel being Rebel)

●Stage 6 clinger, essentially since you don't seem to mind it

●Similar to Dirk, she genuinely appreciates how patient you are. Not just with her and Dirks fighting, but with her trust issues as well

●She KNOWS there's another side to you you're hiding (hampers intuition), but she really wants to trust you, so she tries to be calm about it

●She is a very cuddly person and will be overjoyed if you reciprocate (which you always do)

●She's well aware you have a hard time saying no to her, especially if she gives you the puppy dog look. But it's not like she's any different, she adores you

●It's a "excuse me, they asked for no pickles" type of relationship. If she thinks you're not standing up for yourself enough (most of the time), she steps in and gives the person and/or object a peice of her mind

●She loves when you lay your head on her lap. She'll pet your head

●She noticed how you never had any problem lifting her, but she didn't think much of it since she's pretty light.

●Speaking of, she loves when you pick her up, she'll giggle as she throws her arms around your neck and kisses you cheek

●When you actually show off your strength, she's giggling and kicking her feet while watching you. She never carries anything now. She just gets her strong, gorgeous s/o to do it

●Oh noo, she fell🥺 gues you have to carry her around all day👉👈

"S/o~, I tripped. Aren't you gonna carry me?"

She's fully fine. Both of you know this, but you're happy to play along

●She had dragged you over for a cuddle sesh that quickly turned into a make-out sesh. Things got pretty heated, and the next thing Harper knows, she's foregoing sleep that night (not that she minds)

●The next morning, her legs are jelly, and she can barely move. You wake up, and she's koala latched onto you

●She makes plans about your future that morning

●She loves how much of a calming presence you are. In situations where she knows she would lose her cool, you remain level-headed. (At least for the most part)

●Harper had planned a date for the two of you, and she was looking for you to be you over until she overhead a conversation (more like an argument) between you and Rebel.

"Don't you think it's about time you dumped that ducking bitch? I mean, that psyco is so ducking controlling"

Harper froze, were... were you really going to leave her, too? She peeks through the door, trying to stay hidden. You had this sexy scary look on your face as you looked at the punky duck.

"I'm really gonna need you to stop talking about my future wife like that, Reb," your voice was low and cold as you glared as them

●Rebel left after a brief argument, and Harper ran back to the laundry before she could be seen. She couldn't seem to get rid of the stubborn blush on her face as she thought about you defending her. You... you caller her your future wife

●You come to the laundry room to see Harper short circuiting. When she sees you, she runs up and nearly tackles you to the ground with how forcefully she hugged you. She never actually told you about what she heard, but she was basically attached to you for the next week

Eddie and Volt⚡️

●"My my, live wire, you certainly are a sweet one"

Volt finds you absolutely adorable. So sweet, so soft. Meanwhile, Eddie develops a soft spot for you after your insistance on helping around the club

●They both keep a close eye on you, worried someone would take advantage of your kindness

●Eddie appreciates your level-headedness. You're calm, collected, and patient, and you normally stop Volt from doing anything too crazy

●Volt tries to fluster you any chance he gets. You didn't react much to his flirting at your first meeting, and he worried he was losing his touch. But when he sees the subtle shade of red on your face, he knows he's won

●Eddie pretends to be annoyed by it, but he's literally trying to do the same, just a bit more subtle. Leaning closer than he really needs to, getting something from the shelf behind you, so he's pressed up against you.

●But then you give them both a taste of their own medicine. Leaning over the bar in a low-cut top, getting extra close to talk to them, kissing their cheek only to miss and "accidentally" get their neck

It was pretty loud in the Breaker Box that night, and you could hardly hear Eddie over the sound a chatter and Jonnys singing. Eddie felt a hand being placed over his. He looked over to see you just inches away from him. He almost flinched, and then you pressed your lips against his ear and whispered something about... ya no, he didn't pay attention to what you said, but he saw that devious little smirk on your face and knew it didn't really matter

●You pull a similar stunt with Volt, placing a hand on the back of his neck and gently pulling him closer.

"Can you, Eddie, and me hang out after close, just us?" He shivers slightly, feeling your breath in his ear.

"If it's alone time with Eddie and I you want, that can certainly be arranged, live wire"

●Volt LOVES when you get bold. He's so used to pushing other people's buttons and making them flustered, so it's nice to have it flipped

●Well, you certainly get what you asked for that night... all night, actually

●You make up the next morning in a tangle of limbs and Volt practically attached to you

●Yup, you're stuck with them (not that you mind)

●After open mic night, you offered to help with the heavier stuff. Eddie agreed but went to look for Volt to help (he loves you fr but he didn't think you'd be able to lift much)

●Well, imagine their surprise when they see you effortlessly lifting the sound equipment and carefully packing it away

●Both admired your seemingly endless patients. Whether you were dealing with difficult people around the neighborhood or in the house, you never lost your cool. Well... except for that one time

●You had been helping your elderly neighbor around the house, and it had been pretty good u til you came home one day noticeably upset. You went straight to the Breaker Box to see your boys.

"Live wire, great to see-" you cut Volt off by clinging to him, burying your face in his chest. He chuckles and wraps an arm around you, petting your head with the other.

"My my, did we have a difficult day?"

"My emotions got the better of me, and I lost my cool earlier."

Eddie, overhearing the conversation, stood next to Volt and your cheek. "Now, what could you, of all people, have done to be considered losing your cool?"

●Wyndolyn walks into the club, still laughing about what happened.

"Gosh, you two should have seen it. I didn't think the looker had it in 'em." She goes on to explain how your neighbor's son came over demanding money. She couldn't make out everything, but she saw you yell at him for almost twenty minutes, then slam the door in his face. The three of them chuckle at the idea of you getting that angry at someone as you stood there, still flustered.

"I guess our live wire has more bite than we thought," Eddie puts an arm around your shoulder, smirking at you

●They worry a little less about people taking advantage of your kindness, but they're still ready to step in if you won't

I tried so hard for Lux, I swear😭 I couldn't come up with anything. I'm so sorry

[date-everything-has-taken-over]

for the Dateables in Date Everything who do you think is Asexual or one the Ace spectrum, other than Dorian?

I see Dorian as Demisexual. We see that trap Dorian is pretty horny but for the most part my guy is all abt friendships

I think Teddy is Asexual. Not sex repulsed tho, like if his partner wanted kids he'd be down to help but for the most part he just has no interest/sex drive

Diana is also Ace, but sex repulsed(pants are staying ON)

Dante is also Demi. He NEEDS a close emotional connection, or he can't do it. Not necessarily waiting till marriage but close

Friar Errol thinks grese demons make people horny. My guy is sex repulsed Ace

I feel like there's more, but since the game is kinda horny on main, it's a little hard

[date-everything-has-taken-over]

Closing requests tomorrow, I got WAY more than I thought. I'm so very grateful thought please don't get me wrong and I adore everyone that enjoys my writing

[date-everything-has-taken-over]

Hallo!! Amazing writing first of all, your one of the first I go to whenever I need to read anything before bed or during the car ride from Cali to Arizona and back ❤️❤️

And I wanted to ask! Perhaps how Eddie and Volt would deal with their significant other whos also an object dateable thats a battery / power supply sort of object, they’re a very big people pleaser and working to always help and support others (may or may not be Lux’s manager?)

And they get burnt out really quickly over time from constant work with charging at The Breaker Box to immediately draining power helping around the house??

If you want!!

Thank you!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

Omg I'm so flattered!!! I'm glad you like my writing!!!

I was originally thinking batterys, but since those are disposable, I went with a portable charger

●Though you mainly assisted Phoneica but you were happy to charge anyone who needed it, or even just help around the house. You were happy being useful (that's what you told yourself)

●When you first met Eddie and Volt, it was a bit of a rough start. Volt was charming as usual. Meanwhile, Eddie made it clear he didn't want anything to do with you.

●You noticed they were straining themselves keeping the power on. It was easy to spot seeing as how you normally overwork yourself, so you started helping out around the Breaker Box.

It started off small, you wiped the tables and put up the chairs after close, sometimes you'd sweep the floors.

●Both insisted you didn't need to do that, but you insisted on replaying them for letting you recharge at the club

●Afterward, Eddie is able to focus more on maintenance and becomes more friendly with you.

●You begin to start helping almost every night. Volt keeps trying to get you to have a drink with him, flirting endlessly. You may or may not indulge him a couple of times and engage in flirty banter.

●Well, one thing leads to another, and Eddie walks in on you two, making out in the booth...oops

Ans then Volt finds you and Eddie making out in the maintenance room... double oops

The three of you have a talk, and now you have two hot boyfriends. Congratulations!!!

●You still help out at the club, but now it also comes with 💖special💖 chores from them

●They noticed pretty quickly that you basically have no time to yourself. You're all over the house. Doing odd jobs here and there, booking appearances for Lux, powering anyone that needed it, and helping them out out the Breaker Box

●About once a week (even before dating), you'd come to the Breaker Box (usually after close) to recharge. Volt would take you to a comfy booth in the corner and chat with you while Eddie would bring you a drink. On multiple occasions, you would fall asleep at the booth, and Volt would drape his coat over you.

●They're always trying to get you to take a break; they would tell you it was your job to charge things, not help everyone with their chores. You would normally tell them it's pretty hypocritical coming from them, of all people, you'd have a brief standoff, realize nobody was winning this argument, and continue as before

●They eventually stop letting you help around the Breaker Box, but still welcome you to come back to relax and see them

●That is, until Lux decided you were gonna do the job of a manager and personal assistant. You were completely exhausted, practically falling asleep standing. You barely had time to do your actual job (sorry, Phoneica!)

● Eventually, Eddie throws you over his shoulder and carries you to bed. You barely have the energy to fight it and fall asleep pretty quickly.

●Eddie & Volt talk about what to do next, there's no way you can keep going like this. They end up cornering Lux, who now has to get a new manager/ personal assistant (Placebook WILL be hearing about this!). They also keep you at the Breaker Box if the Homeowner doesn't need you, not letting you go out to help anyone else.

"You're staying here, spark, just sit down and have a drink."

"Forgive our dear Eddie, you know him, just can't admit how much he cares."

●After that, they keep a close eye on you, making sure you didn't push yourself too hard

●One day after close, Eddie finds you asleep in a booth. He picks you up, trying not to disturb your sleep and carries you to his and Volts bed (they share a bed, I KNOW it). You wake up the next morning with both of them on either side of you. The bed definitely wasn't made for three people, and Volt had nearly fallen off the bed. He slept at the edge, wanting you and Eddie to be comfortable

●Eddie sleepily mumbles something about needing to get a new bed and scoots back, trying to give Volt more room

☆♡Had a lot of fun writing this, thinking of doing a part 2!!!☆♡