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to add a few that aren't as common in the tags, in no particular order (coming off the dome so they're probably not verbatim correct):

-first amnesty ep: "what's your last name pigeon?" "oh i don't know i didn't give her a last name" "well you can pick any name you want, griffin, start 'yes and-ing' please"

-somewhere in balance: "how did you roll an 8 on a d6?" "actually that's a really good question, let's dial in on that"

-the boys actively wishing for death when clint mentions having grey pubes

-in suffering game when justin texts griffin and makes him describe dupree the trex. it's the exasperated "oh my god, justin" that gets me

-the ten hour long death of magic brian

-after the aubrey/dani kiss: "we have, once again, managed to find a way to kiss our brother" "yup 😐"

-party points

-the argument about whether or not slime has skin and griffin saying it doesn't and not letting justin cast a thing, then cut to a little while later after justin blows his nuke on the slimes out of spite and griffin is like "man, this fight was supposed to be a lot harder," and justin is like "WELL IF YOU HAD LET ME CAST WHAT I WANTED TO CAST"

-"falafelers stone"

-"you want to do this? you really want to do this now, huh? i have to build myself an exoskeleton out of pillows. i'm not PROUD of it"

-stolen century void fish ep: "griffin?" "yeah?" "i'm not leaving that fish behind"

-balance live show: "I DIDN'T GIVE MARVEY XP!"

-at the beginning of the second amnesty arc when justin rolls shit for his destiny's plaything vision and explains that it means "something bad will happen to you," and griffin says in a high pitched laugh, "OH NO!"

-clint's jetpack stunt:

g: "if you do this i am going to hurt you very badly"

c: "that's all right, i can live with it"

t:"'live with it' is an interesting turn of phrase to use there"

-travis cracking up whenever justin does a "duck can't lie" bit

-justin teaching everyone what a cloaca is

bonus:

-not taz but dimension 20 tiny heist, when griffin asks brennan, "were we supposed to fill [our character sheet details] out? bc bean has no aspirations, but he also has no flaws"

So we all have our favorite TAZ moments, story beats or character interactions or lines of dialogue. But I'm curious, what are everyone's favorite OOC moments. Those little moments where it's just four guys playing games together. Fourth wall breaks or table talk or giving each other hard time. For me it's a tie between Griffin's "oh my god!" when he realizes that Justin is attempting to scam Garfield in episode 50, and the boys reaction to Griffin saying "And then you wake up," at the end of the first episode of Eleventh Hour.

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Another highlight from this past MBMBaM ep, and this one's a true Tumblr 'Sclusie!

Also a reminder, we won't have any new episodes coming out Dec 24th - Jan 2nd, the whole team is taking off for the end of the year. Hope y'all have a safe and happy holiday!

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Tiny Heist is underrated!!!! Watching it right now and it’s a delight. Plus, as a Dimension 20 fan who isn’t super familiar with the McElroys, I love seeing their reactions to Brennan’s DM-ing (they love it so much :D)

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This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on Dimension 20 and I'm kind of disappointed in Tumblr for not having this in some form somewhere.

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Reminder and fun fact:

Today is the 4 year anniversary of the first ever taz episode

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the only downside to relistening to amnesty once or twice a year is that i am always viscerally reminded of the devastating lack of ducknerva content. a real tragedy

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so good, op! but missing my favorite one from episode #15 (understandable, bc there are many episodes), but never fear bc someone made an animatic of it so everything is right with the world 🙌🏽

(they way he says "mON-Eee" is ingrained in my head, and i think the words "so that was all lies" at least once a week, duck newton is the best taz character fight me)

On this day I present

Every single time Duck Newton is horrible at lying !

Episode 7

Duck: Yeah, it’s a nickname. Listen, y’all got a van handy, why don’t you hop in and get on trucking. Don’t forget to— don’t worry ‘bout your clothes. We’ll drive them up seperate.

Swimmer: Why can’t we take our clothes?

Duck: [freezing up] You need to— you need— uh. Here, I’ll get them. Y’all start loading in the van and I’ll bring your clothes out to ya’s. Just another one of the many services we offer from the Forestry Service.

Episode 10

Pigeon: Well, I know how to do it, I just wanna know why.

Duck: Perfect. Perfect. Why? It's for firefighter training? Yeah, it's for firefighter training. It's been a little while since I last told someone that, so I had some time to forget it. But it's for firefighting training, cuz we can't get enough water pressure to fight the fires, forest fires.

Pigeon: Out in Monongahela?

Duck: Yeeeeeeep.

Pigeon: Duck, that's on the opposite side of town. I can find other places that I can get you some more water pressure instead of pumping it out of the water park almost a mile away.

Duck: Yeah, but the water park is definitely gonna be closed. If you can tell me somewhere where you can guarantee that they're not gonna need that amount of water that's using that amount, I'd love to hear about it. Cus, off the top of my head, I can't improvise anything.

Pigeon: There's a reservoir right next to Monongahela.

Duck: The reservoir is a source of water but it's not gonna give other— fuck, listen Pigeon, here's the thing. I... love... to… practice fishing. But... the running water... frightens me, it's called hydrophobia. And I would love to practice my cast in a real water environment where I can get in a large body where I can guarantee that running water won't be a factor. And I would just love to practice my cast in a guaranteed still body. But here's the other thing, sometimes if you do it in a lake, that's what you're thinking, a fish will bite it and normally that's ideal, but I'm just trying to practice casting. It's like, when you don't want to catch, that's when they're biting, y’know what I mean? So I need a still body of water that I can guarantee won't move to practice my fishing casting.

Episode 13

Duck: I should’ve put some time into it, honestly, but I uh… I was real busy with family over the holidays, so I didn’t make much—

Mama: You literally just said you didn’t have any family in town over the holidays.

Duck: God dammit. Dammit!

Mama: I mean, it’s fine if you couldn’t dig anything up, but you don’t gotta lie to old Mama, you know?

Duck: Dammit! Dammit, Duck!

Mama: You don’t have to beat yourself up about it, Duck, I mean po—

Duck: Fuck!

Episode 14

EMT: Do you know what happened to him?

Duck: Oh boy…um…do you want the truth or a more convincing lie? Um, nah so, okay, right… so the Pizza Hut sign started to fall, ‘cause of the weather, and he ran up there on… a fire escape… and tried to push it? …With a bat? Damn it. Nah, he just pushed it, and it fell, but then he fell ‘cause he got shocked. I bet… mmm…I didn’t see. I was in-Ah, shit! Alright, hey fol-hey guys, rewind. I-hey guys, rewind a second. Ah fuck! I was inside, I didn’t see. Anything! I don’t know… this man. I do know this man. His name-Fuck!  Alright, I Ned, hi, here's-hmmm. Alright, so this man’s name is Ned, and he’s a friend of mine, and I don’t know what the hell happened to him, but you know this guy. He’s always getting into something. I don’t know, I was in the building, I almost got killed by a Pizza Hut sign. I might be in shock!

Episode 18

Duck: Honestly… uh if I gotta tell you the truth, Juno, I’m— I was trying to get into character. I’ve been—

Juno: You’re going undercover with these teens?

Duck: —I’m going undercover. I got a undercover teenage identity. It’s— it’s Frick Richums and when I assume the identity of Frick Richums, I’m trying to get undercover, with the Hornets [hisses] so I can find their illegal grow thing. [grunts]

Juno: You are a truly miserable liar, Duck Newton.

Duck: Goddamnit! I put on such a good— damnit!

Juno: Hey, when you’re finished with the… with those, those nails. Would you mind taking them back to the station? I need to sort of keep going around the perimeter see if I can find something to, you know, maybe help with your investigation to take down those— those drug kingpins, the Hornets.

Duck: Yeah, Juno, about that. I— I was kidding about that, of course. I was just having some fun. But I did… I did hear some of them talking on...... Facebook about you and how they were gonna target you. Like they need to get you out of the way. And it kinda freaked me out a little bit. Can you think of any reason anybody would wanna get you… outta the way? Or— or be targeting you? Like… for this?

Episode 21

(Deputy Dewey is asking for alibis)

Duck: Me— Me— Me too.

Deputy Dewey: You too what? You were

Duck: Yup.

Deputy Dewey: Alright…

Duck: Me too. I was— Yup, I— Yup, me too, for both. Yup, me too. Mmm…

Aubrey: Duck, are you okay? You look like you need to use the bathroom.

Duck: Nope. Yeah, I do. Yup. Uh, Burritos, alright… Bye.

Episode 22 Featuring Ned and Aubrey also being bad at lying

Morgue Technician: Can I help y'all with something?

Duck: Well, we would like to see the bodies of--

Aubrey: My brother!

Duck: My dad.

Ned: My son.

Duck: His brother. Her-- His-- His son, her brother, my dad.

Aubrey: Not related. There's two of 'em.

Ned: But you have to figure out which two.

Duck: We need to see a body for a dare. I'm sorry about all the lies from before but we need to see a body for a dare.

Aubrey: I was dared to look at the body of my brother.

Ned: And my son.

Aubrey: I was dared to look at the body of his son. Who is also my brother. Because he is my father.

Episode 32

Duck: Um… yup. It‘s… Harpo. Uh, all… [imitating crackling noise] Y‘all hearing this? [imitating crackling] The… radio break up. Radio break up. Mrrr.

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Do people know about the long term sponsorship MBMBAM used to have with Extreme Restraints (like several months of weekly ads) where they’d have to talk about various sex toys and once had to talk about them in a completely PG-13 way for candlenights. Do PEOPLE NOT KNOW that Extreme Restraints sent the McElboys an anonymous list of all the weird shit people bought with their coupon code.

No one talks about the long period of time when the McElboys were sponsored by a sex toy/bdsm online store and put their hearts and souls into those ads and I’m afraid it’s because people don’t know about it

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The Voidfish & Magnus - been wanting to do some TAZ fanart and felt like noodling around on a painting last night before bed. Voidfish is perfect for noodling. His arms are like spaghetti.

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if you can’t make your own serotonin, mcelroy brand is fine

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The stinkbug video is coming, y'all. We're gonna post it to YouTube a little while after Brudder's Gate wraps up. But for now, have this short horror film to tide you over.

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the best way i can describe barry bluejeans is as a guy who's “just some guy” in spite of his entire personality and not because of it. like that’s a guy with absolutely no business getting categorized as “just some guy,” but because he’s a middle-aged man named barry bluejeans, he just keeps getting away with it

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attention st louis/surrounding areas mcelroy fans!!!

through a series of mistakes that we don't need to get into bc it makes me look dumb (mostly bc i am), i happen to have two tickets for the mbmbam show in st louis on june 22nd that i'm willing to sell at a discounted rate, if there's anyone in the area who wants to go but can't quite justify the cost. just dm me and we can talk deets if you're interested!

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clicked on a youtube video entitled “criticism from your dad | mbmbam ep. 205” and i was like “haha sounds funny i hope they talk about clint” but then

but then i realized the question was not “how do i deal with criticism from my dad,“ 

the question was,

“clint mcelroy left a SCATHING ONE STAR REVIEW on A BOOK THAT I WROTE, IN REAL LIFE, how do i deal with criticism from YOUR dad, CLINT MCELROY”

WHEN I SAY I’M LOSING IT…

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i have spotify. open. right now on my computer. do you want me to blast you? do you want me to put you on blast cuz i got your history right here in the side bar take it back by jimmy buffet. nautical wheelers by jimmy buffet. jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet. STEAMER by jimmy BUFFET! treat her like a LADY by jimmy BUFFET! mañana by jimmy BUFFET! WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET. HaVaNa Daydreaming by Jimmy Buffet. what the FUCK happened to you? are you HAUNTED? are you FUCKING POSESSED??

YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER