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I am reading horror stories in a church tonight with a string quartet, which is definitely what its original designers intended.

I mean, who's to say Saint Augustine wasn't carnivorous?

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the real cancel culture is canceling every show after 1 season

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When these two next book series are done, my treat to myself is going to be writing a novel with Hannibal's aesthetic and mood.

Just flannel and dim light and probably quite a lot of murders.

HANNIBAL • S2E07 ↳ “Yakimono”

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Also my For You tab is just Bruce Wayne dad takes.

Folks, I haven't trained my kid to fight ANYONE.

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I am in Glasgow because I handed two books in and they'll be out next year and I am under orders to spend just one week not writing.

So I'm writing a D & D campaign.

wooooooooooooooo

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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The funniest aspect of a child crime fighter is that sometimes they’re going to run into something that makes no sense because they don’t have the life experience. Because they’re nine.

Like Robin runs into a guy who works for The Penguin and the guy just throws his hands up like, “Don’t hit! I’m not an enforcer. I’m an accountant.”

Robin:

Robin, squaring up: I don’t know what that is.

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@greatmountainfloofsquatch is this why elves are always so spooky and distracted and dour?

'Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?'

'I see a Decemberists song plotline coming at us at high speed. RUN.'

What’s up late night folks? Here’s an eerie shot I took down a pitch black road in the middle of the night

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THE END IS NIGH. Come help me celebrate... #booklaunch #booksofinstagram #bookstagram #KotBD #KnightsoftheBorrowedDark #TheEndlessKing #KotBDtrilogy

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I AM BIRTHDAY. Ahem. Today I am 30! I am 30 today. Today 30 I am. Also I've started a newsletter, which may or may not be coherent. Link in bio! #KotBD #TheForeverCourt #KnightsOfTheBorrowedDark #bookstagram #daveontour #writersofinstagram #newsletter #birthday #incoherentginger

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We met the King of Tory Island! Which is an excellent time to mention that the last book in the #KOTBD trilogy will br launched in #dept51 (Easons on O'Connell Street) at 6pm on the 27th of March! Light the candles, spread the word. Long Live The King... #KotBD #KnightsoftheBorrowedDark #TheEndlessKing #penguinrandomhouse #writersofinstagram #booklaunch #bookstagram #toryisland

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Turning 30 in three weeks and I've already done my fav bit - making a stupid banner for the FB event. What now? #30thbirthday #furyroad

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EVERYONE SAY KNIGHTS #KotBD #bandongrammar #KnightsOfTheBorrowedDark #daveontour #cork #writersofinstagram

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Just a normal morning... #KotBD

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First gig of 2018 in Kinsale Community School this morning. Wish us monsters. #KotBD #daveanddadontour #writersofinstagram #KnightsoftheBorrowedDark #theforevercourt

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New housemate is slothing in nicely...

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Just your regular morning. #KotBD #TheForeverCourt #KnightsOfTheBorrowedDark #bookstagram #daveontour #writersofinstagram